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Mixing strategy and creativity to build brands through effective marketing. Energetic speaker, foodie, soccer player, and proud Dad. #COYS
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What if it’s just a big distraction from “the bill?”

Sharing this cinematic masterpiece with my teenager tonight. And tomorrow, there will be copious amounts of Queen around our home. #FlashGordon #SaveEveryOneOfUs

One for @giuliodelbufalo.bsky.social

Decided to sell my car, as I’m still racking up too many miles too quickly on a car like this. But damn I’m gonna miss this fuel economy. 62+mpg and almost 600 miles between fill ups, on a 9 gallon tank.

This is what’s being hidden behind the crazy circus curtain.

People under 40 won’t understand the power that I hold in my hand or the unfair advantage it provided in 1990. Not to mention the original price of $29 seemed unattainable for kids at the time.

The Red Queen and The White Rabbit hopped off to an Alice in Wonderland party last night. Fashionably late, of course. #FollowTheWhiteRabbit

Step 1: Fire National Parks employees. Step 2: Create reason to cut down forests. Step 3: Build resorts and casinos on former national parks. Step 4: Tell Americans this makes money for the nation. Step 5: Line the pockets of billionaires. Step 6: Remove parks from history.

Has his signature all over it. Almost literally.

Decided to change the channel and watch reruns of The Great British Baking Show (Bake Off) instead of witnessing Loathsome American Verbal Diarrhea.

This is what a dictatorship looks like.

For the record Pres. Zelenskyy has thanked the United States and Americans - 33 times to date including in an emotional speech to Congress.

Marco Rubio today.

Rest in Peace, David Johansen. I can only hope when asked about entering heaven, your response was: “Which floo-ah?” See you this Christmas, Buster. #DavidJohansen

Southern Passive Aggressive Charm in one lesson: Me: “Hey Siri, kiss my ass.” Siri: “I won’t respond to that.” Me: “Hey Siri, kiss my grits.” Siri: “I’m not sure I understand.” Me: “That’s the point.”

If costs continue on this path, former Crypto, Blockchain, and NFT experts are about to become Eggsperts.

“Market Research Pitfalls” - new cartoon and post marketoonist.com/2025/02/evol... #marketing #cartoon #marketoon

I ❤️ SNL. @saturdaynightlive.bsky.social #SNL

No Star Wars. No Star Trek. Name a favourite Sci-fi franchise.

Just added “The Ballad of Black Tom,” by Victor LaValle, to my Audible queue. Thanks, @srmilesauthor.bsky.social and @jimokenfuss.bsky.social

You’re watching Severance? I’m watching Murder She Wrote. We are not the same.

NEW: I’m getting multiple reports that federal workers are now getting spammed with vulgar emails. It seems as though Musk’s OPM email server trick made everyone vulnerable.

“Blame DEI” is the new “Thanks, Obama.”