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Oh no they've fucking done it. Its so over, I'm cooked

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Don't talk to me or my son ever again.

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My legend will live on forever.

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Today, along with the normally available coffees, my office had "Irish creme" coffee. To my dismay, not only was it sickeningly sweet, but I am beginning to think there isn't even any Irish creme in here at all...

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Good vibes and positive energy only today

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Be kind to a someone today. Everyone is walking around scared. Some are right on the edge and others push it to their unconscious but no one is immune. This plane has all the makings of hell but it can be the opposite when we connect with each other

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Inhaler??? I hardly know 'er!!

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We're so back! Thank you daylight saving time, I love you so much.

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Damn I cant belive you can just buy sad pussy at home depot now, what a time to be alive

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How many women do you think named their daughter Stacy because of that song?

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And quite honestly, that teams message could've just been a middle finger emoji

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This email could've been a teams message

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good bye all you losers in .bsky.social land, I'm a cool kid now.

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If you dont fw original flavor V8 then I don't think we can be friends

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episode four of Pixar's Win or Lose features a character frustratedly stabbing a Mickey Mouse pancake in a way that I felt was a little bit symbolic

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If you're not striving to be more like Diogenes then what the fuck are you even doing with your life?

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The rain washes away the snow, it heals me

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Ugh its always tasks tasks tasks

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Why is it okay to call yourself a "glutton for punishment", but if you start saying you're a masochist people start looking at you weird?

submitted 7 days ago • 1 comment

take me back to those blue vinyl, hard foam mats for nap time. wait I'm an adult can I just buy one of those?

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There's nothing more permanent than a temporary solution

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Daylight saving is this weekend. Goodbye seasonal depression, hello regular depression!

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The masculine urge to get in my car and disappear forever

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I stg if this is strep again im gonna punch my stupid throat.

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Shit I think I might be mortal??? How to tell if mortality??

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I didn't even stand a chance

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People who can focus on tasks: How? Why? Can you stop please, you're making people expect things of me...

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In my 'lil treat' era

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If a "hot minute" is "a long time" does that mean a "New York minute" is cold?

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Outside of my mind, waiting to watch my own downfall

submitted 13 days ago • 1 comment

No, sorry, you're not allowed to schedule an hour long meeting for 4PM you deranged mother fucker.

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Oh no they've fucking done it. Its so over, I'm cooked

Don't talk to me or my son ever again.

My legend will live on forever.

Today, along with the normally available coffees, my office had "Irish creme" coffee. To my dismay, not only was it sickeningly sweet, but I am beginning to think there isn't even any Irish creme in here at all...

Good vibes and positive energy only today

Be kind to a someone today. Everyone is walking around scared. Some are right on the edge and others push it to their unconscious but no one is immune. This plane has all the makings of hell but it can be the opposite when we connect with each other

Inhaler??? I hardly know 'er!!

We're so back! Thank you daylight saving time, I love you so much.

Damn I cant belive you can just buy sad pussy at home depot now, what a time to be alive

How many women do you think named their daughter Stacy because of that song?

And quite honestly, that teams message could've just been a middle finger emoji

This email could've been a teams message

good bye all you losers in .bsky.social land, I'm a cool kid now.

If you dont fw original flavor V8 then I don't think we can be friends

episode four of Pixar's Win or Lose features a character frustratedly stabbing a Mickey Mouse pancake in a way that I felt was a little bit symbolic

If you're not striving to be more like Diogenes then what the fuck are you even doing with your life?

The rain washes away the snow, it heals me

Ugh its always tasks tasks tasks

Why is it okay to call yourself a "glutton for punishment", but if you start saying you're a masochist people start looking at you weird?

take me back to those blue vinyl, hard foam mats for nap time. wait I'm an adult can I just buy one of those?

There's nothing more permanent than a temporary solution

Daylight saving is this weekend. Goodbye seasonal depression, hello regular depression!

The masculine urge to get in my car and disappear forever

I stg if this is strep again im gonna punch my stupid throat.

Shit I think I might be mortal??? How to tell if mortality??

I didn't even stand a chance

People who can focus on tasks: How? Why? Can you stop please, you're making people expect things of me...

In my 'lil treat' era

If a "hot minute" is "a long time" does that mean a "New York minute" is cold?

Outside of my mind, waiting to watch my own downfall

No, sorry, you're not allowed to schedule an hour long meeting for 4PM you deranged mother fucker.

Just said "ah! Frick!" at work and people stared at me like it was weird that I chose not to swear?

Its so much worse than I could have imagined

The best we can do is the best we can do.

Gang we can see the ground in the driveway today, we're so back

Sorry, I just <end of thought>