pigcooker.bsky.social
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@cespedesbbq.bsky.social should be all over this
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I still don’t know how many stitches I have in my toe after having a cyst removed from a knuckle (…and apparently bones were clipped, ick). Haven’t removed the bandages yet. But… not excited the removal. It always feels so… disconcerting?
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Yeah we have to skip that one with each rewatch… though now that I have kids and at least one is super empathetic and loves dogs, I might have to spring Jurassic Bark on her.
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Better be ready to wait a thousand summers
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Oh, my poor alma mater got the shit end of that stick hahaha
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Well that old bitty is the one that fried it until it shattered on contact. Or so I assumed at the time?
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Lol almost certainly
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I don’t know, man, my suburban Chicago high school cafeteria sure knew how to fuck up churros. Always burned.
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¡El Moro!
Oddly enough, only been to one in CDMX and not the LA one
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See, I was just gonna say the opposite: love me some Kenny Lofton, but that's not the right fight for him to pick hahaha
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This episode of Bluey is called:
Blackjack
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Imagine being any of these dorks
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I … I’ve never seen a Tellah joke in the wild
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And Dunston jumping into Dawson’s arms. Perfect.
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I don’t know why, maybe from watching Boys of Zimmer 1000x, but this guy signaling fair with his hand has been burned into my brain for 35 years
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Welcome to my club of horrors
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I’m sure this sounds… dramatic and angsty? But:
I’ve read through a number of NTSB reports because I needed to know what happened to people I know and why.
They are all beyond heartbreaking. I sincerely hope that those who write the reports have access to high quality mental health resources.
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You know what? There IS no Shermer in Illinoise.
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Either way, I just received a notification from the law firm of Bapip, Pecota, Vorp & Eckstein that she’s suing me.
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HAHAHA I was trying to think of the biggest redass I could, and only got to madbum. Strickland was so much better of a choice
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“Biblical losses”
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I finally sat down and took the time to read it. It did not disappoint.
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Don’t worry, no way Mama Park would stand for kink-shaming
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conversely, if I'm in anyone's starter pack they have poor judgment and I might have to block them
unless the starter pack is called "dorks that skeet under the influence (SUI)", that's fair
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Only this left of Sylvie and Nick’s home is the left side of their front doorway. Not much left to say.
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I drink. A lot.
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Way ahead of ya bub and that was an easy one
Daily Walkoff ⚾️
Cubs #137
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Genuine Tragedeighs
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I did t finish the joke..
Coldplay? Straight to jail.
Insurrection? Believe it or not, you become president.
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Coldplay? Straight to jail.
Sherman Oaks is exactly the spot. Specifically the windiest hilliest gnarliest spot to escape from. And they still aren’t leaving.
I already gave clothing to my similarly giant sized cousin whose house burned in Altadena.
I have no more to share. They should go.
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I’m clearly and semi-purposely yelling into the void, but what the fuck are we doing? We have empirical evidence that these fires aren’t following the rules.
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Eaton finally dials back a bit and Palisades says “hey fuck you”