Profile avatar
phokingawesome.bsky.social
98 posts 98 followers 302 following
Prolific Poster
Conversation Starter

“If you're not careful, the newspapers will have you hating the people who are being oppressed, and loving the people who are doing the oppressing.” A classic quote from Malcolm X, who was assassinated 60 years ago today.

giving comrie a copy of the communist manifesto but renamed “for the boys” by marxsy and engelsy

Going landlord mode at work (fixing every problem by painting over it, not responding to emails for two weeks, raising my wages by $600 with no warning)

I was at a punk show in 83 where a skinhead jumped up on stage and gave a Nazi salute. The bass player hit him with his bass, knocking him into the crowd and 150 people collectively hauled his ass out of the venue and threw him in the mud. This was the right and only appropriate response.

imagine being such a nazi dick that even european nazis are like “ew no”

*solemnly* Fuck Wayne Gretzky.

Huge assist Mitchell Marner. Don't sleep on that sick neutral zone turnover by number one fucking loser J.T. Miller. Little known fact about J.T. Miller, the J.T. stands for Just Turds. Because that's what everybody in the delivery room thought was happening at first when he was being born

In a very genuine way we need to salute dudes like this who are just big guys in baseball caps who say things like “I’m a Christian so I think we should care about everybody”

listen to this. Elon can barely form a sentence right now.

Akim Aliu just gave it to PK Subban.

I wonder how Canadian players would feel if this annexation thing was framed in hockey/sports terms. Henderson goal? No longer Canadian history. Crosby scores for Canada? That was cool when we played international tournaments as Canada. You’re not pulling on the red jersey anymore, it doesn’t exist.

“put it on his fucking gravestone”

Auston Matthews can eat shit and fuck off to Arizona if he takes inspiration from Trump wanting to annex us. I’d rather lose for another 58 years than have him wear the Maple Leaf one more game if he feels that way.

So anyways in Twitter news Stacy Cay apparently dunked on Josh Seiter so hard that he FUCKING DIED

If you took a drink every time Doug Ford said "strong economy" in this debate, somebody would be looking for an emergency room that was still open right now to have your stomach pumped.

So it turns out we were all wrong about Jordan Binnington on Saturday night… he’s actually worse.

Cooper is an American mole

1-17 This move by the UK - announcing readiness to deploy troops to Ukraine as a future security guarantee - is brilliant, courageous, and timely. It will change the entire conversation. This is the 4th time since January 2022 that the UK has led with a pivotal move that helps Ukraine.

New version. Same song.

Binnington saw Trudeau and decided to turn coat by refusing to make a save

if you give jon cooper a team of crosby, mcdavid, mackinnon, and he gets his emotional support lightning line and loses, he can't coach this team at the olympics. yeah binnington isn't good. he's got two other goalies he refused to play. and his team scored one goal in the biggest round robin game

As an American whose timeline feels mostly Canadian I’m confused as to the hand wringing here; if I were you I’d boo the anthem until I couldn’t speak anymore tonight. What’s the dilemma?

Friedman's heel turn has been a bit of a slow burn, but he seems to be veering into Al Strachan territory at this point. What a turd of a human being. This is the guy who refused to report on the Blackhawks or Canadian Juniors scandals, but has strong opinions about stuff like this.

look, Montreal hockey fans, we've had our differences. but boo the absolute fuck out of the American anthem tonight, and God bless you for it.

“It’s not the Americans fault. It’s our fault. We’re stupid.” ~ Pierre Poilievre. You cannot claim to be Canada first, when you call Canada stupid.

If you've got a problem with Canadian fans booing the U.S. national anthem, take it up with the guy who keeps threatening to annex their country.

hockey: this is the TOUGHEST sport built on pure hatred and its greatest rivalries include things like lemieux smashing draper's face in and clarke breaking kharlamov's ankle also hockey: plz don't boo my national anthem it hurts my little feelings because it is my identity 🥹

You know an issue is EXTREMELY unifying in Canada when I find myself pumping my fist in aggressive support to a Steve fucking Simmons tweet. The quintessential "the worst person you know made a good point" case.

It's as if there's an engrained attitude among some journalists that everything is the responsibility of the federal government. It's not. Provinces are running this country into the ground.

Do you understand how badly you have to fuck up to make Quebec sing the anthem with this much pride

So I feel a little bit bad about American hockey players getting booed and needing it to answer for the behaviour of their president but I’m sure 90% or more of them actually voted for the guy so let them have it.

looking back, AOL had it right. 30 hours of internet per month was the right amount.