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Mom just suggested that I march right up to the Vatican, introduce myself to the guy in charge, hand him a printed copy of my resume and tell him confidently and forcefully that I’m the right person for the job.

submitted 13 hours ago • 122 comments

Let’s be real, we all like Andor because it’s like watching Michael Clayton but there’s a Yoda. It kicks ass and it rules but if we weren’t all 40 it wouldn’t rule so hard.

submitted 1 day ago • 45 comments

if albert einstein was so smart then how come he was unable to predict the combination pizza hut and taco bell

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I went to the Tate Modern yesterday. In the Rothko room with all the Serious Art Connoisseurs there was a ~5 year old kid who walked up to each painting, pointed at it and shouted 'RECTANGLE' at each one in turn, then left the room.

submitted 2 days ago • 215 comments

there is a perfect hyperdimensional jewel made of every word a human being has ever written, and all the correspondences between those words. people mostly use it to get insane household repair tips or jerk off. i guess it basically runs the government now

submitted 2 days ago • 13 comments

see this is what I've been saying www.polygon.com/gaming/56144...

submitted 2 days ago • 1 comment

Hippity, hoppity, things of that nature

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Nerd Nerd never changes

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hey siri what is a luddite

submitted 3 days ago • 15 comments

Who was my city named after? Some guy named William. And my state? You’re not gonna believe this,

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Hello New York Times I also think everyone should have 9 kids and treat the kids themselves like garbage can I get an interview please

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I am watching the movie Heat and I wanted to check if the actress is a young Angelina Jolie so I went to google and-

submitted 3 days ago • 556 comments

I'm starting to embrace the loser mindset. 100% failmaxxing. Dudpilled flopcore. Entering my fizzle era. Girl it's giving last place.

submitted 3 days ago • 35 comments

Users that were banned by mods for destabilizing the economy by exploiting the infinite loaves and fishes glitch will have 72 hours to appeal to the Admin for account restoration

submitted 4 days ago • 1 comment

web site full of long-form thinkpieces about apple products called MacBook Prose

submitted 4 days ago • 0 comments

The Daredevil season finale raises a big question about the MCU: when the Punisher mentions Inspector Gadget, is it because he’s aware of him as a fictional character, or because Inspector Gadget is a real guy he knows?

submitted 4 days ago • 103 comments

every engineering job posting is like "you have a passion for solving difficult problems" and idk what if I'm the kind of engineers that likes to stick to the tutorial area

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Out with “should designers learn how to write code?” In with “should developers learn how to write HTML?”

submitted 5 days ago • 2 comments

Hangin out with turdus

submitted 4 days ago • 1 comment

In the damned stud’o

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There’s a dang cheeto in the White House

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submitted 5 days ago • 13 comments

i actually have a condition, and a doctor says i should avoid youtube links, animated gifs, and unsolicited product recommendations. i'm so sorry

submitted 5 days ago • 4 comments

Helicopter that has been doing slow circles over the playground for 5 minutes, could you maybe chill

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as corporations come crawling back to woke, this is an opportune time to press for concessions from the anti-woke coalition. i propose we act aggressively to expand pride month by capturing and claiming the first two weeks of july as well

submitted 5 days ago • 83 comments

I'm not a "will not live in the pod will not eat the bugs" guy except for Adaptive Audio on AirPods. I will choose if I am letting sound in or keeping it out, thank you very much

submitted 5 days ago • 0 comments

I know that we're In This Economy but my gorgeous incredible wife is sick and we could use a couple extra bucks. Please throw us a fiver if you can, and share if you are so inclined. Love yinz gofund.me/54291bd2

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Little Nephew from Achewood vibes encrypted-tbn0.gstatic.com/images?q=tbn...

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Banana Executive: put Stitch on the banana sticker, kids love Stitch Amelia Bedilia: you got it boss

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My daughter thinks it’s nice when I say “oh my goodness you’re getting so big!” But I am aware that at a certain point in her life saying that would be Not Nice

submitted 6 days ago • 1 comment

Telling my job I unfortunately have to increase my salary to offset the tariffs

submitted 6 days ago • 33 comments

A time of respite before the brutality of Good Friday, holy week’s midpoint is Chill Wednesday, during which the faithful are called to straight up kick it

submitted 6 days ago • 0 comments

At the damn zoo

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when you are on the wrong side of this in an opinion you are messing with some very old law

submitted 6 days ago • 9 comments