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I don’t know how to explain this but they not like us is the Barbie movie and meet the grahams is Oppenheimer

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Happy birthday Chris Chan

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All Kevin smith movies are in the same extended universe, in mall rats Stan Lee has a cameo. In addition Stan Lee is seen reading a script for the movie mall rats in captain marvel. This bridges them to mean all Kevin smith movies are in the marvel universe.

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People before 1861 must’ve been so confused by the face on their pennies

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Quick reminder Elon was offered a way to fix world hunger for less than a quarter of his net worth and he said no.

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I have a theory, learning a second language isn’t actually harder than other topics but because you’re aware of how far you have to go before you’re fluent it seems harder.

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Crip walking to how bad could I be from the Lorax

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I feel bad for the republicans who regret their vote but at the same time, we don’t forgive you. You still did this.

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Used to believe I couldn’t be more radicalized, now this is happening.

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It is acceptable to dead name as long as it’s the Gulf of Mexico

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It would be great if hot tubs enforced their “no one under 14” rules

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Woke up trans gender according to this new executive order. I’m cool with it. Crazy this might mean we will get our first female president. Unless trump wants to come out as trans too.

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How’d you get to where you are

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This isn’t America anymore. America is over

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America was built on debate and compromise, not total control. Nothing about our modern government is American. There’s nothing to be proud of

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When rural people talk about helping their neighbors out it’s the American way, but when anyone else does it’s socialism?

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Lewis is making a surprise return to Mercedes I guess, kinda weird thought he changed literally everything on social media from Mercedes to Ferrari. Also thought I saw him in some Ferrari ads. But AI is never wrong so

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Anti EV people are looking at a landline and not realizing it will become the IPhone

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Why is no one talking about how Minnesota is covered in the most dense fog I’ve ever seen and it’s been like this for 3 days

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Can some republican explain to me exactly what the “liberal agenda” is and why it’s bad? Better yet explain why it’s bad without explaining why the Republican Party is worse

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Shoutout to everyone donating to Wikipedia. True American heroes

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It’s to bad 9/11 happened in a country that uses month/date/year instead of date/month/year because we would’ve been able to warn them three months in advance

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Theology sounds like it should be related to insects. Word vibes

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Cult Leader Not Even Charismatic theonion.com/cult-leader-...

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Jimmy Carter Becomes Second President Convicted Of Felony For Sticking Up Waffle House theonion.com/jimmy-carter...

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Can I get star lab for a birthday party

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Every time I’m reminded Elon can’t run for president I’m filled with such relief

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If you take the month (12) and add the day (12) you get 24. Which is the year. If you add 24 + 24 you get 48. Same amount of time in two days. Two-days. Today

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Thank the lord diddy doesn't have young thugs lawyer

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