phoxphonate.bsky.social
A brony furry thing from the US. 23, he/him, male
Posts metal, furries, horses, random pictures around the area, with a random post or joke about American politics.
NPFO. Pedophiles FO. Zoophiles FO. Intended for 18+ audiences only
Send foxes.
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I completely get it. I mean, a friend of mine made this edit of the Annoying Dog for me after assuring me that it isn’t a spoiler of any kind, so I went through that pain too.
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I can’t blame ya. All three of those are games I have to be in a phase for, and they don’t happen often. It’s been a year or so since I touched GTA or Minecraft.
I did once grind Fortnite for a Surfin’ Bird emote though, so I’m not really all that sane.
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Help I tried to climb the top of the mountain but fell into the bottom of the sea
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This seems fun.
Pride
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Paying $6 for a game I used to play for free on Cool-Math Games is a much better investment.
Seriously, these guys are awesome, they deserve the money. Shame 2K and Randy pulls stunts like this when they’ve proven they can be great people when money isn’t talking.
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Some days I wonder which of the five senses is the common one
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Thank you, Canada, for doing your sole job of proving you’re better than us once again. I knew you guys could do it.
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Oh yeah, I
Want that something
I think you’ll understand
When I
Say that something
I want to hold your liver
~ Paul MarioKartney
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Don’t worry I’m an outsider too.
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Do not blame the crotch goblin for being ill-mannered, for it is the ill-equipped goblin master who enabled it.
Except for Jimmy. He’s a spawn from Hell.
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I’ve always enjoyed its heavy metal counterpart. Who would have thought that unicorns were frickin’ METAL?!
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I can confirm that Audacity, GIMP, LMMS, and Reaper are fucking amazing. Haven’t had to use Adobe stuff since high school, don’t got a reason to with these four besties
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I love you, Nintendo, but I don’t “Pay $80-100 for a Mario Kart game” love you.
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Oh, that silly, silly paperwork. Wouldn’t it be easier if it all… blew away?
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A follow up
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Me? Well, I just got done with Culver’s. I enjoy McDonald’s furrys but that’s the best food they have anyways. I heard you can furry a tortilla to turn it into chips for your protogen fursona. Those things are awesome.
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Yeah, I’m at a loss here, sorry
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If we remember that Kea has, at one point in time, picked up skateboarding, then it would be probable that there is a greater than 0% chance that the song they are listening to is Superman by Goldfinger
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You soothe it with the sweet sounds of soft jazz music.
Lulling it to sleep with the soothing music of the Ricola man is a trustworthy alternative.
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AND THEN ALONG CAME EZEUS!
HE HUUUUURRRRRLED HIS THUNDERBOLT!
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I haven’t used Twitter since 2015, and even when it became tempting last year to join in to see what artists are up to, seeing the shitshow Twitter had become reminded me it was best to stay away.
Boy am I glad we have BlueSky.
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My introduction to the Star Fox franchise, so it will always hold a place in my heart.
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“Surely the tariffs will work now,” fellow Americans proclaim as Canadians become so sick of our shit that they physically detach from the US/Canada border and become a new continent to get away.
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It didn’t even make it to his presidency, or even the election.
He was already promising to increase the price of imported foods, but somehow they ignored that thanks to the promise of “cheaper goods”, despite being offered no actual plan for it.
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In before General Eze and King Butter re-enact the Revolutionary War
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Thanks @fluffyghost.bsky.social
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Now, if it was Mug Root Beer’s Dating Site, then there’d be the furry connection.
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Don’t worry. A dumb billionaire put the wife of a billionaire in control of education. That way people can be even dumber than before.
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Because it’s cuter than doing <Insert normal daily activity here> without one on.
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Because 2024 needs a public domain-themed Sailor Moon adaptation to end with
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I’d actually go and see Popeye the Slayer Man tho
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Very jealous that you got to meet Sonic the Hedgehog the Third from the hit movie Sonic the Hedgehog 3, starring Keanu Reeves as his evil twin, Shadow the Hedgehog.
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It stopped when the people who coined the term realized that, in Internet years, they became boomers.
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Not guilty by being nutty.
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“But he’ll fix the economy!”
Yeah, well now he’s admitting he can’t fix the economy while hiring people hellbent on ruining it. Tough shit.
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Nah, wasn’t trying to fake quote you. Just thought it’d be a funny thing to say.
Keanu’s awesome, though.