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believe in the transformative power of ai

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every time the phillies play one of their promo commercials with the “oh oh oh” song i think it’s “we got the noise” from the MVP 2005 soundtrack

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legitimately shocked by this

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i asked the lady who took my license photo at the DMV when their slowest time for real IDs was and her entire counter of employees laughed at me like they were Chris Parnell and i asked for a Turboman action figure

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this explains quite a lot

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happy fauxpening day to you and yours

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lol phillies

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Christian Arroyo could learn some things from Edmundo Sosa youtu.be/PmO0i4ycj94?...

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to Cole Hamels:

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these guys are going to score 9 runs in the entire first week and we’re going to lose our minds

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broke the coffee pot pulling it out of the dishwasher

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ben davis cannot go to the tiki bar after the game. he has to go to mass.

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if they can let Kelly Dugan get 2 ABs, surely they can let Ryan have 2

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the walk-off run driving-in krooner.

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“each moment holds more” is a slogan a rebuilding baseball team uses

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giving Carson DiMartini the London Leftover batting helmet. doesn’t bother him. he’s ready.

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so ironpigs games are gonna be pretty long this year

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#BuddyForTheBench

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the one Phillie shown in the Rays pregame was Gabriel Rincones, Jr. they fear him.

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the Phillies posting Weston Wilson playing Bop-It while it says “pull it” is pretty dark

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convinced this is @piccone.bsky.social at the Reds game with the Michael Bourn clip and a boombox

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enough with the eagles chants. congrats on the super bowl it’s baseball season.

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i’ve seen ABS a lot in AAA the last few years and this is my big complaint about it

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if we don’t have a guy named Phillips Kyle ready to pitch the fifth then what was Dombrowski even doing all offseason?

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i’m concerned about ruben’s affection for Realmuto doing stretches

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the Phillies are on my television

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…what?

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day one

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in the running for 5th OF

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thinking about those Phillies

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i will not be telling people i went to “an intimate lovefest” on Valentine’s Day. apologies to Mayor Parker #ELGSES

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Jordan Romano looks like Andrew Painter lived off the grid for a decade

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ESPN not pulling any punches on the current state of affairs

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need those pitcher and catcher pics. they will heal me.

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pro move of CBS to mark both the parade route to show what is and the bridges to show what could have been

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*greasing the 4-foot lamppost in my suburban front yard lest the neighborhood troublemakers choose danger*

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