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Romance Tip: after an intimate moment, tell your partner they have a cool dick

Poems in pajamas

*comically falls down the stairs*

If i was god I’d comically fall down the stairs

Ooh-wee-ooh, I look just like Buddy Holly.

Standard protocol

Like, fuck yes my sweet, sexually confused man I AM a twink in the sheets

I got asked by a very confused man if i was a twink and I said yes, and then he said “ well no i mean the other way, like….. are you a twink in the sheets?” And that’s the greatest thing someone has ever said to me

Dagger Witch #nightinthewoods #nitw #maeborowski

N̶̙͝i̷̤͒g̴͔̀H̵͎̔t̴͓̂M̵̮͋ǎ̷̗r̷̯͝e̴̛̱ ̷̘̉E̶̹̾Y̴͔͊e̸̪̊S̷̡̈́ #nightinthewoods #nitw #maeborowski

Beatrice Santello🐊🚬 #nightinthewoods #nitw #beatricesantello #beasantello #fanart #digitalart

Happy Month of Mae!! #nitw #nightinthewoods #maeborowski #monthofmae #fanart

GREGG RULZ OK #nightinthewoods #nitw #gregglee #fanart #digitalart

Normalsville Women

Normalsville men

PaRappa the Gardener

why say this?

the chatgpt reddit is the funniest place on earth and they don't even realize it

Do👏Not👏Serial👏Kill👏Me👏

occasionally throughout my day i'll have a flash of awareness of how ridiculous my work is. like. why did we invent a sports lizard named bongus. but then the feeling subsides and i resume patiently adjusting the parameter's of bongus' volleyball spikes or whatever.

there are some days where i have more people mad at me online than my ancestors would have had mad at them in their entire lives. there is functionally no difference between this and being cursed by a witch

happy #InternationalWorkersDay

the skeleton does NOT appear ❌❌

Like a playa

When did Japanese and mobile game companies decide that the best way for their ads to reach the American audience was a bunch of hairy unemployed white men pretending to play a game and talking too loudly

feline troublemakers in o'malley's alley

I keep saying this but no one believes me

I did some online shopping cause of the tariffs and didn't pay attention to the print (also self portrait)

Serving unimaginable levels of cunt

Typing and deleting lines of feelings that aren't supposed to be shared online

pato san

SMG

It’s becoming increasingly difficult to anthropomorphisise our political leaders

West Virginia: truly our westernmost state that references the virginity of Elizabeth I of England