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Engineer, mom, reader, I love tidy spaces and gardening. I’m boring as shit. Fuck Elon Musk.
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I think this was my favorite photo from Vermont this weekend.

submitted 1 day ago • 481 comments

“i’m coming over you better not be a cunty jellyfish when i get there” me:

submitted 23 hours ago • 9 comments

Imagine: clear sewage pipes connecting every house. The children, laughing, lined up to race daddy’s turd as it speeds toward the street. Celebrating the health of your neighbors with every flush. We must advocate for policies that encourage community

submitted 22 hours ago • 29 comments

[willem dafoe unprompted] now, this cookie monster. [toothy smile] what a creature, what a lust. it consumes him. [crosses legs] he’s really a tragic figure.

submitted 49 days ago • 97 comments

this actually makes my stomach sink with dread, because it has to be very very very very bad for the grifter to say this

submitted 17 hours ago • 89 comments

holy shit we breaching containment LMAO

submitted 16 days ago • 102 comments

This raggedy bitch got a ‘c.’ by his birth year like he was Tutankhamun

submitted 17 days ago • 141 comments

undefeated

submitted 18 days ago • 108 comments

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We don’t hear much about the West Pole, where Cowboy Santa lives. Probably because of all the people he’s shot

submitted 18 days ago • 61 comments

Childish Gambino voice: Gulf of America

submitted 18 days ago • 7 comments

looking back, AOL had it right. 30 hours of internet per month was the right amount.

submitted 18 days ago • 213 comments

Eric Adams is compromised, and everyone in the Democratic Party needs to be loud and honest about it. Trump is using the threat of federal charges against him to push his immigration agenda. We can’t stay silent about that corruption.

submitted 17 days ago • 10 comments

Chicagoans understand this assignment. Where do the Sox play? Sox Park. What’s that tall building? Sears Tower. What’s this sculpture? It’s The Bean, go flick it. You can the LSD to get to the MSI. Chicagoans are never not deadnaming objects.

submitted 17 days ago • 0 comments

fuck us up Canada

submitted 19 days ago • 134 comments

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Dave Granlund

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submitted 21 days ago • 98 comments

Drake rn:

submitted 21 days ago • 69 comments

pedophile has problem with anti-pedophile song

submitted 21 days ago • 109 comments

Weird how all the people upset by the Kendrick performance are almost all incredibly unsettling guys with a myriad of accusations against them anywayyyyys guess they don’t like rap or something

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THIS IS IT. The special general elections for Florida’s 1st & 6th Congressional Districts are on APRIL 1, 2025. If we flip these seats, we can STOP Project 2025. No excuses! Mark your calendars! Show up!

submitted 25 days ago • 1009 comments

Guy On Doomed Planet Mostly Concerned With Skin Color Of People In Movies theonion.com/guy-on-...

submitted 26 days ago • 195 comments

Bojack Horseman deleted scene

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submitted 25 days ago • 9 comments

the OTHER thing about the white house’s anti-diversity push is that like old fashioned segregation it is explicitly an effort to undermine unions! like c’mon! don’t be stupid!

submitted 25 days ago • 575 comments

For my birthday this year I’m subscribing to everything I wanted to subscribe to but never have: patreons, substacks, newspapers, Block Club Chicago, etc.

submitted 25 days ago • 0 comments

DJT is going to the Super Bowl. This is a great time for Kendrick Lamar to shine and drop a really awesome diss track and it would be amazing if he brought out Dre to sing Arrest the President.

submitted 26 days ago • 391 comments

Cotton candy grapes are so good I love gmos

submitted 26 days ago • 9 comments

The funniest part about They Not Like Us winning 5 Grammys is that it's not even the best song Kendrick wrote about how much he hates Drake last year lol Moreover, ICE must be destroyed

submitted 27 days ago • 67 comments

We could’ve had Tim 😭

submitted 27 days ago • 952 comments

See now I’m starting to think that these people want a machine to summarize things for them because when a human does it, the human uses words like “no” and “that would hurt people” and “that’s illegal.”

submitted 27 days ago • 28 comments

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submitted 28 days ago • 98 comments

I'm not donating to your political party if all you're going to do is post. I can do that for free. I will donate if you have a project to resurrect FDR and give him a gun

submitted 29 days ago • 582 comments

There were people begging for food INSIDE my Aldi today. A bunch of us pooled our money to get them what they needed. I’m not telling you this because I want kudos I’m telling you this because it’s already at my front door, and it’ll be at yours shortly if it isn’t already.

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submitted 29 days ago • 306 comments

our nation has a Kennedy missing his brain and now a white man from Dallas is about to help LBJ win. welcome back, 1963

submitted 29 days ago • 181 comments

If you wanted no leaks you should have gone into Settings -> Security -> Configure privacy & security -> Privacy options -> Other -> Configure -> Media interface and clicked “Disallow.” The Leak setting is on by default but we understand your privacy is important so we’ve made it easy to opt out

submitted 32 days ago • 875 comments

Now all the Utes are gonna know I’m weird on this app too.

submitted 31 days ago • 1 comment

I'm sorry, but I can no longer offer you an egg in these trying times.

submitted 32 days ago • 5 comments

submitted 33 days ago • 88 comments

Absolutely batshit you can watch on live TV a rotting whale eating, bear corpse vandalizing, brainworm eaten, anti-science sex pest who drove an ex wife to suicide & looks exactly like corrupted Leland Palmer from Twin Peaks & sounds like Megatron auditioning to be head of America’s healthcare.

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