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WHAT'S UP BALTIMORE!!!!!!! Say congratulations to the workers from the NEWEST union Starbucks in Maryland - The Rotunda location just WON THEIR UNION!!! 🎉🔥✊

Sure I could watch the speech tonight or I could climb in the composter and turn myself into a fine loam for the garden

finding a disease he believes in fighting, that it's antisemitism, and he's teaming up with a bunch of white supremacists to do it is, to be fair, epidemiologically consistent

They should keep making Conclave movies like it’s Knives Out

I brought one of my guitars up to my office to noodle around on during the day, and tuned it to open C(#?) to learn how to play Sunflower River Blues. 1.5 years later it’s still the only song in that tuning I know, and my wife gets to listen to me play portions of it 5/6x a day while she works

a good example of how the world is getting dumber. the new politico playbook writer didn't know who FDR was until a reader told him about that whole "new deal" thing. this newsletter is read by every important person in DC.

I would go back to Mass for this

Now that football season is finally over time to take a big swing of coffee and familiarize myself with what I’m sure was a very exciting and active offseason for the Baltimore Orioles

I’m not sure I’ve ever actually heard a Drake song but he always just kinda seemed like he sucked and sometimes you get lucky and don’t have to adjust your priors

you might feel moved when visiting the Betsy Ross museum, but don’t get carried away! They won’t even let museum employees do this activity

chappell talking about trans rights at the #grammys 🫂🏳️‍⚧️

If you wanted no leaks you should have gone into Settings -> Security -> Configure privacy & security -> Privacy options -> Other -> Configure -> Media interface and clicked “Disallow.” The Leak setting is on by default but we understand your privacy is important so we’ve made it easy to opt out

Give me a break

I swear if the team pulls out the Ray Rice playbook again for this www.thebaltimorebanner.com/sports/raven...

Sure you’re still way more likely to die in a car crash but I think my travel the next few vacation cycles will stick to goin downee oshun

begging journalists to stop giving oxygen to trust fund children who think saying the r slur is a human right

The remote work debate was funny because it forced the question "Is a job something valuable you do or is it a place you go to be watched like daycare" and the answer for a lot of them was yeah it's the daycare thing now come on inside recess is over

The crossword gimmick was good today, actually

The same Dems/pundits who claim that any rando leftist who is rude online can derail the whole Dem platform also believe there's no problem with elected Dems doing a 180 from "Trump's a threat to democracy" to "let's work with him and his appalling nominees." Normies noticed it; they don't like it.

The prophecy has been fulfilled

Can this game just end already so I can move on with my life?

I am not having a good time watching this game

I know I probably should but I just can’t bring myself to give a shit about what happens to TikTok either way. Is there a word for this?

How do you convince people that Baltimore isn’t a city of idiots when one of us just got a shitty tattoo of the Amazon logo on live tv?

I thought it was kinda weird that he had that section in his manifesto titled "why bringing in Ubaldo Jimenez to pitch the 11th was statistically inexcusable" but now it tracks

RIP Brian Matsuz. I was absolutely certain when he was drafted in 2008 that he was gonna be a hall of famer so it’s probably good that I didn’t have any disposable gambling income back then

The passage of time leaves a lot to be desired

I think I would prefer to remain on vacation rather than going home and going back to work, personally

Haven’t watched too many Ravens games this season. Met up out with some friends to watch them beat Pittsburgh, had a blast. Will be come just emotionally attached enough to be devastated when they make a deep run and break my heart. The cycle begins anew

I would like to believe that if I did what he did and then got let off the hook for it, I’d at least have enough shame about it to lay low.

“My work here is done”

Thought of a holiday movie idea called ‘Wrap It Up’ about a guy who never left his home town deciding to commit suicide on Christmas and then realized it’s the plot of the most famous Christmas movie ever made.

Am I really so old that there are people out there that don’t remember how much of a piece of shit Joe Scarborough is?

Extremely accurate representation of “car brain” from almost 75 years ago. Goofy doesn’t miss!

Gladiator II getting the “show the movie title through the entire trailer” treatment hmm

Nailed it

Ravens vibes are very bad, going for a bike ride

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