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Demi Moore losing to Mikey Madison should be a post-credits scene to The Substance.

submitted 6 hours ago • 107 comments

Love those “medicine is actually good” commercials. Hahahahhahahaha I fucking hate it here.

submitted 6 hours ago • 0 comments

Oh my god! You already have one! Shut up!

submitted 6 hours ago • 0 comments

Just me?

submitted 7 hours ago • 0 comments

I love French people. Not these French people, but others.

submitted 7 hours ago • 0 comments

Next year, Diane.

submitted 7 hours ago • 2 comments

This needs Slash

submitted 8 hours ago • 9 comments

June Squib FOREVER

submitted 8 hours ago • 0 comments

Jeremy Strong went so far into method to play Kendall Roy that he warped reality and created a universe where Roman wins Oscars in front of him

submitted 9 hours ago • 5 comments

me critiquing designer gowns

submitted 10 hours ago • 7 comments

WHOSE SUBSTANCE ARE YOU WEARING

submitted 10 hours ago • 8 comments

coffee ain’t gonna cut it today. i need to be abducted by aliens.

submitted 9 days ago • 191 comments

Love that we all have to experience his divorce with him.

submitted 14 days ago • 0 comments

If you’re in line to sack Patrick Mahomes, STAY IN LINE

submitted 21 days ago • 69 comments

The thousands of visual and lyrical references. The framing. The color palette. The squid game motif. The concrete. The light posts. Playing to the camera and the stadium at the same time. Exceptionally done!

submitted 21 days ago • 0 comments

Me, screaming: IS THAT SERENA

submitted 21 days ago • 28 comments

Outstanding!

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submitted 21 days ago • 53 comments

Breasts! What can’t they do! (Yo, I hate it here.)

submitted 21 days ago • 0 comments

I don’t think that horse should drink beer but I’ll defend that guy’s right to sell it to him.

submitted 21 days ago • 0 comments

Ok. The Seal seal has done it. I’m retreating to the woods. Nice (?) knowing you all.

submitted 21 days ago • 0 comments

Affleck didn’t smoke once during that Dunkin commercial.

submitted 21 days ago • 0 comments

Tom Cruise is aging! He looks like shit! Thank you, Tom. Always look for the helpers!

submitted 21 days ago • 0 comments

Go birds!

submitted 21 days ago • 0 comments

fighting on bluesky feels like overturning a table at the high school Gay Straight Alliance club meeting

submitted 23 days ago • 19 comments

submitted 27 days ago • 2 comments

Gulf of Your Mom

submitted 32 days ago • 15 comments

Ah yes, the Kennedys! Known bastions of wellness, all the way back to good ole Joe! We would have invaded us already.

submitted 32 days ago • 0 comments

Nice

submitted 33 days ago • 9 comments

MANTZOUKAS!!!!!!!

submitted 39 days ago • 0 comments

Do Not Become a Mellow Superbaby Who is Impervious to Burning Heat

submitted 41 days ago • 28 comments

MY GIRL LIKES TO PARTY ALL THE TIME, PARTY ALL THE TIME, PARTY ALL THE TIMMMMMMEEEEE MY GIRL LIKES TO PARTY ALL THE TIME, PARTY ALL THE TIME, PARTY ALL THE TIMMMMMMEEEEE MY GIRL LIKES TO PARTY ALL THE TIME, PARTY ALL THE TIME, PARTY ALL THE TIMMMMMMEEEEE This is me disassociating

submitted 41 days ago • 125 comments

Just shampooing the carpets on a Monday afternoon. Which is a normal thing to do and not a coping mechanism. So I’m good.

submitted 41 days ago • 0 comments

I’m 100% on board for the new Silicon Valley utopia, I won’t be happy until my toaster can call the police on me

submitted 44 days ago • 77 comments

submitted 45 days ago • 432 comments

The monster under my bed is starting to worry about me

submitted 47 days ago • 7 comments

“I don’t understand what produce in the Central Valley has to do with fires in LA” this is the subject of one of the most famous movies ever made, in which it is explained to Jack Nicholson at length by the director of The Maltese Falcon

submitted 49 days ago • 219 comments

Guys! I don’t know about you, but I’m super excited that gear-toting microdosers unfamiliar with human emotions are in charge of everything! Yaaaaaaaaaay! How bout that DC10 though? That was cool.

submitted 50 days ago • 1 comment

People watching the fire crest over the hill from the Galleria parking deck is just… Los Angeles, I love you.

submitted 51 days ago • 1 comment

Beside myself.

submitted 51 days ago • 0 comments