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I googled "from dictatorship to democracy" and Google asked to ping my location. Weird.

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As a boy, I'd tell my friends "Squeeze this and lick that and she'll go wild." Now, as a man, I'm like "Lads, this recipe is the fucking tits. It's complex, but achievable. Familiar but unique. If you want to make her night, make this. And then squeeze this and lick that."

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"A poisonous snake in the house is just as dangerous as a wolf outdoors...The logic of fighting Hitlerian ideas abroad & letting them lie coiled & dangerous in one's own front room just doesn't make sense." --Langston Hughes

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Really enjoying Creature Commandos.

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I made another stupid thing because someone wore this to our ugly sweater office Christmas party, and saying it there may have gotten me fired.

submitted 63 days ago • 1 comment

"BrIaN tHoMpSoN wAs A hUmAn BeInG!" No shit. If Luigi Maggione shot a dog, we'd all* hate him. *Excepting Trump, who'd probably pardon him and appoint him to his cabinet.

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IASIP where the gang declares Paddy's Pub to be a no-rules freedom zone, so as to attract sexy people for uninhibited fun, but instead attract the MacPoyles, who don't shower, wear filthy bathrobes, drink unpasteurized milk, and feel up their own kin. This is also the story of the Libertarian Party.

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Biden spent the last year aiding and abetting genocide. Mentioning the pardon is like saying "Yeah, plus Jeffrey Dahmer farted in an elevator that one time."

submitted 82 days ago • 0 comments

pitbulls and orange cats: a case study in FAFO

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In college, my two favorite quotes overhead from professors were "Incest is the ultimate act of anarchy," and "The two greatest tools for diplomacy are money, and whiskey, in that order."

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So three conspiracy theorists walk into a bar, and you can't tell me that's a coincidence.

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Mechanical keyboards, because once you go clack you can't go back.

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I know it's cruel, but I truly hope that chugging raw milk becomes a popular form of MAGA virtue signaling, because there's usually a whole season between what you reap and what you sew, and I could really use some instant gratification.

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In Cyberpunk 2077, fixers assign you missions, and once you've completed all of a fixers missions they give you a special reward. One fixer is named Mr. Hands and I wanted to know what reward he gave, so I googled his name and then immediately wished I hadn't.

submitted 91 days ago • 0 comments

I'm just posting this so I'm not at 88 posts.

submitted 93 days ago • 0 comments

My dog just killed a rat in the backyard, which is cool and all, but I had to dispose of its corpse with a dustpan and it was just like that dead frog scene in Family Guy. Suffice to say, tonight's serenity is ruined.

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I have my dog, the best girl, curled up and snoozing to my right. My cat is curled to my left, purring. I have a glass of my favorite Irish whiskey and I'm watching Foundation. I know the years ahead will be dreadful but this moment is perfect, and I will not let it be taken from me.

submitted 93 days ago • 0 comments

Jeffrey Epstein.  Alexander Acosta.  Ghislaine Maxwell.  Robert Morris.  George Nader.  Roy Moore.  Matt Gaetz. Ari Alexander. Linda McMahon. Once is an accident, twice is a coincidence, three times a pattern, nine is...?

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The duality of Democrats.

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In about three months Twitter is going to be as socially relevant as Truth Social.

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Ten bands/artists to get to know me in no particular order: MC5 The Roots Bad Brains Dwarves The Skatalites Get Dead Outkast Nina Simone Lauryn Hill Sean Price

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Clownshoes are better than jackboots.

submitted 102 days ago • 68 comments