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Figures don’t lie, but liars figure.
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This was always about rich people not wanting to pay taxes
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The marvel is not how well the bear dances, but the fact that he dances at all.
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“When I was your age, ChatGPT was called books”
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The “Department of Government Efficiency” is neither a department, nor part of government, nor seeking to improve efficiency.
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The “Department of Government Efficiency” is neither a department, nor part of government, nor seeking to improve efficiency.
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Carve it on the wall of PNC Park
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It is five A.M. and you are listening to Los Angeles
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A familiar situation to the legions of experts in private industry who have had to deal with management consultants
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I heard it as “Lieutenants study tactics, Colonels study strategy, and Generals study logistics.” And I guess Trumpist commanders study physical training.
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Switching to Apple Maps.
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I hope they arrive safely.
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Does Betteridge’s Law of headlines apply to skeets?
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Fixed it.
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“If you run into an asshole in the morning, you ran into an asshole. If you run into assholes all day, you're the asshole.”
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Really hope there’s a missing decimal point in that wind gust report.
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I wonder if the incoming president has proof his parents were in the country legally when he was born
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The more likely a white American is to invoke King's "content of their character" line, the more likely they are to get massively and even violently angry if they are actually judged by the actual content of their actual character. It's a surefire way to detect white supremacy.
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I don't get why he is letting people use thermometers. If you got rid of the thermometers it couldn't be so cold.
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I don't want the news to tell me stories for entertainment I want them to tell me what's actually going on
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Just so you know, the cake is a lie.