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Only when every single Tesla is keyed or torched will we achieve world peace and climate justice.

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My friend swears that if somebody keys his Tesla, he's going to key 5 Subarus.

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In a meeting with 30 people and accidentally unmuted and was talking to my dog and the whole meeting stopped and was listening. How's your day?

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Just who the hell do you think you're hiding that Greenie from?

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Emmanuel Macron, President of France, when asked what it was that Elon Musk did that made him such an obvious nazi:

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Jesus Christ. My wife just paid $11/dozen for eggs. 2 dozen.

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Mint Mobile's advertising budget must be like $3.2 trillion per year...

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We have like 50 eggs in our fridge. #hoarders

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I am 100% against the death penalty, except for email and text spammers.

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I don't understand why the chickens don't wear masks and practice social distancing...

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I used to follow a bunch of righties on the twitter. But one that i had to unfollow was Dan Bongino, because he was annoyingly extra.

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I'm not going to put it to the test, but I'm 95% sure that if I offered my dog a booger, he would happily eat it.

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I hope I'm not dating myself when I say I think it's hilarious that Germany's next Chancellor might be named Fred Mertz.

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Can't imagine how long I'd keep my job if I refused to return customers' calls. Insurance adjusters live without that concern, apparently.

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I'm currently working with an insurance adjuster who never picks up their phone and rarely calls back, and their outgoing voicemail message includes "I return calls in the order received, so please don't leave multiple messages". Frustrating.

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Tywin Lannister called...

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Been using a tax preparer for the last 8 years. I recently redid my 2023 return using TurboTax. Found a little mistake that cost me about $1,000. Emailed the tax preparer, they said "Sorry about that. We'll fix it right away". Tax preparer: $600 TurboTax Premier: $65 And I enjoy doing it myself...

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I've been using ChatGPT like crazy lately for my job. It's eerie how good it is at troubleshooting and solving advanced IT issues. I'm basically a meat-based interface between my employer's IT systems and ChatGPT. Really feel like I could be replaced fairly soon.

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"Gulf of America" makes sense. It's in the middle of North America. It's not like he renamed it Gulf of USA or something. Gulf of Americas maybe even better.