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Citizens of Earth! It is my duty to inform you that.. .. <checks notes> <furiously checks notes> .. .. .. .. .. ..We are completely Fucked.

submitted 104 days ago • 0 comments

If the entities known as Donald Trump and Elon Musk ceased to exist, nothing of any measurable value beyond the raw materials of which they are comprised would have been lost. It's a shame they were allowed to reproduce so many times, but that's what cancers do.

submitted 125 days ago • 0 comments

I'm more of what you might find at the bottom of a half eaten banana split with all the toppings. A few gummy bears, some stale walnuts and partially dissolved jimmies.

submitted 126 days ago • 0 comments

What's the greatest "A Christmas Carol" movie and why is it the Muppets version?

submitted 130 days ago • 0 comments

it's pronounced "CARAMEL" not carmel. #StrangeHills

submitted 135 days ago • 0 comments

Chortle. Guffaw, even.

submitted 138 days ago • 0 comments

Experiencing as much of the world as I can while I still am able. I hope you can too.

submitted 146 days ago • 0 comments

Just ignore them like you do school shootings.

submitted 151 days ago • 0 comments

I'm gonna go out like I came in; naked, screaming and covered in blood.

submitted 151 days ago • 0 comments

I don't want the world. I just want your half.

submitted 151 days ago • 0 comments

ok. most of us here are of like-minds. enough preaching to the choir. can we get some real discussions on what to do to defend whats right? we are well beyond marches, protests and bumper-sticker philosophies. voting seems to have worked as well as thoughts, prayers and good vibes.

submitted 155 days ago • 0 comments

I want to say I hope they get what they voted for. But the way I was raised tells me I should hope they do not.

submitted 155 days ago • 0 comments

He is just a singular foul fruiting body spawned from a vast and deeply rooted rot. The entity they elected is a failed organism and when it is gone, nothing of value will have been lost.

submitted 164 days ago • 0 comments

i'm so fuckin tired. I'm not ready to cut ties with those I've lost to the cult. It will be as though they are dead before they died. I can't deprogram them. I can't save them. I can only watch the slow decay into delusion. I'm all out of faith and I'm all out of hope. I can only embrace the horror.

submitted 165 days ago • 0 comments

i may or may not have been the 18,000,034th to join. no need to thank me. no, please. contain your applause and save it for my future rise to stardom and eventual fall from grace only to be redeemed by an overwhelmingly well-received apology tour.

submitted 168 days ago • 1 comment