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not a great look

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This is what it looks like when Vop Osili calls in the dogs to attack a sexual assault survivor in a city council meeting

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I am currently under construction - thank you for your patience.

submitted 15 hours ago • 0 comments

Median voter

submitted 3 days ago • 4 comments

groimes you haeve to come get me at Geetmo

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submitted 63 days ago • 7 comments

The Pacers when the other team has a 99% or better win probability in the final three minutes… (via Hardwood Knocks) #NBA

submitted 4 days ago • 2 comments

Sir, the Haliban has struck another team

submitted 4 days ago • 1 comment

Funniest basketball team of all time.

submitted 4 days ago • 17 comments

this state hates kids and doesn’t want them to eat

submitted 6 days ago • 1 comment

shocked, shocked that the sole profitable avenue for many artists gets: -gouged -practically monopolized by livenation -gouged even harder by municipalities -overscheduled -gouged some more and number stops going up

submitted 7 days ago • 7 comments

>Literally every post your boomer relatives make on Facebook that includes "WE THE PEOPLE"

submitted 13 days ago • 0 comments

The president of the United States of America is picking on a 16-year-old California high schooler. Literally the most powerful person in the world singling out a kid. I can think of nothing weaker, more pathetic or more loathsome.

submitted 13 days ago • 41 comments

Jesus Christ I wish I wasn't up.

submitted 28 days ago • 0 comments

i think this shit is an affront to this country and its traditions

submitted 31 days ago • 361 comments

Please God give us Pope Pizzaballa we need something incredibly funny more than ever right now.

submitted 32 days ago • 0 comments

(Completely unironically) OK, now THIS is epic.

submitted 33 days ago • 0 comments

I forgot one of the key tricks to apartment maintenance is remembering roughly 80% of renters do not know how to operate a dishwasher and that I get paid to try and teach them.

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the proliferation of LLMs is a scourge and Chat GPT etc should not be publicly available in their current states (arguably ever). the ethical dilemmas and the impacts they have on pedagogy alone should be enough to bury them deep below the surface of the earth

submitted 33 days ago • 3 comments

begging for money on the internet after calling a child racial slurs? these are gutter people raised in gutter families with a rotten, rancid culture

submitted 38 days ago • 765 comments

I am unashamed to be shocked that the guy in charge of health in this country literally does not believe in germs. That is not a thing that usually happens even with the most uncharitable view of “baseline” America.

submitted 38 days ago • 55 comments

Dude I have been waiting literally years for this cannot believe its finally here let's goooooo

submitted 39 days ago • 0 comments

Star-Spangled Ice Cream (2003-2009): A line of jingoistic-themed ice cream flavors, launched to "provide a conservative alternative" to Ben and Jerry's. Flavors included "I Hate the French Vanilla", "Iraqi Road", "Nutty Environmentalist" and "RushMallow".

submitted 271 days ago • 76 comments

The entire economy of Carmel Indiana is based around driving into Indianapolis for work, paying zero taxes, complaining about the poors, and being scared of minorities

submitted 40 days ago • 3 comments

We truly need to double the population of Center Township. That’s the only way forward.

submitted 45 days ago • 5 comments

When you are a very stable genius

submitted 45 days ago • 0 comments

dying

submitted 45 days ago • 65 comments

It's about time

submitted 45 days ago • 45 comments

Dude, the professional dick riding some of my Republican family members do for Trump is straight up embarassing. He's not paying you guys.

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Is it possible to conceive a biopic with less respect for your intended subject than this? Less of an understanding of what their whole deal was?

submitted 46 days ago • 9 comments