Hakeem Jeffries unveils his nickname for Donald Trump. [drumroll] "Captain Chaos" - ThreadSky

Anyway join my newsletter for more stuff like this:

Yea. No. I’m not even American and the biggest part of me wants to canvas the entire party to make him stfu and leave, and actually make space for people who can have an impact and be heard by the public.

reply

muddles1968.bsky.social•3 days ago

When was this recorded? Recently?

reply

easy65.bsky.social•3 days ago

Sounds like an insult Sheldon from the Big Bang Theory would come up with. @hakeem-jeffries.bsky.social is just not equipped to fight this fight. He’s inert, ineffective, and uninspiring. Same with @schumer.senate.gov
They both should go. We need real need fighters like @aoc.bsky.social

reply

luxexnocte.bsky.social•3 days ago

Will you shed light on the Neo-reactionary movement (NRx)? We're living their playbook right now.
https://www.politico.com/news/magazine/2025/01/30/curtis-yarvins-ideas-00201552

reply

luxexnocte.bsky.social•3 days ago

https://www.nytimes.com/2025/01/18/magazine/curtis-yarvin-interview.html

reply

luxexnocte.bsky.social•3 days ago

https://www.theatlantic.com/politics/archive/2017/02/behind-the-internets-dark-anti-democracy-movement/516243/

reply

luxexnocte.bsky.social•3 days ago

https://www.yahoo.com/news/antidemocratic-philosophy-called-neoreaction-creeping-120017412.html

reply

luxexnocte.bsky.social•3 days ago

https://www.theguardian.com/us-news/2024/dec/21/curtis-yarvin-trump

reply

chuckgoat.bsky.social•3 days ago

I don't want more stuff like this. I want less stuff like this.

reply

saidydoll.bsky.social•3 days ago

i felt that one 😂😂

reply

rrrvvvwww.bsky.social•3 days ago

Jeffries is a fucking waste of space. What a wet noodle.

reply

richbradley.org•3 days ago

I should’ve voted for Frank Voyticky for state assembly in 2010

reply

march7619.bsky.social•3 days ago

This guy answers to his owners not American citizens

reply

pseudocalypse.bsky.social•3 days ago

And his owners probably do want the leader of the opposition party to have a severely limited intelligence, come to think of it

reply

march7619.bsky.social•3 days ago

I’ve noticed they work in tandem. Especially as of late, handing the baton to each other while were stupefied with the illusion of a democracy.

reply

pseudocalypse.bsky.social•3 days ago

Because it's a sort of pluto-democracy, where money is the actual lever that controls politician actions. And our side is not organized in the way to put pressure on that lever, unfortunately.
Our side, the pro-human one.

reply

snarkyrobot.bsky.social•3 days ago

It’s clear that the $250,000 spent on consultant fees and 3 weeks of focus testing was worth it.

reply

andydashiell.bsky.social•3 days ago

Huh. I would’ve gone w something more like, say, That Crusty Putrid Fuckstain on the Bedsheets of Humanity but, hey, you do you, Hakeem.

reply

delicatehammer.bsky.social•3 days ago

This is really helping

reply

somenobody24.bsky.social•3 days ago

reply

danepopfrippery.bsky.social•3 days ago

Wooow. I personally like that fucking guy. Or der fuerher

reply

nhwharfrat.bsky.social•3 days ago

when the camera stops rolling, "now please exit through the side door bc I have a donor coming in with a big check"

reply

deaconblue1.bsky.social•3 days ago

reply

sethmangold.bsky.social•3 days ago

reply

petrarca.bsky.social•3 days ago

Whitest Black guy this side of Thomas Chatterlyson Williams the Third. Put some of that fucking [word I can't say] into it!

reply

jamiekynn.bsky.social•3 days ago

How do we remove this individual from his post.

reply

terrypasta.bsky.social•3 days ago

Is he trying to win the 2016 election?

reply

my-random-name.bsky.social•3 days ago

And THIS is the leader that the Democrats in Congress CHOSE.

Countdown until MAGA photoshops Trumps face onto a picture of Kirk.

reply

carlosmoreira.bsky.social•3 days ago

Now I understand everything, he doesn't give a shit about anything

reply

jamie252.bsky.social•3 days ago

He gives a shit about raising money from big tech, the Israeli lobby, etc.

He gives a shit about doing what he thinks looks serious to Republican women in the suburbs.

reply

kinoptika.bsky.social•3 days ago

@hakeem-jeffries.bsky.social
"Presidents come and Presidents go"

Senators and Representatives can sit until they keel over and die sitting in Congress as if they were God sitting on an immovable throne, right Hakeem?

reply

4ann-marie.bsky.social•3 days ago

We have a few nicknames too. Not as polite.

reply

simongood.bsky.social•3 days ago

I thought he said caveman.

reply

mitchtenzer.bsky.social•3 days ago

Reminds me of Obama in his tepidness. Not what we need right now.

reply

jokadhd.bsky.social•3 days ago

He should call Trump a retard

reply

jokadhd.bsky.social•3 days ago

Bi-partisan take this Guy should be killed with hammers softly on The midterms or something indont know how America Works 2nd amendement Hamilton shotgun Beer eagles

reply

zombiscribe.bsky.social•2 days ago

Is Elon “General Disarray” (South Park)

Why are they sooooo bad at this

reply

nicksonofwil.bsky.social•3 days ago

Can we do a tea party thing but our litmus is just 70% the charisma of the average Nevada bartender.

reply

politikarma.bsky.social•2 days ago

“Agent Orange” is more appropriate

reply

lucyrhodes.bsky.social•3 days ago

Weaksauce, as the kids say/said.

reply

emote-control.bsky.social•3 days ago

L rizz

reply

robinbudd.bsky.social•3 days ago

Get off the stage @hakeem-jeffries.bsky.social.

reply

reversedracula.bsky.social•3 days ago

Archduke Whackypants

reply

beanwrap.bsky.social•1 day ago

They all need to be primaried. Except a few, like AOC & Bernie, they are all useless and at this point complicit

reply

philramone.bsky.social•3 days ago

That’s not an insult. “Hakeem the bought-off piece of useless shit Jeffries” is sort of an insult, but still much better than he deserves

reply

neurographic.art•3 days ago

This guy should be in a military fatigues leading a revolt up the Capitol Hill instead of wearing a boot-licking lackey monkey suit

Hakeem Jeffries, do you hear me?!

reply

handle.invalid•2 days ago

Guillotines.

reply

carps.bsky.social•3 days ago

This will go over well on his never ending children’s book tour

reply

dirkhardpec.bsky.social•3 days ago

Hakeem knows what’s up. He just needs maybe 2 more pithy quotes and we’ll defeat fascism

reply

pat-snyder.bsky.social•3 days ago

All we need one real GOTTEM moment and Trump/fascism is dead. Thanks Mr. Jeffries!!

reply

karinemery.bsky.social•3 days ago

Hmm, I was going with Dick Tater

reply

rustytanton.bsky.social•3 days ago

big Weimar Republic vibes 🤦‍♂️

reply

consyl.bsky.social•3 days ago

I really wonder sometimes how people *this* robotic get elected to office...

reply

ajlefave.bsky.social•3 days ago

reply

ding1.bsky.social•3 days ago

Oh man… with zingers like that, who needs a conerent and effective message to voters

reply

gustavo64.bsky.social•3 days ago

Jesus Christ, this leadership is so woefully inadequate.

reply

lexiitea.bsky.social•3 days ago

He's got Elon levels of anti juice

reply

lexiitea.bsky.social•3 days ago

240 years and the best line we got right now with a fascist takeover is Captain Chaos.

reply

senrab.bsky.social•3 days ago

We got him now

reply

problemmodern.bsky.social•3 days ago

I'd still go with adjudicated rapist, convicted fraudster

reply

kiraresists.bsky.social•3 days ago

Well that sounds swell.

reply

milt0r.com•3 days ago

reply

semifluent.bsky.social•3 days ago

My god. What a fucking chump. No wonder Dems lose all the goddamn time

reply

peoplemcnugget.bsky.social•3 days ago

I personally prefer the nickname Fanta Felon

reply

smushy64.itch.io•3 days ago

we need to immediately eject hakeem jeffries from the party

reply

atholmountain.bsky.social•3 days ago

NO HAKEEM NOT A NICKNAME FIGHT

reply

matatoeslasagna.bsky.social•3 days ago

I hate that this guy thinks he's smart

reply

moodytenure.bsky.social•3 days ago

You know, they should really just call them Republicans. The extreme MAGA part is implied.

reply

rjmateo.bsky.social•3 days ago

Captain Poopy Diaper, maybe

reply

teasmith.au•3 days ago

Oh my God I'm so sorry. You think you're watching it in slow motion there. Trust me, we're here with you.

Please at least let the lawyers be better than the politicians appear to be (although, maybe they're feigning incompetence whilst they hit them with the legals? PLEASE?! Say it's so).

reply

miletharil.bsky.social•3 days ago

I am so tired of this guy, already.

reply

hgmpr161.bsky.social•3 days ago

Will you please stop with the fucking hands!!!

reply

shurato2099.bsky.social•3 days ago

reply

inkpenavenger.bsky.social•3 days ago

Jesus Fucking Christ 🤦‍♂️

reply

turnitup5000db.bsky.social•3 days ago

Oh ffs. They have Teflon Don sitting right there. Mango Mussolini is right next to that. Then there’s Trumpnado, Burnt Sienna Satan, and the Golden Bullshitter. How long did they workshop this? I did better in five minutes.

reply

carovnik.bsky.social•3 days ago

Benito the Cheeto Bandito

reply

16n471u5.bsky.social•3 days ago

Stupid Coupid

reply

turnitup5000db.bsky.social•3 days ago

I like it on paper but vocally it doesn’t quite work because of the silent p. Good effort though!

reply

thinman.bsky.social•3 days ago

Oh, like that’s going to slow anybody down.

reply

todd3376.bsky.social•3 days ago

what a clown

reply

gdetorre.bsky.social•3 days ago

Good choice for a theme underscoring this administration. It will be easy to explain and illustrate to a majority of voters the chaos spilling forth by each word, deed, EO, policy, speech…

reply

insanemistress.bsky.social•3 days ago

reply

itismashagain.bsky.social•3 days ago

This guy was made in a lab to be the dumbest MFer in Congress.

reply

zdroberts.bsky.social•3 days ago

reply

laura-eastman.bsky.social•3 days ago

Let's give Pete B. the mic as our citzen leader. HJ needs to learn from him!

reply

mtmurosky25.bsky.social•3 days ago

And who says he's not doing enough. Now maybe he can do mean Tweets...

reply

shaneyoungblood.bsky.social•3 days ago

@hakeem-jeffries.bsky.social you are complicit and I hope you are primaried into stardust.

reply

professorpost.bsky.social•3 days ago

And our nickname for Jeffries is....Neville Chamberlain.

reply

iamroya.bsky.social•3 days ago

Temu Obama is my favorite.

reply

professorpost.bsky.social•3 days ago

That's a good one too.

reply

spagritty.bsky.social•3 days ago

i'm leaning more towards Philippe Pétain, leader of the Vichy French...

reply

professorpost.bsky.social•3 days ago

I like that one too.

reply

jennyintx.bsky.social•3 days ago

I’m looking for Patti Lupone vibes, and Hakeem Jeffries shows up with “Captain Chaos?”

reply

allhailmogambo.bsky.social•3 days ago

👑

reply

jdr1992.bsky.social•3 days ago

She’s a constant inspiration to us all.

reply

blowen.bsky.social•3 days ago

I think you mean [eyeroll].
Did he do all 26 letters? He loves alliterations.

reply

rmwill.bsky.social•1 day ago

I see a lot of people who do not know how government works and the plan. All this complaining you might as well be on the fascists' side. I am waiting because I know their plan and I know it is hard to wait but I am. In the meantime I am doing what I can. Join the democrat party.

reply

theultimatebeing.bsky.social•3 days ago

Donny's finished!

reply

igor-kitty.bsky.social•3 days ago

He's so nightmarishly stupid.

reply

dargokent.bsky.social•3 days ago

reply

paulytheism.bsky.social•3 days ago

Hakeem,... Mr Jeffries, THIS ISN'T BUSINESS AS USUAL, SIR! THIS ISN'T A FUND RAISING OPPORTUNITY!

reply

kbenjaminstone.bsky.social•3 days ago

We’re all gonna die.

reply

punkrockguy.bsky.social•3 days ago

reply

happymemeco.bsky.social•3 days ago

B-b-but guys. If we just call him an Orange Cheeto one more time maybe he'll get do butt hurt he'll take his toys and go home!

Entirely unserious party. Can't wait for my grandkids to interview me about the fall of Democracy and how the Democrats came up with slogans instead of actions.

reply

iamthepatmac.bsky.social•3 days ago

Why are Dems soooo bad at this!?!

reply

tomlovesdata.bsky.social•3 days ago

reply

flypusher713.bsky.social•3 days ago

reply

onejamespenn.bsky.social•3 days ago

Your stupid nickname won't help stop the American people from getting robbed.

reply

rutabegorz.bsky.social•3 days ago

My internal monologue after reading this:

He is not a serious person. Does he have friends? Oh, his staffers hate him.

reply

jesseiguess.bsky.social•3 days ago

Bro is destroying the country and dems are just lightly complaining and calling him shitty supervillain names.

reply

cb900ml.bsky.social•3 days ago

nice, you're almost there.

reply

truebluearms.bsky.social•3 days ago

Fucking incredible

reply

xyzqwerty.bsky.social•3 days ago

lol

reply

scottsantens.com•3 days ago

Wow. How is this guy the supposed next generation of leadership?

reply

konasdad.bsky.social•3 days ago

Democratic leadership sucks!

reply

iamroya.bsky.social•3 days ago

Pelosi chose him.

reply

handofsteel.bsky.social•3 days ago

He must have just watched the movie 'Aftermath' on Netflix! The villain was literally called 'Captain Chaos'.

reply

bookboy2025.bsky.social•3 days ago

If this is all you can come up with in response to this dictator, you might as well go home.

reply

vfxpapa.bsky.social•3 days ago

*sigh* Aw buddy… 😔

reply

delthefunk66.bsky.social•3 days ago

reply

meowomon.bsky.social•3 days ago

Hey, Hakeem! Spend less time on coming up with cutesy nicknames and do your effing job and oppose this madman! You're using schoolboy tactics on a gargantuan destruction bully! Get busy or get lost!

reply

jbrobertson.bsky.social•3 days ago

I have a nickname for Hakeem

"Useless Fucking Tool"

reply

tallgeese3w.bsky.social•3 days ago

Very useful to plutocrats that own him.

reply

jbrobertson.bsky.social•3 days ago

Needs an asterisk lol 😭

reply

cuquau.bsky.social•2 days ago

AIPAC owns him and who here remember Schumer had this dude on a short leash during students protest regarding the genocide in Gaza?

reply

gpilk.bsky.social•3 days ago

I’ve said it before and I will say it again. The Democrats need a single leader of the opposition. Someone who can be in front of cameras daily, relentless on social media. Who are we supposed to rally behind now? Jeffries? Schumer? That DNC chair guy? @petebuttigieg.bsky.social

reply

allhailmogambo.bsky.social•3 days ago

Look at my opposition party dawgggggg

reply

allhailmogambo.bsky.social•3 days ago

reply

dbrightman.bsky.social•3 days ago

WTF?

Giving him a nickname he will LIKE?

reply

sjkell.bsky.social•3 days ago

They still don’t get it 🤦‍♀️

reply

whatsupspence.bsky.social•3 days ago

reply

coachn.bsky.social•3 days ago

Can’t believe how few references there are to this on here. #GenX clearly underrepresented on BlueSky.

reply

jb9374728.bsky.social•3 days ago

He’s still supporting mayor Adams so he is also part of the problem.

reply

sunnyjim.bsky.social•3 days ago

Chaos Cunt was right there

reply

brenkinse.bsky.social•3 days ago

I'm sorry your country is doomed.

reply

pdxtrader.bsky.social•3 days ago

More of her and none of the DNC!

reply

jmalyon.bsky.social•3 days ago

JEB BUSH already said almost the same thing ("chaos candidate") way back in 2015 and he was completely correct. Prescient. He nailed the essence of Trump's candidacy.

But that was a DECADE ago and it didn't work then. So much has happened since. There are no words for how inadequate this seems now.

reply

lunarmariarilke.bsky.social•3 days ago

Got 'im 🙄

reply

red-roverr.bsky.social•3 days ago

I hate it here.. I'm going to bed.

reply

mrsnimz.bsky.social•3 days ago

Silicone Valley stooge doesn't care if we all starve.

reply

charlesbcampbell.bsky.social•3 days ago

I still prefer Agent Orange.

reply

hilariouspun.bsky.social•3 days ago

Now he just needs to get significantly better at nicknames, go back in time 9 years, develop a brand with them before Trump did, be willing to actually weaponize it against his own party to win a primary, and then govern with some sense of urgency for the common good.

reply

jawn215.bsky.social•3 days ago

Democrats are on another planet.

reply

mobydog.bsky.social•3 days ago

Where is @indivisible.org ffs what do we do about guys like this??? He's actively preventing any action in the face of destruction of the country

reply

mobydog.bsky.social•3 days ago

He needs to step down NOW jfc we are DOOMED

reply

mexicoencantado.bsky.social•3 days ago

The problem with @hakeem-jeffries.bsky.social is that he thinks he's of the same cloth as that of our inspirational Black southern preachers, but is instead the white liberal elite's (ie Nancy Pelosi types) cartoon version of a Black Southern preacher.

#HACKeem #AbsolutelyUseless
#OligarchsLapDog

reply

simplesarahbear.bsky.social•3 days ago

It's wild how clever he thinks he is and proud of himself for this.

reply

framptongeraci.bsky.social•3 days ago

reply

madamezai.bsky.social•3 days ago

The one and only

reply

zerocool6687.bsky.social•3 days ago

Fucking Got Him!!!!

The Dems are fucken inept at this shit. I mean oddly “weird” seemed to work and the Dems abandoned it. They react react every time they are called out for doing what the GoP does. So let’s pretend this caused Trump to blink… they’d abandon it as soon as it did anyway

reply

mandronnie.bsky.social•3 days ago

Weird went so hard, and some asshat political consultant just had to ruin it.

reply

gsy.bsky.social•3 days ago

All those weeks of carefully choosing your battles has finally paid off.
We got him

reply

mdr1990.bsky.social•3 days ago

He’s succeeding spectacularly in being more useless than Nancy pelosi.

reply

hotelalhamra.bsky.social•3 days ago

I guess “That Big Meanie” did not poll well with 18-34 year old white women in the Philly suburbs.

reply

marismeander.bsky.social•3 days ago

😂

reply

duncanmonserud.bsky.social•3 days ago

Is it possible to hire a squad of middle school bullies to beat up the congressional Dems, or at least make them cry?

reply

markaudacity.bsky.social•3 days ago

certainly they've made it clear they would not be able to defend themselves against even children

reply

juandisimo117.bsky.social•3 days ago

stop posting this shit bro we already know we are cooked

reply

seekingtheroot.bsky.social•3 days ago

@hakeem-jeffries.bsky.social You are pathetic. And with equally pathetic @schumer.senate.gov, you are surrendering our country to the fascist regime and putting our lives in danger. STEP ASIDE and let someone with balls take the lead.

reply

forevertrans.bsky.social•3 days ago

Honestly at this point just give me Trump over this dude. I’d rather have my life ruined competently than have someone fuck up the rescue this bad.

reply

rfischoff.bsky.social•3 days ago

Sigh. Absolutely clueless.

reply

beeverson.bsky.social•3 days ago

They really are so bad hahaha

reply

sunsetdenizen.bsky.social•3 days ago

He's trying so hard to be Obama

reply

jamie252.bsky.social•3 days ago

They all are. It's so pathetic.

reply

nesler.org•3 days ago

reply

skymovieguy.bsky.social•3 days ago

THATS what chatGPT gave him? 🤔

reply

jamesbrnd.bsky.social•3 days ago

I have one for Hakeem: Spineless collaborator

reply

stymiedthoughts.bsky.social•3 days ago

reply

paulytheism.bsky.social•3 days ago

Feel like people are being "decorumed" to death

reply

legosandwich.bsky.social•3 days ago

They are. Dems confirmed Rubio and others.... with smiles. Klobuchar was smiling like a school kid at Trumps Oval Office inauguration. Yes.... a Democrat was there.... smiling. They are all in on it... Rubio then denied a woman evac assistance and she died.

reply

thefool37.bsky.social•3 days ago

Klobuchar is as phony as they come

reply

teegegend.bsky.social•3 days ago

@klobuchar.senate.gov is such a joke. Embarrassed to be represented by her in MN. We deserve so much better.

reply

knotty58.bsky.social•3 days ago

She is a very corporate centrist Dem, for sure. We have many of those, including Jeffries, Schumer etc.

reply

knotty58.bsky.social•3 days ago

I am not sure I agree about Klobuchar. She was fake smiling. She was quite strong in the Kash Patel hearing etc. I am not giving up on her yet.

reply

weltenbrandt.bsky.social•2 days ago

I found this one quite fitting:

reply

stymiedthoughts.bsky.social•3 days ago

Deeply embarrassing.

reply

babydrae.bsky.social•3 days ago

I have one for Jeffries: Out. Of. Touch.

reply

amiyatzin.bsky.social•3 days ago

reply

ahmet-u.bsky.social•3 days ago

You did it Hakeem! You saved democracy! Now you can just sit back and let someone else be in charge :)

reply

bearatone75.bsky.social•3 days ago

Oh, FFS, just DO something, yet already!

reply

grantmooney.bsky.social•3 days ago

He forgot to hit him with one a these

reply

huskerling.bsky.social•3 days ago

Or better yet

reply

zerocool6687.bsky.social•3 days ago

Thank you… been locked into doom all AM and this made me laugh lol

reply

huskerling.bsky.social•3 days ago

I got you buddy. Humor is gonna be a big part of how we get through this shit show

reply

mpbizdev.bsky.social•3 days ago

VP Trump
Broligarch on Chief
The Executive Disorder
Elon Musk's Chief of Staff
The Felon in the White House
The Longest Term Lame Duck

Off the top of my head in less than 5 minutes

Take your pick, these are royalty free.

reply

glitchemon.bsky.social•3 days ago

reply

johntocradio.bsky.social•3 days ago

I love following your account.

reply

gandalgh.bsky.social•3 days ago

Ooohhhh, next another strongly worded tweet and maybe he'll call him Chief Stinky Pants. Jeffries is worse than useless😕

reply

mr-red.bsky.social•3 days ago

That’s my bulwark against encroaching fascism, dawg.

Christ we are so goddamn cooked.

reply

skarmoryy.bsky.social•3 days ago

man i hate these people so much. none of them fucking care.

reply

meowchoman.bsky.social•3 days ago

Man… we are so dead. 💀

reply

n1ghtmarica.bsky.social•3 days ago

You are if you expect someone to rescue you

reply

markaudacity.bsky.social•3 days ago

Like our elected representatives, whose job it is?

reply

n1ghtmarica.bsky.social•3 days ago

Princess mentality. Elected representatives have limitations. If you want to succeed in defeating Fascism, you need to rescue yourself.

reply

markaudacity.bsky.social•3 days ago

"expecting the people who work for you to do their jobs is spoiled" is a weird attitude. Nobody expects them to be unlimited, we expect them not to limit themselves into oblivion.

I can't rescue myself from an entire power structure, guy. Neither can you. Individuals by themselves are nothing.

reply

tiana-atr.bsky.social•3 days ago

It's just so soulless. Trump's a genuine asshole so his nicknames are meant to actually insult. Jeffries is just trying to copy the tactic, but can't be truly insulting because keeping up the appearance of civility is much more important than coming across as human instead of a lizard person

reply

katmann24.bsky.social•3 days ago

The people trying to out-nickname Jeffries in this thread are also part of the problem

reply

wowbaggert.bsky.social•3 days ago

That Jeffries doesn't understand this will make Trump seem cool to Americans tells you a lot about how we got here in the first place.

reply

spagritty.bsky.social•3 days ago

at his next rally trump will be like "You know they hate me, folks. You know what they're calling me now? Captain...Chaos. Captain...Chaos. I don' t know...it has a nice ring to it, doesn't it folks? We love Captain Chaos!"

reply

francescadiasio.bsky.social•3 days ago

I hate that I heard his voice in my head as I read that.

reply

iamroya.bsky.social•3 days ago

He thinks he’s so cool. My god I can’t stand his face.

reply

iamroya.bsky.social•3 days ago

I’m sure he will get trump if he dabs a few times.

reply

impcus.bsky.social•3 days ago

I wonder how many millions of dollars were spent on consultants to come up with that turd

reply

squirrel-gurl.bsky.social•3 days ago

This dumbass acting like “captain chaos” is the zinger that’ll finally get trump. The dems suck so hard at messaging omg. No wonder they lost. Why can’t the left organize and message more efficiently and effectively 😭😭

reply

bentripp.bsky.social•3 days ago

These guys aren't the left. That's the trouble. They're 1980s Republicans with blue neckties, so they don't want to cause any trouble whatsoever. It's in their DNA. They'll let the country burn down before they risk upsetting one of those mythical right-wing swing voters.

reply

emote-control.bsky.social•3 days ago

These guys aren't the left. They're the people whose job is to keep the left from ever having a voice or getting its message out. The left hasn't been allowed to be involved in government since FDR died, with the exception of Bernie Sanders, who they prevented from running for president.

reply

lizardqueen.bsky.social•3 days ago

can we fire him? we should fire him

reply

warrenwp.bsky.social•3 days ago

That should fix it.😕

reply

phanink.bsky.social•3 days ago

The real bipartisanship is that the left hates the Democratic Party leadership just as much as the right does.

reply

turnitup5000db.bsky.social•3 days ago

But for different reasons! Healthier reasons!

I just can’t stand the combination of smug arrogance and willful incompetence.

reply

leftawaits.bsky.social•1 day ago

Well, the DNC does suck.

reply

morrisnormal.bsky.social•3 days ago

I hate Nazis. I don't give a fuck if they're democrat or republican

reply

mockingfiles.bsky.social•3 days ago

Butters deserves better!

reply

noodlesaddiction.bsky.social•3 days ago

Gentle reminder that Butters is _Professor Chaos_.

reply

fernmacguffin.bsky.social•3 days ago

I thought the same thing! Who will be Toolshed or the Human Kite?

reply

paulmwatson.com•3 days ago

Captain Chaos sounds like something that Stan Lee would cameo in.

reply

satiricalplanet.bsky.social•3 days ago

America 2025: Trump rules, Musk controls information, and democracy is crumbling. Protesters fight back against billionaire tyranny, surveillance, and injustice. The future isn't theirs, it's ours.
https://aiwillybillhuman.substack.com/p/the-voices-of-a-nation-in-crisis

reply

kaizhen.bsky.social•3 days ago

How about nicknaming Trump, Elon 2?

reply

leoburrito.bsky.social•3 days ago

How could a black dude possibly be so uncool?

reply

piucaffe.bsky.social•3 days ago

For fuck's sake. Let's actually get a great communicator who doesn't sound like they've just left a focus group start doing press conferences and getting our talking points into the media, and let's stop these out of touch weirdos from talking. This is as bad as "morals of an alley-cat"...

reply

davidsurleweb.bsky.social•3 days ago

Donald Trump is hard liquor the democrats are cream soda

reply

iclp88.bsky.social•3 days ago

January 3 1925 - Mussolini speech of "political responsibility". No one stopped him. 20 years of direct fascist rule.

How long till this hour zero came to Washington?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yq2hPoEm4r0

reply

dethbatcountry.bsky.social•3 days ago

FFS, the Dem Party leaders are so detached from reality... I just... can't. Can we please remove them from office before it's too late? Let some of the younger, more serious politicians take over. They honestly can't be less helpful than these goobers.

reply

jwilsontcsc.bsky.social•3 days ago

What a clown.

reply

marianne-2024.bsky.social•3 days ago

Such a mistake putting him in charge. Don’t trust him after meeting up with silicon tech guys. Also his hand gestures drive me insane.

reply

leftyconspirator.bsky.social•3 days ago

So... He just watched Cannonball Run?

reply

dankpasta.bsky.social•3 days ago

This man absolutely listens to Drake.

reply

daughterofwitches.bsky.social•3 days ago

He needs to get the Fuck out of the way and hand the leadership over to AOC or Crockett.

reply

isthislifeonmars.bsky.social•3 days ago

This is NOT A STRATEGY. Do something! Block it all, kill Musk gov't contracts, stop government from functioning.

reply

lisag724.bsky.social•3 days ago

I mean, RAPIST was right there for the taking

reply

maubpp.bsky.social•3 days ago

He suuuuuuuuuucks

reply

lesdknyc.bsky.social•3 days ago

Jefferies should be a small market weekend weather man, no rizz.

reply

leoglickman.bsky.social•3 days ago

OMFG

reply

billbeaird.bsky.social•3 days ago

JFC 🙄

reply

perkustooth.bsky.social•3 days ago

let’s also not let slide the “extreme maga republicans” part that normalizes part of maga bien ok

reply

markaudacity.bsky.social•3 days ago

this has nothing to do with Dem leadership bending over without being asked

reply

perkustooth.bsky.social•3 days ago

reply

shelbyglock.bsky.social•3 days ago

🤦🏼‍♀️

reply

kathbarbadoro.bsky.social•3 days ago

im SICK of this dude

reply

n0rmalguy.bsky.social•3 days ago

that’s a cool name. don’t give him a cool name!

reply

mexicoencantado.bsky.social•3 days ago

I've passed the sick phase. I want him eaten by crows at this point.

reply

saratara.bsky.social•3 days ago

That’s my representative!!! 😁🙃😞🤬

reply

handle.invalid•2 days ago

You should begin faxing images of guillotines to his office.

reply

mbonotheyounger.bsky.social•3 days ago

Please yell at him extra hard for us

reply

brokeshealds.bsky.social•3 days ago

I wouldn't ever tell you to take a bat to his knees but I also wouldn't cry if you did it

reply

derpalerp.bsky.social•3 days ago

I hope you and your fellow district peeps never let this man know peace

reply

saschavykos.bsky.social•3 days ago

Yall need to get someone to primary him. Just fucking destroy him lol.

Maybe votes won't matter, but also maybe we can still end a few careers.

reply

nuggets-nation.bsky.social•3 days ago

Man, I'm sorry.

reply

stjoanonjonesst.bsky.social•3 days ago

CALL HIS OFFICE EVERY FUCKING DAY! They have to log all the calls.

reply

iamroya.bsky.social•3 days ago

Please call his office every day and tell him to leave.

reply

crunkydevil.bsky.social•3 days ago

Demand his resignation

reply

blacknext.bsky.social•3 days ago

Write him a strongly worded letter.

reply

thefilmdoctor.bsky.social•3 days ago

Call his office and call him a melt

reply

plankysmith.bsky.social•3 days ago

Same

reply

casbah.bsky.social•3 days ago

This guy is such a fucking clown I hope he has a hard time looking in the mirror

reply

gamergorlbafwater.bsky.social•3 days ago

reply

benzim.bsky.social•3 days ago

The ̶A̶r̶i̶s̶t̶o̶c̶r̶a̶t̶s̶ Democrats!

reply

lilyisacat5.bsky.social•3 days ago

🙄 Captain Complicity is really terrible at his job.

reply

hotel-putingrad.bsky.social•3 days ago

reply

jacobrodr.bsky.social•3 days ago

I wanna give this nerd a swirly so bad

reply

marbl1.bsky.social•3 days ago

King Donald the Cruel

reply

thomhense.bsky.social•3 days ago

The US and world is facing another great depression if Trump goes ahead with his Herbert Hoover level tariffs, democracy in the US is under threat, the world order is being turned upside down, and Jeffries response to all this is woefully underwhelming and not meeting the moment.

reply