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pithswayze.bsky.social
Mezcal in a Ball jar and a multitude in under 50 posts
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I still remember rage quitting 1Q84 about 600pgs in “Oh, interdimensional vagina gnomes you say? I say this plot has gotten away from you and I’m quitting while I’m behind”

Here’s “Basket Case” except it’s about why you shouldn’t use Face ID or a thumbprint to unlock your phone

i’m a socialist. I don’t spend my time online whacking liberals, but the one thing I don’t tolerate is their need to tell me when they don’t care about palestine. you not caring about genocide is not a flex. keep it to yourself and your other heartless friends. fuck off!

The good news is that the constitution provides ways for Congress and the Judiciary to reign in a power-hungry president. The bad news is those people are all scared of him.

Dem’s project 2029 part 4

Rich ppl are not going to space. They go to the mesosphere For reference: you could have used the pinch-to-zoom feature on your phones camera and zoomed into to see Jeffie’s bald rich face waving back at earth while eating gourmet lasagna out of a capri sun pouch or whatever he thinks space food is

It’s still The Metamorphosis by Kafka but instead of his family becoming independent and self actualized, they turn Gregor into a Carnival Geek and charge ppl to throw rotting food at him. His little sister uses that platform to launch her Only Fans with a countdown to the moment she turns 18

Living in America is great because you'll learn about some hair rippingly frustrating aspect of life, usually some form of fraud to make a quick buck that's infuriating to actually look for and prevent, and then you'll talk to a European and they're like "yeah that's illegal here"

Between the years 2018 and 2022, the suicide rate among Black youth rose by more than 50%, for the first time surpassing white youth. Black mental health matters.

When we say that non-native writers, filmmakers, artists are NOT entitled to our history, identities, culture, stories & imagery we mean just that...they are NOT entitled to it and they are not above criticism or accountability.

I’m loving Chinese manufacturers airing luxury brand’s dirty laundry on TikTok. [Source: www.tiktok.com/t/ZTjRMTmyP/ ]

Good morning Bluesky !

This sounds like if Joni Mitchell grew up listening to Tool, I love it soooooo much

"People are saying that nobody has had the Dow hit 40,000 more times than me. I did it so many times, beautiful times. Yesterday, a big strong man came up to me with tears in his eyes 'Sir, thank you for making the stock market so powerful.' Under Sleepy Joe? Barely hit 40,000 once. Just once! Sad!"

That one time at band camp…

This going after migrants for op-eds isn't just a general speech thing, although it is that and I get why folks are playing that up They are specifically targeting people who have spoken out about the genocide in Palestine You have to recognize the specificity of that to be able to fight them

It’s a 45min meeting and it’s going over We’re all in here reading the same email, but together Was it written by Ai? I’ll never tell *tee hee* -Signed, Me The VP of some filing cabinet

No lawmaker in Congress should be able to own, buy, and sell individual stocks. We need to ban congressional stock trading—and I've got a bill for that.

Spotted at Columbia

Rep. Steven Horsford to Greer: "So the trade representative hasn't spoken to the POTUS about a global reordering of trade, but yet he announced it on a tweet? WTF! Who is in charge? It looks like your boss just pulled the rug out from under you. There is no strategy ... is this market manipulation?"

[shitting my pants with joy, tears streaming down my face] thank you sir, art of the deal sir, when can I blow you sir

The problem is sociopathic corporate greed. 🧐

The 20th anniversary of the release of the game that started it all, Psychonauts is coming April the 19th! We got all kinds of fun things planned for that week. I am very excited to celebrate with all of you. @doublefine.com @timoflegend.bsky.social

FYI, China is currently dunking on the U.S. SO hard and will continue to do so for the foreseeable future. Peep how everyone’s fat and depressed..

I’m tired of all the palavering, so I solved the Manosphere The nexus is a boys first crush, the powerlessness he feels at her whims. And how easily she can reject him. How much power she holds as an object. How normal it is to objectify and diminish a personhood Shes always been a human too

OK but help a struggling indie author out here - READERS, what gets you to BUY THAT BOOK ?? Not save it to a list, not put it somewhere on your TBR, but BUY it and READ it asap?? #booksky 📚💙

here’s a curse word free version of “look it up” as requested by countless teachers and librarians 🥰😘

Y’all scared of diversity like it’s a horror movie. Relax. No one’s replacing you we’re just finally inviting people to the table who build it and it’s time they eat off it too. .

Also I have some bad news for centrists: While it is a myth that leftists caused Harris to lose (impossible), consider what if that were true? It would stand as an underline for the need to join forces with that powerful constituency

When people scream about the 25th Amendment l can’t help but think they don’t actually know who the VP is and who the cabinet members are. Have they seen the current Speaker of the House? Maybe folks should just do better in the ballot box and then they wouldn’t have to imagine crazy shit?

always disappointing to see people I follow(ed) jump in on the 'this is equally the fault of lefties who didn't vote' bandwagon in a desperate yet impotent and flailing bid to believe this is anyone's fault but the democratic party for running a shitty campaign

Boycotting the grocery store until they start buying an equivalent volume of groceries from me

What if we made it illegal for rich people to do crime?

The appeal of generative LLMs is that it’s a tech that exists at the intersection of Lazy & Productive. For all its faults, its not going anywhere bc it creates a feedback loop of Digital Amnesia and Automation Bias It’s an energy collapse in the making that only answers what dont you want to learn

i guess this needs to be said in 2025 but anyone under the influence of alcohol, or any drugs can not give willing consent

America is a racist country 💯 But if not electing Kamala was racism. So was her dropping out first in the primaries. It was racist when an old racist tapped her to be VP for Obama Vibes. It was also racist when the DNC marched her on a glass cliff to keep donations What are we really saying here?

I don’t know for sure but I think the cake was baked in 2016, if not 2010. The American electorate demands real change. If the only change they can get is touching the stove, then they will touch the stove.