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A man approached God with a golden calf under his arm and says, "this is the pig I've been fucking"
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This person is such an insane talent.

Today is the day Kris reached his first weight loss milestone of -100 lbs! I am so proud of him, and I just had to share!!!! #FitnessJourney

Hakeem Jeffries unveils his nickname for Donald Trump. [drumroll] "Captain Chaos"

Today marks the 24th anniversary of the arrest of Robert Hannsen, the FBI agent turned spy for Russia. Despite being one of the most damaging spies in U.S. history, no one in FBI was fired for the systemic security failures that made his espionage possible.

Biden's former spokesperson Jen Psaki slams Kamala Harris for campaigning with Liz Cheney. PSAKI: "Liz Cheney is very heroic, but I don't think closing the campaign with a message about fighting democracy with a former Republican member of Congress was the right strategy."

Met Gandalf, she's black.

despite everything, the world is beautiful

looking at pictures of turds, frowning, shaking my head "thats a bad one... mine would never look that bad"

i wrote about Matt’s “recovery” and how we keep moving forward. open.substack.com/pub/amberrol...

making money moves

Call me Mitch McConnell, the way I've fallen for you. Happy Valentine's day ❤️

Kanye west , you are hereby Guilty, Guilty, Guilty !!! of saying the N-Word

Hate when cats do this. Let me play video games. I got work in the morning, I'll be upstairs in a bit anyway. Gosh.

All USAID employees to be placed on administrative leave beginning on Friday, sources tell me

i stopped for these chickens to cross the road and they wouldn’t even answer when i rolled down the window and screamed “WHYYYY?!??”

FRIENDS is an acronym. shrimp Fried Rice I E N Delicious!

It's a steal!

would you like to pay me to draw these small dumpling people... well have i got a deal for you

shale crawler

besides the baby and matt’s stroke, the other equally important news in my life is that i started a substack. i just posted my second piece. it’s very personal and you probably shouldn’t read while eating. open.substack.com/pub/amberrol...

starting tomorrow at 9am UK time, i'm going to be streaming every day to raise money for the Palestine Children's Relief Fund. at the link below! we've got at least two things planned www.twitch.tv/shaun_vids

They on a date 💞

NEW VIDEO. Owen Jones DESTROYED www.youtube.com/watch?v=vvHX...

Paul Verhoven described Starship Troopers, not as a depiction of Fascist society, but as a film a Fascist society would make. youtu.be/ZSUDHx-1_ww?...

donald trump is genuinely destroying this country systematically, all blood is on his and elon musks hands

ICE just told staff that they are not allowed to take up the Trump admin's resignation offer, despite that "employees may have responded to the initial email email expressing interest," per ICE memo leaked to me.

went on my new favorite history pod to get the lowdown on Bible history & historiography from @haydentank.bsky.social open.spotify.com/episode/5YNv...

fuck you movie world

youtu.be/4xLVySuwbOo?...

lmfao

new episode on The Patreon . talking about the big bubba crisis & answering your disgusting questions from the discord www.patreon.com/posts/005-bi...