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I was mediocre on French Dispatch and Asteroid City, but if Wes is making it, I’m still in.

Line judge got me rooting for DJoker. The fuck is happening?

Thus sounds fucking incredible. The best playwright of the Gotham streets with these two? “I'm a Catholic, I don't want to hurt anybody.”

HEY @squawkinsports.bsky.social BASEBALL NERDS, GET YOUR 6/19 TIX FOR A NIGHT OF CHATTER ABOUT CLASSICS LIKE BLUE SKIES AGAIN, GIMME THE LOOT & BAD NEWS BEARS GO TO JAPAN w/ @alansiegella.bsky.social @davidjroth.bsky.social @noahgittell.bsky.social TIX: greenlightbookstore.com/event/2025-0...

Andre Agassi is already better than 95% of tennis announcers. Love the measured energy and not being obsessed with filling every second with McEnronian jibber-jabber.

Photos like this are great because the context is really dramatic (a botched play at home put the Mets on tilt for the rest of the night and ruined this guy’s sterling .ERA) but it’s also a grown man sitting in the dirt split-legged like a baby because somebody dropped a ball

Musetti’s majestic hair flying around under the glistening headband is drrreeeeaaammmyyyy…

Danny Boy O’Connor and SE Hinton in sideline greaser gear steady head-bobbin’ to Shamrocks and Shenanigans…

That not playing in the Olympics thing really worked out for the Pacers.

HOLY SHIT

THAT BLOCK

2000 Mules (kicked him in the head)

OK, that Nordberg joke fucking rules. I may be in on the new Naked Gun, so long as they bring back Enrico Palazzo.

Cuomo is bad. Do not rank Cuomo, friends in NYC. #RankTheSlate, friends. Mamdani, Lander, Ramos, Adrienne Adams, Myrie. Maybe even Blake! Pick your own order! But not Cuomo. Never Cuomo. Leave him entirely off of your ballot.

This was a Squawkin Sports trivia question that I think about a lot and will probably be moot soon enough with your Chets, Coopers, et al. Without looking it up, name the last three American born white dudes to make an NBA All-Star team… Hint: One is easy, one medium and a real WTF outlier

Snakes are dicks

if the wheels had come off this thing any faster it'd be a Cybertruck

Did the Dodgers bus run over Pete Alonso’s dog or something?

Elon so mad and in so deep we’re finally gonna’ get to see what sheepheads are in the other Epstein files.

Just heard a couple friends lost their media jobs/permalance gigs. And then saw the Ringer is letting real talented folks go too. The bloodletting begins, but not for me, can’t get laid off from jobs I never had. (Taps side of forehead).

Get you an interviewer who cares as much about the material as Rosie Perez does about Mark Kriegel’s new Mike Tyson bio. She crushed.

I am randomly working on two separate stories featuring back in the day take-no-shit lesbians who achieved incredible things when the world was closeted—even illegal in one woman’s case—and at times this stupid no-paying dying freelance industry thing remains the best gig ever.

Fantastic infuriating reportage by @brandyzadrozny.bsky.social. An unnecessary American tragedy just unfolding and I don’t know that anything can be done even though it’s the easiest problem to fix.

Fantastic infuriating reportage by @brandyzadrozny.bsky.social. An unnecessary American tragedy just unfolding and I don’t know that anything can be done even though it’s the easiest problem to fix.

Can’t think of a household appliance in less need of an app and WiFi than a fucking air conditioner but here we are.

I’m Starting To Get Unnatural Feelings About The Mets Someone Please Pull Me Back LFGM

Funny how reactions can be so opposite. Today’s episode is brought to you by the letters D-R-J and the numbers 7-6…

I’ll leave it to the experts as to the logical rationale behind it, but it is weird the Liberty played 4 games in 6 days and now play 3 in 13 (I think) for a cup they are way better off not competing for to get more rest?

HOLY BOSTON STRANGLER THAT COVER HAS 12YEAR AND 54YEAR OLD ME IN TEARS OF JOY

Baseball’s Unofficial Ode… "Casey at the Bat," Ernest L. Thayer's epic poem was first published in the S.F. Examiner on 6/3/1888 It gained fame when an actor recited it between acts of a play in 8/1888. It was given a riotous standing ovation poets.org/poem/casey-bat #BaseballandtheLaw 346

“We need new elected leaders who are not afraid to pick a side — politicians who will put workers over corporate donors every single time. That’s why our union is proud to support Zohran Mamdani and a ranked slate of pro-worker champions for Mayor.” – UAW President Shawn Fain. youtu.be/X0yt01RJMuQ

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So dicking around on phones at subway stations really works! www.bkreader.com/policy-gover...