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submitted 3 days ago • 138 comments

Shall I be plain? I wish the bastards dead

submitted 5 days ago • 140 comments

The amount of space this particular strip occupies in my mind and has since I was a kid is hard to convey.

submitted 6 days ago • 21 comments

Just saw a guy putting nonfat milk in his decaf coffee and I was like, “what’s the point?”

submitted 8 days ago • 0 comments

I’m sorry, the country doesn’t have to take any science advice seriously from folks who tell us to take Flintstones vitamins to cure the measles. (That doesn’t work btw, get vaccinated).

submitted 11 days ago • 10 comments

This might sound crazy, but hear me out, ok? If you don’t want a covid booster, don’t get a covid booster. Leave the rest of us out of it.

submitted 13 days ago • 42 comments

If America didn’t want Covid boosters, you wouldn’t have to spend so much time making it harder for Americans to get them.

submitted 13 days ago • 28 comments

I WOULD VERY MUCH LIKE A COVID BOOSTER YOU FUCKWIT.

submitted 13 days ago • 21 comments

They unlocked the doors, turned off all the alarms, dismantled the guardrails, fired the watchers, and have damaged or removed endless safeguards across the spectra of our daily existence. All so, presumably, the rich get richer, and Trump doesn't have his feelings hurt with "bad news."

submitted 15 days ago • 21 comments

The Trump DOJ has officially now pressed more charges against elected Democrats than the Biden DOJ under Garland did against Republicans. And Republicans did January 6. Think about this.

submitted 16 days ago • 18 comments

And when they've broken everything and made people's lives worse in dozens of different ways, the GOP response is going to be complaining that the government is broken and we need to try New Things instead. No, it was working. They broke it. Don't let them weasel out of responsibility.

submitted 17 days ago • 99 comments

people need to internalize, very quickly, that federal research grants are a hypercompetitive contracting process not charity, and that what Uncle Sam gets in return for that money is American dominance in the future

submitted 18 days ago • 164 comments

We are now a country where the government just regularly threatens to imprison opposition officials for speech it doesn't like. Feels worth repeating every now and again.

submitted 19 days ago • 6 comments

If the 14th amendment only covers the children of slaves then the 2nd amendment only covers flintlocks

submitted 20 days ago • 8 comments

My suggested answer to these questions is we currently have a president systematically dismantling our constitutional republic, alliances & institutions while committing unprecedented fraud & grift, so I’m not really concerned about an 82 year old retired president right now.

submitted 22 days ago • 584 comments

It still pisses me off that the tech billionaires going on and on about government largesse owe their entire industry and thus their fortunes to the government research that created the internet

submitted 22 days ago • 13 comments

The US State Department warns people not to travel to countries like the United States:

submitted 22 days ago • 126 comments

u.s. voters

submitted 25 days ago • 34 comments