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phantomdiorama.bsky.social
Writer. Mostly interested in peppermint tea and lying down. Married to @kittenflower.bsky.social Also here: michaelbuckleywriter.com
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Those men felt that way beforehand

Solved Pandergram for March 2, 2025 (easy) with 95 points: onelook.com/pandergram/2...

Stay safe QLD 💜

My favourite episode is the one where Poirot gets a shoulder-mounted cannon.

OnlyPosts is a good feed to subscribe to FYI

Word of the day is ‘huff-snuff’ (16th century): a hectoring bully or braggart.

Book: She was the least beautiful of her sisters. Her features perfectly unremarkable. IMDb: Keira Knightley

Describe your account in one Simpsons image

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None of these jerks is wearing a suit that fits

This is America, but it's heartbreakingly similar here in Australia and elsewhere (via @lollardfish.bsky.social) psmag.com/news/disable...

One day we will talk of that place as if it were Atlantis

Weirdly (for me), I'm quite proud of this one. I think it's pretty good.

We know Galileo and Plato (inventor of the plate) but not whoever was ultimately responsible for chips?

How come we don’t know the name of whoever discovered the potato?

My The? The

**NEW VIDEO OUT TODAY!!** I went up to Maryborough just before Christmas! Here's what I did. youtu.be/aoLeVFsFbZc

The problem with comedians is they think they are funny

Gene Hackman too?

Well, fuck www.hollywoodreporter.com/tv/tv-news/m...

Kinda want the plush vegetables…

Sheesh! Solved Pandergram for February 23, 2025 (med) with 0 points: onelook.com/pandergram/2...

“Quick, to the jerk tube!”

$2m? Why that’s almost six Nikes

Parent-teacher interviews this afternoon. Being internal relief, I thought I'd dodge them, but I'm on the one class for 3 weeks so I'm doing interviews for those kiddos. I'm at work until 5, like some sort of animal.

**NEW SHORT OUT TODAY!!** It's not exciting, but you might like it anyway. Westfield, Chermside, in the school holidays. youtube.com/shorts/QocHK...

Super cool how HR departments are using the membership details of LGBT groups *that they created and encouraged* to name LGBT employees. HR. Is. Never. Your. Friend.

Very much this

Come on, Fantus. You're a baby elephant driving a tractor. A little less singing, a little more eyes on the road

Hoping Francis pulls through. And not just to avoid the inevitable “Pope Dies From Woke” think pieces

Like I’ve always said, asteroids are cowards

Toadie: *steps through a red curtain* Harold: Sdneirf doog emoceb sruobhgien doog nehw staht END

James Bond: You Only Rest Twice During Your 36 Hour Shift At The Factory

Cat is art

**NEW SHORT OUT TODAY!!** Remember apocalypse tutorials, kids? Fun* times! youtube.com/shorts/mIwij...

Oh good* vertigo

youtu.be/-ttpI7WXAO4 Dido does a really good job of this #musicsky

Laying in bed with the window open and I can hear Tex Perkins' voice on the wind, drifting across the river

If you liked today's video, you can watch some more of my walks here: www.youtube.com/playlist?lis...

Posting screenshots of text to get around folks moderation settings is a dick move. Especially because you need to type that text into the Alt field anyway. Of course you’re not doing that either, being a dick

Daily Telegraph undercover energy