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Against all odds and reason, I work in game dev. AMA about how to crash an MMO server! Will post pronouns when I find them
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All our cities all over our country have 40% of their total budgets allocated for this, not for citizens but for this occupying force

To be fair it's easy to be vindicated when your commitment is "the border Gestapo are evil and should not exist" Moreover, ICE must be destroyed

yeah that's why we hired her

it's something unpredictable, he'll have to take the fall, the CIA's about to kill Big Balls

Don't invite me to your place if you're doing silly shit like living in an apartment without air conditioning.

It’s Jucika summer. Ladies are gonna be out there doing hot girl shit like being employed as a window washer one week and a stenographer the next, getting naked in a restaurant behind a folding screen and eating a single large peach,

This has significant implications for Mario lore

Furthermore, I know for a fact that my opponent was a willing participant in the Masked Feast of Blood, and that he himself consumed more virgin flesh than any other at the Black Table. And how do I know this? Ah. Well, you see, ah,

switch 2

i'm here to sell eggs and chew gum, and i'm all outta gum (2022)

Switch 2 still not powerful enough to engage Ridley

The perfect metaphor for this moment doesn’t exi…

today

Ok, I think we're definitely in top 5 GOAT twitter days territory at this point. I don't think it edges out Trump getting COVID or the queen dying, but could certainly compete with Fyre Festival and 4 Seasons Total Landscaping.

can't believe I can name three (3) pieces of popular filmed media, off the top of my head, where a bee tries to get with (fuck) a human

Are you a bad enough dude to awaken the Wind Fish?

Night of the long knives but literally there’s no plan and everyone is just stabbing each other wildly and the stabbing is quote-poasting

Helpful tips for celebrating Pride Month with Sallie May! Hopefully I'll have the time to do some pri(demon)th art for this year. #pride #helluvaboss #zart

LOL

Bro, the VGCats webcomic artist became an AI-powered psuedoscience and spirtual guy- Wait, what did your equation call me?

More people need to understand that, yes, this includes the people you hate. Yes, even them.

We asked people who lived in homeless encampments that were cleared out in city “sweeps” to write about what object was the hardest for them to lose. “They took my baby pictures and my moms obituaries,” a 29-year-old in California wrote.

an infinite number of times, because the corporations that own most of the media and politicians in question would never admit to any of it

through an autocomplete mistake I just accidentally tried connecting my browser to "http://warlock" — please do not try this, I almost suffered an incursion of demons into my home

Jonathan Joss' husband Tristan has released another statement saying that donations to their old home GoFundMe are not needed at this time and would ask for everyone to direct their energy towards spreading the message about how he was in fact murdered in a hate crime

Musk isn't a visionary. He's a dipshit with a lousy sense of risk. Yes, the Sun will steadily brighten and in a billion years or so make it too hot for us to live here, but we're already making it too hot for us to live here right now. And Musk is siding with the people bent on making that worse.

Dude's just out here saying 'Yes, FFT was the most overtly political game I could have made at the time and it's even more relevant now'. Immense respect.

DO NOT KEEP YOUR MONEY IN AN APP CAUSE THE APP CAN JUST BAN YOU AND KEEP THE MONEY AND YOU DON'T HAVE RECOURSE

A cousin of Rhode Island's short-lived, larger-than-life promotional stuffie.

The best way to counter sicko Assadists and Putinists who get a lot of attention saying correct things about Palestine is for more people who *aren’t* those things to be louder about Palestine.

Go to r/ididnthaveeggs if you want to ruin your life for six hours

There’s a lot of blame for the 2024 presidential loss to go around. Not a drop should ever be placed on the shoulders of this guy.

Cool! Medicare for All is incredibly popular, so that will probably be a top priority!! Right? Right??