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Your very underground mole baby. 36 | He/him | Nap time enjoyer
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Urologist gf that keeps telling you your penis doesn’t really work that way and you don’t use the the toilet like that

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And one for late 30s because I CAN

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Office manager saying there’s not enough femergy in this place

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Straight from a Chaplin film from 1918.

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Baby Daisy in the sailor dress on a motorcycle is my vibe

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They don’t make the evee ones in my size 😭

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🌟𝟰𝗸 𝗙𝗼𝗹𝗹𝗼𝘄𝗲𝗿𝘀 𝗚𝗶𝘃𝗲𝗮𝘄𝗮𝘆🌟 This giveaway will end when I hit 4k! The prize is a quick flat colored picture of 2 OCs, see examples in the post. NSFW and SFW is allowed. Fanart is allowed. - Must follow - Must reblog - No empty/reblog only accounts - Tag 2 people (𝑜𝑝𝑡𝑖𝑜𝑛𝑎𝑙)

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The device for my car to get through the automated gate is called Transcore

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feminine: food bowl masculine: food bar non-binary: JUICE JUICE JUICE JUICE

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If I ran a panel at BFC this year, if there anything you'd like to see from me? Anything you'd like to learn from me?

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Walking around the plaza at work and having a Yakuza moment seeing a guy having a kawaii lunch. I wonder if I should ask him about it

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How is the circus circus casino dying

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Just watching the Boon Dock Saints and watching the scene where he jumps off roof smashing the toilet over and over again

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Stepped out of my house to go to work and a morning jogger ran by saying “headed off to day care diaper wagie” and I had to go back inside and sit down for a while

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Is the Nintendo switch 2 the solution to the male loneliness epidemic? Is that why Trump wants these tariffs

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When I sign something it’s always a wet signature

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there are blart revisionist within the fandom and it really tells you the level of discourse going on

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There’s a guy in the IT named Jeff and I want to call him Jeff Computers so bad

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They’re dragging me in the puppygirl group chat calling me the worst chew toy 😭

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who in the household gets to play as Daisy and who gets to play as Luigi is gonna be on the next census

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watching someone play the new Mario Kart and my god Yoshi's ass...

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putting that FOY in my preparty flask before I go to the bowling alley so no one thinks it's weird I want the bumpers over the gutters

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how I hope someone talks about me one day

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It’s weird the only two shows I ever really binged were Game of Thrones and Black Sails

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if I can raise at least $400 I promise to never use “based rizzed out sigma chad” in a sentence ever again

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