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Trying to increase my protein intake, I stirred a scoop of whey protein powder into my morning tea. My husband predicted - in an arsehole, arrogant way - that it would be inedible. It turned out clumpy, gritty, thick and disgusting. Drank the whole thing. That'll show him.

submitted 5 hours ago • 9 comments

Video of an ICE caravan just ramming people

submitted 8 hours ago • 25 comments

folks I've been tear gassed something like 200 times and maced at least fifty or so times. once i was soaked in mace to my underwear. ignore any neat scientific tricks people give you for beating this stuff -Water for tear gas -sudecon wipes for mace -if no sudecon, wash mace with water

submitted 6 hours ago • 49 comments

Reports that ICE ran a barricade and hit protesters in LA

submitted 8 hours ago • 99 comments

Trump regime leaders claim to love America, but they hate the majority of Americans, our traditions and our freedoms.

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Those kids need a ladder to climb two feet? No wonder they’re terrible at sports

submitted 7 hours ago • 22 comments

Me, a squishy New Deal liberal, watching this shit

submitted 7 hours ago • 52 comments

(talking about a 14 year old) oh, you mean the former child?

submitted 6 hours ago • 1 comment

Well, I hope all the people who hated the phrase defund the police are big fans of getting teargassed

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Weed is definitely less harmful than alcohol but a crucial difference is that getting too drunk is fun but getting too high is a nightmare

submitted 11 hours ago • 5 comments

elon musk deleted this and every post calling donald trump a pedophile 💔

submitted 12 hours ago • 196 comments

C. Viper’s biggest fan 🌼

submitted 12 hours ago • 7 comments

one thing about americans, we will make our own lives worse and more expensive if it means a group we think is “undeserving” gets punished

submitted 14 hours ago • 70 comments

Getting these lib "heh heh, are you happy that Trump won?? Heh heh," posts makes me sick. Absolutely disgusting BS. I voted for her, you dope.

submitted 14 hours ago • 35 comments

If only there was a piece of media about people using technological advancement for financial benefit despite the risks to workers

submitted 1 day ago • 8 comments

If a Muslim in the US publicly called for a missile strike on a famous celebrity activist onboard a civilian ship or plane, the FBI would be investigating them for terrorism. But a rich white guy gets to incite violence without any consequences 🤷🏽‍♂️👇🏽

submitted 1 day ago • 1324 comments

That's a weird thing for him to tweet...

submitted 1 day ago • 11 comments

It’s clear we can produce leaders who are bananas.

submitted 1 day ago • 116 comments

I feel like this is easier to ignore in some places than others, but American citizens have been at war with “their” police forces for decades and I don’t know how to get people to understand that a lethal occupying force has never and will never keep us safe

submitted 1 day ago • 21 comments

LET'S GOOOOOOOOOO

submitted 1 day ago • 4 comments

Me reaching across the table to throttle the Extra Turns player.

submitted 1 day ago • 6 comments

Sorry but I think I love this site, everything you post on here has a random chance of making someone who by all rights should not be able to use a computer or phone really upset for reasons you could never imagine.

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Wandering Droid.

submitted 1 day ago • 39 comments

So dumb

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eye twitching

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cis person: we should make a segregated transgender sports category trans people: wait wha-- Cis Allies™: ｢THUNDEROUS APPLAUSE｣

submitted 19 hours ago • 19 comments

"One Piece" risograph printed animation/tribute by Zack Lydon & Zine Hug. 4K video >> www.youtube.com/watch?v=PiN-... Prints >> zinehug.storenvy.com/products/369...

submitted 21 hours ago • 12 comments

I hope they never stop tweeting. My god.

submitted 1 day ago • 1590 comments

In Super Mario 64, getting burned while twirling preserves Mario's angular momentum. The next time he starts flying as Wing Mario, the preserved momentum from the twirl suddenly returns and spins Mario around.

submitted 1 day ago • 31 comments

If you're wondering why there's such a huge gap between Viper and Alex for Season 3 of SF6 it's because Capcom need to give their top scientists at least 6 months of research to find a way to make his DDT even worse after John Capcom saw my video, hope this helps

submitted 19 hours ago • 7 comments

spiders eat you out 6 times a year

submitted 1 day ago • 14 comments

We took the stage at Summer Game Fest today to unveil a world premiere for our upcoming game, Mina the Hollower. Leaning into Mina’s gothic horror roots, the top-down action adventure game is set to launch on 10/31/25. Play the demo NOW on Steam!

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i hope he does this. i would love so much if there was a new rightwing party in the US that only ever gets 6% of the national vote. that’d be so sick

submitted 1 day ago • 226 comments

But this would require recipients working full time for an employer who actually offers healthcare benefits. So the plan will kick millions off of ALL healthcare.

submitted 1 day ago • 536 comments

White flight ☠️😂

submitted 23 hours ago • 245 comments

game conferences

submitted 1 day ago • 59 comments

playing pokemon as an adult is one of those isekai reincarnation stories where you're reborn as a baby in another world and you use the full weight of your publicly educated, adult mind to cheat and dominate this world at the age of 12

submitted 1 day ago • 20 comments

I cant help it: I’m on the parasitic wasp’s side in the stink bug fight

submitted 21 hours ago • 0 comments

not my screenshot but literally actually this

submitted 4 days ago • 7 comments

i wrote about the rangers not having a pride night the other day and got a few comments from baseball people being like "just found my new favorite team, freaking based." like okay dude, have fun being a fan of a team that is five games under and just got swept by the Rays

submitted 1 day ago • 9 comments

In order to eliminate any inconvenience to cars, we’ve made it illegal for children to be children

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My "President Trump is not a child predator" tweet has people asking a lot of questions already answered by my tweet.

submitted 2 days ago • 25 comments

Just realized that the Switch 2 boxes have much better spine art

submitted 1 day ago • 3 comments