phixated.bsky.social - Profile | ThreadSky | a Reddit-style client for Bluesky

submitted 12 hours ago • 0 comments

etc.

submitted 16 hours ago • 0 comments

believe in the transformative power of ai

submitted 21 hours ago • 0 comments

every time the phillies play one of their promo commercials with the “oh oh oh” song i think it’s “we got the noise” from the MVP 2005 soundtrack

submitted 21 hours ago • 0 comments

legitimately shocked by this

submitted 2 days ago • 0 comments

i asked the lady who took my license photo at the DMV when their slowest time for real IDs was and her entire counter of employees laughed at me like they were Chris Parnell and i asked for a Turboman action figure

submitted 2 days ago • 0 comments

this explains quite a lot

submitted 3 days ago • 0 comments

happy fauxpening day to you and yours

submitted 4 days ago • 0 comments

lol phillies

submitted 7 days ago • 0 comments

Christian Arroyo could learn some things from Edmundo Sosa youtu.be/PmO0i4ycj94?...

submitted 7 days ago • 0 comments

to Cole Hamels:

submitted 8 days ago • 0 comments

these guys are going to score 9 runs in the entire first week and we’re going to lose our minds

submitted 8 days ago • 0 comments

broke the coffee pot pulling it out of the dishwasher

submitted 11 days ago • 0 comments

ben davis cannot go to the tiki bar after the game. he has to go to mass.

submitted 13 days ago • 1 comment

if they can let Kelly Dugan get 2 ABs, surely they can let Ryan have 2

submitted 13 days ago • 0 comments

the walk-off run driving-in krooner.

submitted 19 days ago • 0 comments

“each moment holds more” is a slogan a rebuilding baseball team uses

submitted 19 days ago • 0 comments

giving Carson DiMartini the London Leftover batting helmet. doesn’t bother him. he’s ready.

submitted 21 days ago • 0 comments

so ironpigs games are gonna be pretty long this year

submitted 21 days ago • 0 comments

#BuddyForTheBench

submitted 22 days ago • 0 comments

the one Phillie shown in the Rays pregame was Gabriel Rincones, Jr. they fear him.

submitted 24 days ago • 0 comments

the Phillies posting Weston Wilson playing Bop-It while it says “pull it” is pretty dark

submitted 25 days ago • 0 comments

convinced this is @piccone.bsky.social at the Reds game with the Michael Bourn clip and a boombox

submitted 25 days ago • 0 comments

enough with the eagles chants. congrats on the super bowl it’s baseball season.

submitted 26 days ago • 1 comment

i’ve seen ABS a lot in AAA the last few years and this is my big complaint about it

submitted 26 days ago • 0 comments

if we don’t have a guy named Phillips Kyle ready to pitch the fifth then what was Dombrowski even doing all offseason?

submitted 26 days ago • 0 comments

i’m concerned about ruben’s affection for Realmuto doing stretches

submitted 26 days ago • 0 comments

the Phillies are on my television

submitted 26 days ago • 0 comments

…what?

submitted 27 days ago • 0 comments

day one

submitted 28 days ago • 0 comments

in the running for 5th OF

submitted 28 days ago • 0 comments

thinking about those Phillies

submitted 35 days ago • 1 comment

etc.

believe in the transformative power of ai

every time the phillies play one of their promo commercials with the “oh oh oh” song i think it’s “we got the noise” from the MVP 2005 soundtrack

legitimately shocked by this

i asked the lady who took my license photo at the DMV when their slowest time for real IDs was and her entire counter of employees laughed at me like they were Chris Parnell and i asked for a Turboman action figure

this explains quite a lot

happy fauxpening day to you and yours

lol phillies

Christian Arroyo could learn some things from Edmundo Sosa youtu.be/PmO0i4ycj94?...

to Cole Hamels:

these guys are going to score 9 runs in the entire first week and we’re going to lose our minds

broke the coffee pot pulling it out of the dishwasher

ben davis cannot go to the tiki bar after the game. he has to go to mass.

if they can let Kelly Dugan get 2 ABs, surely they can let Ryan have 2

the walk-off run driving-in krooner.

“each moment holds more” is a slogan a rebuilding baseball team uses

giving Carson DiMartini the London Leftover batting helmet. doesn’t bother him. he’s ready.

so ironpigs games are gonna be pretty long this year

#BuddyForTheBench

the one Phillie shown in the Rays pregame was Gabriel Rincones, Jr. they fear him.

the Phillies posting Weston Wilson playing Bop-It while it says “pull it” is pretty dark

convinced this is @piccone.bsky.social at the Reds game with the Michael Bourn clip and a boombox

enough with the eagles chants. congrats on the super bowl it’s baseball season.

i’ve seen ABS a lot in AAA the last few years and this is my big complaint about it

if we don’t have a guy named Phillips Kyle ready to pitch the fifth then what was Dombrowski even doing all offseason?

i’m concerned about ruben’s affection for Realmuto doing stretches

the Phillies are on my television

…what?

day one

in the running for 5th OF

thinking about those Phillies

i will not be telling people i went to “an intimate lovefest” on Valentine’s Day. apologies to Mayor Parker #ELGSES

Jordan Romano looks like Andrew Painter lived off the grid for a decade

ESPN not pulling any punches on the current state of affairs

need those pitcher and catcher pics. they will heal me.