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Writer of stuff. SAHD-Man. Montana then, Brooklyn now. patricksauer.contently.com [email protected] if you need me for anything scriberly
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Koi looo koo kooo koo loo kooo koo

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Not to go all George Will on you but goddamn a sunny day with the Boys of Spring is a doom and gloom wrecker.

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I’m glad my mom died of Covid and didn’t have to witness the soiling of the Kennedy name.

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Fuck it, I might start hanging out at LGA just on the regular.

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This place used to be literal hell on Earth, now we got singing dancing Warholian fountains!

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In the “let’s get done good news on a Saturday” front, the transformation of La Guardia is one of the more astounding feats of my lifetime.

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This is so many words to say Trump fired the chairman of the joint chiefs because he’s black www.nytimes.com/2025/02/21/u...

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I’ve started a Go Fund Me to help subsidize the inflationary cost of New York City’s beloved and precious egg creams. Please give if you can.

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Worst. Eastwood. Movie. Ever.

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Unstoppable Up the Birthdate Obsession Force vs. Immovable Single-Gender Only Bathroom Drunken Teenage Gas Station Restroom Fucking Prohibition Object

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Anyone with insider knowledge—is the Elon zoot Ketamine? Is that what it looks like? I never tried it (although not for responsible reasons, it just wasn’t around anywhere I was). Curious what the worst effects are beyond dressing like Malibu’s Least Wanted.

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Just a breathtaking headline Yay for good news?

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The one thing they can’t take away from us is a solid 9-hours of sleep. And the morning reward of coffee. Night.

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drugs have taken too many beloved celebrities from us over the years but drugs also have a rare chance right now to radically rehabilitate their image

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First on the chopping block: The federal proofreaders.

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I didn’t spend a huge chunk of my existence drinking large quantities of beer with squishy lib dudes for this mouth-breathing Keystone Light motherfucker to lecture me on my life’s work.

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ONE WEEK FROM TONIGHT GET YER’ SQUAWKIN’ TIX RIGHT ‘ERE: www.greenlightbookstore.com/event/squawk...

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Saw a 2010 Simon & Garfunkel reunion show and Art’s voice gave out during Bridge Over Troubled Water and Paul had to finish it. For the last couple songs of the set, Paul glared at Art who just stared at the stage. Believe they never performed together again. Somehow, the Democrats are both of them.

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Beer drinking with one arm. Prescient.

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The people running the federal government hate New York City and want to punish people who live here for (by and large) having views and living lives that they dislike. Any gussied-up justification is working backwards from that desired result

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I follow French politics a lot, as many of you know. Any effort for mass layoffs of public sector employees there would create such huge strikes and marches, the level of disruption and paralysis would be biblical.

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As always @chrislhayes.bsky.social up jump the Boogie Down

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Dogpile on the Times all you like but this is a completely normal way to survey for sources.

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I already barely work. Hah hah, shows you.

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The living definition of empathy >>>>>> sympathy

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I love that the auteur who recorded this kept the unused fire hydrant in the shot the whole time. Godard-level irony.

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Not surprising, but worth noting, the indoor hardcourts at the USTA Center are fucking gorgeous.

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Hillbilly Eulogy www.independent.co.uk/news/world/a...

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Individually, awful I have much more mixed feelings, collectively, on the political shifts of the homestate.

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