planeolegrouch.bsky.social
Just navigating from one social app to another only to be even more antisocial!!! But I do love a good dad joke
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Lmfao let’s just star over fresh like coke slaw
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I would never I just didn’t like the disrespect coleslaw got
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All you had to do was believe in me and it woulda worked out !
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only the finest glaze for you this summer
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😔 you don’t deserve to be golden fried!
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😂 welp that’s still a helper ma’am if volunteer but I issues with people who don’t like slaw
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the goal was to be well enough to fuss 🤦🏽♂️ I’m definitely signing you up for a helper lmao
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🤦🏽♂️ we gotta get you a caregiver damn it… sorry to hear that but it also sounds like the relaxation did you well
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Wait didn’t you go to chubby chicks this weekend I need a review
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Oh good we got a plan
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Allll of you gotta get the sun we gotta make sure you get evenly coated 😂
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I see the vision
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Lmfao Golden brown I like it 😂
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Annddd????? Then what
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Well friend I gotta go cus some woman just told me she is jealous now that I am smiling at my phone while she is naked lmaoooooo I tried to reassure her it’s only you snd you want her hut she didn’t care
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😂 oh I know and you probably want a man to protect you but not necessarily spoil you (while you will take both) most men forget that you are fragile cus of how they met you but you just want kisses and told ya pussy in pretty
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Those days are old now they were fun trust me… being the reason she gets wet is always an accomplishment I need… plus bratty woman enjoy when you give them just enough they live a hard life usually they are in charge but they want someone else to be in charge of them
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It’s not my fault foreplay and conversation is an lost art form I enjoyed hearing about how the day went as I enjoy the woman it’s key and then when she stutters it’s always fun to tell her say it right or else
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I woulda been in ya OF just to tell you ya pussy was pretty 🤷🏾♂️ n you shouldn’t give it to no nobody 😂 wit slow kisses n you telling me how ya day went.. but don’t judge me I’ve change
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😂 I’m just a friendly whore I enjoy 24 hr relationships when I go out of town and telling woman they are amazing and have pretty pussies as you ki…. We will save that for another time
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One day we will discuss my background 😂
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Love a good brat the need a spanking and a talking too but that’s another tequila night for that discussion
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Oh nah fuck that nigga lmfao I’ll share her with a woman who she deserves before a nigga that wont pay her bills m… woman deserve to be spoiled even if that means she a brat
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😂😂😂 cus she kinda like me I mean she know my real name sooooooo there’s that
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That’s rude of you!! I mean she do taste like chocolate and pineapples (good pussy management) but nah you gotta share ma’am
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The fact you are typing these messages out and no one has firebombed ya crib is a miracle 😂 you can’t say these things then put “but” to ease the blow 😂
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Ma’am you too cute to be fighting me there a pretty woman or man whichever you prefer tonight let me have this one she can be claimed on Sunday 😂
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Right now she gonna have to lie to me lmfao I gotta battle you and her baby dad FOH
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Lmfao so just like a forehead kiss lmfao
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I’ll be sure to kiss both sets just for you friend 😂
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I do often but I feel you’re flawless so I can’t judge too much
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pretty much lol she don’t like internet shit too much but she really thing you cute so she was okay… still think it’s unfair lmao I’m cute too
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I’ll see what I can do but I highly doubt that she is a hands on person last nigga fucked it up for us friend he put her on twitter after she wouldn’t claim him
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I yelled out loud! She said you gotta truly love sucking dick to get wet while you doing n I gotta f**** her face for you …. I am done
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You post the video/photo you like the most lemme see this
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😂😂😂 she said like how you get down as long as you moan and it make you wet she wants to see more… this has gone too far🌚 imma show her how to use all her holes ma’am plus she got fruit snacks NIGGA WE MADE IT
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Angles work wonders for the short folk but you do it well I like it
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I feel like imma be talking about you more than what my needs are tonight 😔 n then you posted a video she saw it wtf you doing friend
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Awww that’s cute you fun sized
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As cute as you are this is still unacceptable friend she was mine first 😂
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Fine I’m just here to supervise like a life guard then but just this one time
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She said she don’t know how to scissor you gotta teach her … that’s some bullshit I can’t get that line offf at all
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🥺 but I like to cuddle too
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Waitttting !!!
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Around the corner 😂😂
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Yes they is!!!
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She is and she feels like she deserves someone who she can devour … why am I typing this lmao plus she likes how you look she said you look like you taste good