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Your very underground mole baby. 36 | He/him | Nap time enjoyer
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Oh man the swoveralls episode of Shark tank is on

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I hope that I can buy my first home at 60 and get a 30 year mortgage

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The coffee machine just said enjoy your latte. We don’t need college graduates anymore

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I know I’m getting Guys-Pilled because I immediately thought “Spider-Queeber” when I saw this. Check out Guys, a Podcast about Guys, with @murderxbryan.bsky.social

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My you’re looking more diap’d up than usual

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Urologist gf that keeps telling you your penis doesn’t really work that way and you don’t use the the toilet like that

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And one for late 30s because I CAN

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Office manager saying there’s not enough femergy in this place

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Straight from a Chaplin film from 1918.

submitted 4 days ago • 102 comments

Baby Daisy in the sailor dress on a motorcycle is my vibe

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They don’t make the evee ones in my size 😭

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🌟𝟰𝗸 𝗙𝗼𝗹𝗹𝗼𝘄𝗲𝗿𝘀 𝗚𝗶𝘃𝗲𝗮𝘄𝗮𝘆🌟 This giveaway will end when I hit 4k! The prize is a quick flat colored picture of 2 OCs, see examples in the post. NSFW and SFW is allowed. Fanart is allowed. - Must follow - Must reblog - No empty/reblog only accounts - Tag 2 people (𝑜𝑝𝑡𝑖𝑜𝑛𝑎𝑙)

submitted 78 days ago • 77 comments

The device for my car to get through the automated gate is called Transcore

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feminine: food bowl masculine: food bar non-binary: JUICE JUICE JUICE JUICE

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If I ran a panel at BFC this year, if there anything you'd like to see from me? Anything you'd like to learn from me?

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Walking around the plaza at work and having a Yakuza moment seeing a guy having a kawaii lunch. I wonder if I should ask him about it

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How is the circus circus casino dying

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Just watching the Boon Dock Saints and watching the scene where he jumps off roof smashing the toilet over and over again

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Stepped out of my house to go to work and a morning jogger ran by saying “headed off to day care diaper wagie” and I had to go back inside and sit down for a while

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Is the Nintendo switch 2 the solution to the male loneliness epidemic? Is that why Trump wants these tariffs

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When I sign something it’s always a wet signature

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there are blart revisionist within the fandom and it really tells you the level of discourse going on

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There’s a guy in the IT named Jeff and I want to call him Jeff Computers so bad

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They’re dragging me in the puppygirl group chat calling me the worst chew toy 😭

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who in the household gets to play as Daisy and who gets to play as Luigi is gonna be on the next census

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