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elon has reverse slothrop powers where every time he gets rejected for sex a rocket falls out of the sky

submitted 1 day ago • 3 comments

All due respect to the Wachowskis (and Verhoeven) but I can't help but feel we lost something by basing our cultural metaphor of epiphany on oral medication selection instead of, say, offering a dolphin heroin in exchange for its decryption expertise

submitted 8 days ago • 0 comments

It's a tough competition these days but I stand by my opinion that this is still the most Philip K Dick ass guy ever created

submitted 9 days ago • 0 comments

Habeas corpus?? Hardly even know her

submitted 9 days ago • 0 comments

having assisted with the destruction of various forms of clerical expertise, the tech industry is doomed to forever reinvent the secretary.

submitted 9 days ago • 8 comments

Jimmy Ballard you should be here to witness

submitted 15 days ago • 1 comment

You appear as a weary traveler at a fork in the road and you must solve a riddle to find the way to the town. With your dwindling supplies a wrong answer is certain death. By the left path is a corpulent man who mutters "Everything's computer." On the right a repeated message flashes across a screen

submitted 13 days ago • 0 comments

submitted 15 days ago • 41 comments

Said it was red when your blood was red

submitted 28 days ago • 0 comments

I really thought this was SNL

submitted 30 days ago • 169 comments

If you watch it on mute, it's like he's auditioning to play Vincent Gardenia's role in the Ogunquit Playhouse production of Moonstruck! The Musical.

submitted 37 days ago • 53 comments

I have only exposed my IP Address to one Special Lady

submitted 42 days ago • 7 comments

Well at least there’s one bright spot. Lemme just look up what VIX is real quick

submitted 56 days ago • 64 comments

time may prove me wrong, but i think your exposure to AI slop on algorithm heavy sites comes down to moral turpitude. if your heart is pure you still get cute animal videos. if you have stared too long into the abyss the algorithm knows your soul yearns for the dark realm of six fingered monsters

submitted 62 days ago • 21 comments

The leopards are pleading, "No more faces, we are about to explode!"

submitted 76 days ago • 7 comments

"Wow. That's beautiful. ... Everything's computer"

submitted 79 days ago • 257 comments

my favorite film genres 5. it's not *just* a video game 4. man missing body part seeks wholeness 3. I'm starting to think this isn't a documentary 2. single location horror 1. protagonist thinks it's a different genre

submitted 78 days ago • 0 comments

Can't wait 'til they find out about transubstantiation

submitted 85 days ago • 39 comments