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pinchypootoe.bsky.social
Being able to criticize and mock both sides is a gift and freedom that most will never allow themselves.
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Have a tariffic weekend!

submitted 9 hours ago • 0 comments

Only when every single Tesla is keyed or torched will we achieve world peace and climate justice.

submitted 3 days ago • 0 comments

My friend swears that if somebody keys his Tesla, he's going to key 5 Subarus.

submitted 16 days ago • 0 comments

In a meeting with 30 people and accidentally unmuted and was talking to my dog and the whole meeting stopped and was listening. How's your day?

submitted 16 days ago • 0 comments

Just who the hell do you think you're hiding that Greenie from?

submitted 17 days ago • 0 comments

Emmanuel Macron, President of France, when asked what it was that Elon Musk did that made him such an obvious nazi:

submitted 18 days ago • 0 comments

Jesus Christ. My wife just paid $11/dozen for eggs. 2 dozen.

submitted 24 days ago • 0 comments

Mint Mobile's advertising budget must be like $3.2 trillion per year...

submitted 29 days ago • 0 comments

We have like 50 eggs in our fridge. #hoarders

submitted 34 days ago • 0 comments

I am 100% against the death penalty, except for email and text spammers.

submitted 34 days ago • 0 comments

I don't understand why the chickens don't wear masks and practice social distancing...

submitted 35 days ago • 0 comments

I used to follow a bunch of righties on the twitter. But one that i had to unfollow was Dan Bongino, because he was annoyingly extra.

submitted 38 days ago • 0 comments

I'm not going to put it to the test, but I'm 95% sure that if I offered my dog a booger, he would happily eat it.

submitted 38 days ago • 0 comments

I hope I'm not dating myself when I say I think it's hilarious that Germany's next Chancellor might be named Fred Mertz.

submitted 38 days ago • 0 comments

Can't imagine how long I'd keep my job if I refused to return customers' calls. Insurance adjusters live without that concern, apparently.

submitted 41 days ago • 0 comments

I'm currently working with an insurance adjuster who never picks up their phone and rarely calls back, and their outgoing voicemail message includes "I return calls in the order received, so please don't leave multiple messages". Frustrating.

submitted 42 days ago • 0 comments

Tywin Lannister called...

submitted 43 days ago • 0 comments

Been using a tax preparer for the last 8 years. I recently redid my 2023 return using TurboTax. Found a little mistake that cost me about $1,000. Emailed the tax preparer, they said "Sorry about that. We'll fix it right away". Tax preparer: $600 TurboTax Premier: $65 And I enjoy doing it myself...

submitted 45 days ago • 0 comments