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tbh im extremely proud of this video, but the character limit won’t let me express that in depth. youtu.be/eoHrkvhLgAI?...

I think I would do really well on twitter, but I couldn’t sleep at night knowing that Elon Musk directly benefits off of my social and cultural capital.

For the 14th day of Pride Month, I’m sending love to all people who have to work on a Saturday.

And here is our update for Day 6! WE MADE IT TO $900!!!! We’re so close to $1K and there is only one day left of PokePride! Do you think we can do it?? Tomorrow at 10 AM CST/11 AM EST. See you there for pink day! 🩷 Twitch.tv/damsel__fly #DamselPRIDE #PokePride

all the mad gamers making monetized video essays dogging Mario Kart World saying it’s “not mario kart” or “they ruined it” are resistant to change because they don’t understand they have been playing Mario Kart 8 for a decade (2014). They also have the option of still playing 8.

For the 13th day of Pride month, all insufferable twinks (and people who act like them), who purity test others based on their niche knowledge of pop culture will have their yap card revoked for 1 week.

Mario Kart: World had the biggest launch sales for a console launch title in Japan

There is a severe lack of girlypop switch customization on etsy right now. I need the girls to wake up and turn those 3D printers on!

Solid. This has a lot of classic girlypops. I'll also consider that this is a playthrough team and not a concept team. Personally, I thik Sceptile would match this team more aesthetically as a starter. The two stand-outs, to me, are Porygon-Z and Vileplume. 7.5/10

Ivysaur, shows how 2nd stage evos are lowkey prettier. The Diva with the narrative, Chikorita. Gligar and Phanpy create a spectrum of cuteness to represent the trainer’s tastes. Shiny Lanturn as a pop of color. Alolan Vulpix to tie it off in a pretty bow. Thoughtful. Cultural. Stylish. 9/10

For the 12th day of Pride Month, I am casting a curse on all DL conservative politicians. The next 24 hours will be unpleasant for them. They may feel sick and bloated, insecure, sad, or (hopefully) SHAME.

7/10 As a general personal team, it’s cute. There’s not too many cliche picks as people tend to send me often. It attempts to represent multiple generations. A shiny ribobombee would probably pop more.

youtu.be/AR9jW0_rbdU?... This might actually be one of the best recorded kikis ever

For the 11th day of Pride Month, I will manifest all tasks getting done expeditiously and smoothly.

The amount of people selling off brand, unregulated skin care, eye drops, suppluments, and tinctures on TikTok shop is so wild to me

For the 10th day of Pride Month, I cast a 24 hour SILENCE spell on very dumb people. All the words they say and type will have no effect on anyone and they’ll just sound like the teacher on The Peanuts.

Switch 2 is here

For the ninth day of Pride… well.. the talk isnt cheap… and it will be what it will be

i have had a troll stalking me for like a year now and I block them and everything and they wont go away. i wish I could meet people like this irl so I could punch them in the throat.

I hope that Cynthia Erivo can blow up as a musician because she can work a stage well, her musicianship is really amazing, and her voice is incredible.

getting my switch 2 half a week after launch when $500+ was taken out of my account for a preorder genuinely gives me the ick and i dont even want to open the box when it gets here. This is my first and last launch day hype. Capitalism is a humiliation ritual. Im embarrassed.

One of my chronically online traits is that I follow dozens of cutesy gay boys who make art of anime men as workout inspo. Like, people who make art of cutesy maplestory coded anime men are why I feel exponentially healthier this year.

For the eighth day of Pride Month, every lgbtqia+ person gets a free Americano from a business establishment of their choice.

My current beard era is truly a metamorphosis. Ive had them before, but this one is different. Very different.

Gamestop messed up shipping my switch so bad that I genuinely dont even want it anymore. It gives me the ick…

What do you mean “what is your realistic Pokemon team?” You think, if Pokemon existed irl, I would not be a cosplay wearing content creator? I would be even worse! My Pokemon would all be accessories and my ace is a shiny jumpluff. I would have a many boxes, just like I have my hats.

For the seventh day of Pride, I need your help! Do one thing to remind yourself of your free will as a human being to do anything you want and exist however you want! It will give me energy for tomorrow’s agenda. Here’s an example:

If you see this, quote this post with tour favorite Dark-type Pokémon

For the sixth day of pride month I’m casting a hot spell! This mean you will exude hot energy and be hot to anyone that sees you! It’s Friday! Be hot!

Miss Diva 2025 is my ARTPOP

For the fifth day of pride month all LGBTQIA+ ppl around the world will be issued a free Heidi Montag big bob. Wearing the bob will be MANDATORY tomorrow.