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phillipjeffries.bsky.social
It was a dream! We live inside a dream!
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Sometimes I wish I was a too old child in a stroller. Just lying in melancholic repose while being pushed from commitment to commitment.

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Ugh, do we have to be too cool for bluesky already? Can't we just have a place to be earnest for like a minute?

submitted 13 days ago • 0 comments

I think the reality is that he truly believes this stuff. He's a deeply incurious person, and his understanding of neurodivergence is probably on par with what he learned from 80's network television. He's wrong, but he also doesn't care. He just needs to be fired. bsky.app/profile/the-...

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weird, what could explain this

submitted 22 days ago • 333 comments

Honestly, I feel about lab leak the same way I do about ghosts being real. Yeah! Things would be way more interesting if it were true, but what am I supposed to do? All the evidence I see is fake! bsky.app/profile/mich...

submitted 32 days ago • 0 comments

I believe the evidence shows you can avoid joining the zombie horde if you get your 10,000 steps in.

submitted 35 days ago • 1 comment

As someone who consistently misses deadlines, deadlines are fucking stupid. They're a way for people who meet deadlines to discriminate against people who can't. I'm tall. Should we put scholarships and grant funding on the top shelf of cupboards? You can't reach it? Well you shouldn't be short!

submitted 36 days ago • 0 comments

Jesus Fucking Christ Dalla Lana. You were forced to stop exploiting PhD students for abysmal wages, and your solution to make up the costs is to fuck is harder.

submitted 86 days ago • 0 comments

While attention is trained on the potential infectious cause which could spread internationally, we should not ignore that food insecurity, malnutrition and lack of access to basic health needs seems to be the major driver of bad outcomes here. All social determinants of health enhanced by inequity.

submitted 146 days ago • 4 comments

Listen, according to Star Trek 3 and the Genesis machine, an ecological apocalypse doesn’t happen until the earth cracks open and lava leaks out, so we’re good for now!

submitted 172 days ago • 0 comments

I can't figure out if vaccines work or not. Tough one. I can see why RFK Jr is so concerned. Need Sherlock Holmes on this one.

submitted 173 days ago • 27 comments

“Rook” is 2024’S nerd word

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submitted 182 days ago • 3 comments

Give Trump the Smile parasite!

submitted 182 days ago • 0 comments

Jeff Bozos

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Terrifier 3 is one for the bros (derogatory)

submitted 193 days ago • 0 comments

Oh bother, here we go again. I know Americans prefer Canadians to keep their mouth shut on American politics. I just ask that if Trump wins the story doesn’t focus on “Kamala’s ground game in Michigan.”

submitted 194 days ago • 0 comments

Well, my stupidity has really stacked things against me at this point. You know how people say someone is too stupid to live? Well, I feel my time has come, and I’m very scared. The stupid reaper is knocking… over a pile of papers. He’s a real klutz.

submitted 218 days ago • 0 comments

The media seems disinterested in reporting that we now have over a dozen eggs. We’re clearly in position for a dozen chickens. If Trump had a dozen chickens, they wouldn’t shut up. Why is that?

submitted 222 days ago • 0 comments

This is the vibe we’re getting right?

submitted 262 days ago • 0 comments

Movies need to drop scenes where someone has to guess a password. Anyone who is trying with security isn’t just going to pick a word or name. Make it security questions at the very least.

submitted 265 days ago • 0 comments

The problem with social media is that someone is totally entitled to share their life if they’re happy. It just makes it tougher for the rest of us.

submitted 273 days ago • 0 comments

I don’t get graduate scholarships sometimes. It’s like, the best among you will get a livable wage. The rest of you losers will live in poverty!

submitted 274 days ago • 0 comments

Some doubted me, but finally my plan is coming together. www.nytimes.com/2024/07/24/s...

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