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pisswizard.bsky.social
/// Wife guy /// Kirby’s dad /// “a name you can trust” /// Worse yet to come
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You got any games on your phone?

submitted 8 days ago • 0 comments

When you order Kalkite and all they got is synthetic Kalkite, Kalkite alternatives, and Kalkite substitutes.

submitted 16 days ago • 0 comments

Kirby wants to show you his toys.

submitted 21 days ago • 0 comments

It’s da pope-a

submitted 38 days ago • 0 comments

We are so back

submitted 39 days ago • 0 comments

watching baseball @jonbois.bsky.social

submitted 40 days ago • 16 comments

Andor/Karn fight scene better than the end of ROTS. Holy shit what a fucking show.

submitted 40 days ago • 0 comments

Whoever wrote this shit has no idea what Giant Bomb is or was. Embarrassing.

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submitted 46 days ago • 1 comment

JFC, Andor is on another fucking level.

submitted 54 days ago • 0 comments

Motherfucker, he was always on that side.

submitted 72 days ago • 0 comments

Groimes oi Lorst in wiscornseen

submitted 75 days ago • 22 comments

If your YouTube thumbnail has these guys in it, there’s a 100% chance I’ll watch your video.

submitted 82 days ago • 0 comments

Give ‘em the ‘ol razzle dazzle.

submitted 82 days ago • 0 comments

Sir,

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Bluesky is great because it’s like twitter except with way more hall monitors who still have active tumblr accounts.

submitted 84 days ago • 1 comment

Concerning!

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submitted 99 days ago • 1 comment

Taylor Swift-ass song in the middle of the Lady Gaga album.

submitted 100 days ago • 0 comments

Rewatching the last season of Lost and now I’m wondering. Was Jacob’s brother (the man in black) turned into the smoke monster or is the smoke monster another, older entity that assumed the MiB’s form, since it left behind his corpse?

submitted 108 days ago • 0 comments

Asked my wife if she would adopt a cat if she knew the previous owner died and the cat ate part of their corpse and without hesitation she said yes.

submitted 108 days ago • 1 comment

4 years with this little dude. I can’t forget how he basically demanded our attention at the shelter and I knew almost instantly he was the one.

submitted 111 days ago • 1 comment

Had a wild dream that was still vivid enough in my head for me to write down. I have these intense dreams that normally slip from my mind as soon as I wake up, so I always try to document the ones I can remember.

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My son, king of the trash.

submitted 118 days ago • 0 comments

Were the boys of summer the same ones that were back in town?

submitted 121 days ago • 0 comments

It's one banana, Michael. What could it cost, ten dollars?

submitted 123 days ago • 0 comments

My wife is watching Lost for the first time and I’ve been rewatching it with her. We just got past the Bai Ling episode. It was rough. I forgot how it was basically “orientalism- the show” in how Thailand was treated. Even for 2007 it was a bit much.

submitted 125 days ago • 1 comment