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Is he hot or is he just doing a maintenance task in your building

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Chick fil a really went off with “my pleasure.” I use that all the time now with clients

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The way Jason Isaacs is doing a Thomas Ravenal impression I cannot

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I would give Jane Fonda both my kidneys

submitted 8 days ago • 0 comments

Men stress me the fuck out

submitted 8 days ago • 0 comments

If Luigi gets any hotter I’m afraid the world might stop spinning on its axis but maybe that’s what we need

submitted 9 days ago • 0 comments

I’ve cried every day of Pisces season

submitted 9 days ago • 0 comments

It upsets me that SZA isn’t playing everywhere all the time

submitted 11 days ago • 0 comments

Give Jason Issacs’s nipples the Emmy now

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It’s so sad when they lose their bag of drugs in white lotus season one 😭

submitted 15 days ago • 0 comments

If you’re a man and you “forget” Valentine’s Day you should also forget to breathe.

submitted 18 days ago • 0 comments

Say whatever you will about Taylor, a stadium full of men booing her will neverrr sit right with me. Losers

submitted 22 days ago • 0 comments

I hope they don’t come for our little treats, it would get very bad

submitted 23 days ago • 0 comments

Do you need to stretch?

submitted 28 days ago • 0 comments

BOTUS

submitted 28 days ago • 0 comments

AT LAST

submitted 29 days ago • 0 comments

If you hate DEI you shouldn’t get to watch the Grammys.

submitted 29 days ago • 36 comments

Dylan’s resting bitch face during the we are the world recording will always be iconic

submitted 29 days ago • 1 comment

One thing about me is that I’m upset

submitted 29 days ago • 0 comments

I’m so serious can someone give Taylor a goddamn Xanax

submitted 29 days ago • 0 comments

Can someone give Taylor a Valium tonight

submitted 29 days ago • 0 comments

If I send you this 🙌🏻 it means two hands to heaven wild horses run wild

submitted 29 days ago • 0 comments

I will live to see trump die and that makes me happy

submitted 31 days ago • 0 comments

Tell them they have the weirdest dick you’ve ever seen

submitted 35 days ago • 0 comments

I love yin yoga I feel like a beautiful gelatinous frog

submitted 36 days ago • 0 comments

There should be cruising for women or can I go to that part of the park too

submitted 37 days ago • 0 comments

I love yoga. I feel like a beautiful shaky swan

submitted 37 days ago • 0 comments

There should be a spa where you climb into a personal vat of aquaphor

submitted 38 days ago • 0 comments

We really need term limits for men

submitted 42 days ago • 0 comments

They should have all the ex presidents pull up their meanest Texas about trump and make him read them out loud

submitted 42 days ago • 0 comments

shoutout to the white guys telling me everything's going to be fine

submitted 42 days ago • 15 comments

THIS COUNTRY IS A NASTY PIECE OF FUCKING WORK

submitted 42 days ago • 0 comments

When people send you an AI photo and you’re not sure if they know it’s AI and it’s like do you say it’s AI do they know do they know you know

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Cut the vent in your coat

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Nothing confirms a child free life like the way kids cough

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“The fires are a reminder that a planet decimated by human greed and indulgence doesn’t care about your net worth. You can’t speak to the weather’s manager. Mother Nature has no concierge. Your investment portfolio will not halt an inferno. A college degree won’t tame the blaze.”

submitted 53 days ago • 10 comments