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FGC/TCG. Hit Box Jack/Dhalsim originator. Pokemon Professor. @hitboxarcade @IronPhistPhilly. He/They Email: [email protected] 1911 ♦️ PTCG: 38/??? CP
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Movie night with the gang. 🙏🏿

Pokémon Gold & Silver × OUTDOOR PRODUCTS – Player Sprite Shoulder Pouch 🎒✨ #Pokemon #OUTDOOR

Me: 10+ years of being in the FGC with opportunities to play the best players of their respective character/regions in Street Fighter and Tekken. Me, going to my first TCG regional in 48 hours: Please don't put me on stream, I'm awkward.

As much as I advocate about the C in community I’m not used to it being reciprocated to me. People staying late to play extra games, staff talking shop and letting me stay past close wishing me luck for my first regional. It means the world to me and it’s appreciated. 🙏🏿

Bubbled out at 6th. Deck ran super well and stayed at the top tables the entire event, but there’s a few things I want to tinker with first before San Antonio so no list this time. 🤐 +8cp Dinosaurs are cool. 🦕🍃

Practice before San Antonio is a go. Let’s see how we do at today’s Challenge. 🦕🍃

Had to re-up before my first regional.

I'm re-acclimating myself with fighting games. Give me some time and give me some grace while I get back up to snuff.

@yonepatchi.bsky.social is finally on Bluesky. This app is finally worth it.

Once again GDQ rejects my submission for Spider Stompin' for the fraudulent reason "it's not a real speedgame"

Felt like playing Char-Zardington at league today and went 3-0. Took some inspiration from a Charizard master class and freestyled the rest. My sequencing, prize checking and resource management has improved and helps with seeing the correct lines for the situation. 🔥

That desk mat is clean!

Charizard is teaching me how to sequence.

My first solo event under the books. Thank you to everyone who came out to play and expressed how well the event ran. Most importantly thank you to @brainfroog.bsky.social for trusting me to hold it down. This community is great and wouldn’t trade it for the world. +0CP +100 sense of fulfillment

POV: It’s your first time judging solo and it’s a 20 person challenge. We got this. 🙏🏿

Me at work.

Turn 1 "donk"?

Went 3-0 at yesterday's League with Raging Bolt. I think I'm finally finding my stride with this deck. Skyliner is a godsend. Dinosaurs are cool. 🦕🍃

Black Friday / Cyber Monday Giveaway!! We're giving away a $75 Playstation PSN Gift Card! Rules: Follow FKD + Repost + Like this Post & comment your favorite video game! Ends on 12/3 at 12pm PT!

Finally getting the hang of my new ball, now time to fix my form.

I was told cool kids don’t look at explosions. 🎳

Stop apologizing for: Not streaming Not posting Not being on discord Not being online. It is ok, and actually healthy, to have a life away from the internet. Humans have been doing that longer than the Internet has existed. It's fine. No one is mad. No apologies needed. Do you.

I miss streaming. I'm ready to come back after the holidays.

🎲 We are thrilled to announce the return of The Queen & Rook Shoppe (formerly known as “The Keep”)! Located just next door at 125 South Street, the grand opening will coincide with Black Friday and Small Business Saturday weekend beginning Friday 11/29 from noon - 10pm.

Just a Chill Guy making top cut at a chill Mickey for the first time with Raging Bolt. +10 Poli Points. Dinosaurs are cool. 🦕🍃

Entered my first online tournament for TCG and placed 15th/51. In traditional FGC/TCG fashion, was one win away from top cut with my IRL Raging Bolt list. Dinosaurs are cool. 🦕🍃

First time going undefeated at league! 🙏🏿 Learning Raging Bolt alongside Ancient Box was a good decision. My ability to pilot and see lines are increasing as well as prize checking and assessing board state. Dinosaurs are cool. 🦕🍃

Went to a Pro Shop, new bowling ball incoming. 🎳

Just a reminder; I am a real person.

For anyone that ever wants to quickly generate a #PTCGL list with max rarity - I made a thing 🎉 pkmn-decks.netlify.app/bling

If you see a song shared that you want to check out but don’t want to open another app, you listen in Bluesky. Go to Settings > External Media Preferences > Enable apps 💞

Finally made it to Master! In Bolt we trust. Dinosaurs are cool. 🦕🍃

Not me pulling a 600 dollar card!

tip for newbies: subscribe to this MAGA block list to preemptively block MAGAts on here :) (sorry I forgot to include the link before)

And I thought my luck was bad...