Does Trump even know how to drive? Does he have a driver's license? You know he wasn't driving himself around New York & he definitely hasn't driven anything but a golf cart since 2016.
So, presumably Musk can pull the plug on Teslas anytime he likes. Good job he is altruistic and trustworthy. Are there any security guarantees on
Teslas?
of course not have you seen have dangerous they are 💥🚗💥wouldnt even need another snipe attempt to the ear he'd get blown to fuck without us needing to do a single thing 😏
He doesn't like dogs because he's a raging narcissist sociopath. He would eat a dog in front of a kindergarten class if he thought it would make him money.
He is the epitome of “transactionality”. Every interaction he has with anything, be it other people, institutions, or even pets, is a transaction, where he needs to get more from the interaction than he loses.
A dog is the epitome of relationality. Every interaction is part of a relationship.
So Tesla slides downward and Uncle Donny decides to do a commercial to try and make it more appealing. You just don't get it you POS. We hate you and Elon and that is why people are even donating them just to get them out of their sight.
I would like to point out that Mr. Fake Tan also wears the most heavily padded coats in fashion history. !!Huuuge!! shoulder pads. Those and his girdle make him the most fake man ever in the Oval Office. I am sad and embarrassed that people fell for his show And, now a car lot. Classy. Very.
He probably can’t even figure out an iPad. He hasn’t ever driven a car himself bc he has chauffeurs. But fuck it, let his 78 year old non tech savvy ass drive that thing on auto pilot until he slams into a median lol
To be fair, I showed them a bunch of data and tried to have a conversation, but they laughed repeatedly, so I cut them off and I’ve known them since we were kids.
I have a friend with one as well. Pisses me off so much, I won’t get in it. I keep threatening to spray paint it but she isn’t laughing. 😂 At the very least, sell it, turn it in and trade it for something else, I say. I wouldn’t drive one if it were free. Fuck that drug addict!
In her defense her husband (South African who idolized Musk) bought it before Musk bought the US presidency out of an actual dedication to limiting their carbon footprint. They had an original Prius. But it’s a stupid car. All attention is on an iPad thing in the center of the dash.
Please, I wish Camacho was president. He appointed the smartest person to solve a national crisis and put his full faith in them. We're worse off than Idiocracy right now.
Oh look! It has an engine in it!
Yeah, go ahead and drive it into a brick wall like you’ve driven our economy.
Why the hell you always have to bring Biden’s name into everything, you fat sloppy, fat pig who almost couldn’t get your fat, crooked ass out the car.
The computer in your braincase does more work with the energy equivalent of the lightbulb over the toilet at the data center of one AI farm. Your parents made it for the cost of food and car insurance. Many just like it sit in warehouses called detention centers right now. Exported coercively.
If this causes a bunch of MAGA nuts to buy EVs it's a great outcome. Especially because the bigger cohort of center + left EV buyers will be repelled by this and buy other companies' EVs instead. The result be 1. a net loss for Tesla and 2. a net gain for the planet.
Let me get this straight: he has bought a Tesla but taken away massive amounts of jobs and is tanking the economy/the stock market. He and Musk's detachment from the people is astonishing.
There’s something magical about the prospect of actually driving a car himself being set out to him with terms like “there’s the brake and the accelerator” and “it’s like driving your golf cart.”
As if this pampered, silverspoon manbaby even knows how to drive a car. Chauffeurs and limos since he was a child. He's got to be the least capable human to ever run a country (into the ground). #CompleteDope
Still no actual proof that the convicted felon, fraudster, and adjudicated rapist actually knows how to drive anything more complicated than a golf cart.
What a moron… Also, it is against the Law for government officials to promote specific private corporations. As a civil servant, I’m not even allowed to recommend a certain brand of floor tile or surveying company when reviewing building permits…
Please god let Trump ride in a Tesla one day, spill his diet coke and have it drip in a crevice that short circuits the whole vehicle and the Tesla explodes with him in it
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serious business!
Wow. Really?
Hey, I see you pulling out your teeth.
(wait 30 secs)
You think Biden could pull his teeth out?
(wait 30 secs)
You think I should go to the dentist?
But I hear sometimes Teslas experience spontaneous combustion.
what will this duo endorse next?
space-based telephone calls (special feature that they can not-work on a whin)
Teslas?
And Trump, despite being a couple years younger, is obviously much further along that same path.
For all he's "A stable genius" there's no way he's allowed to drive.
He has the same attention span and "only living in the moment" mentality.
😂
But, liking dogs wld require some sort of empathy and capacity to love another, & Trump doesn't have any amount of that.
He only "loves" his children b/c they're a product of his own penis (allegedly)
A dog is the epitome of relationality. Every interaction is part of a relationship.
😄😄😄
What an utter fucking moron.
Hopefully it would blow his disgusting brains out and end this fucking nightmare.
😸😸😸
“Maybe if Elon can get Trump to sit in a Cybertruck it’ll all be ok.”
Yeah, go ahead and drive it into a brick wall like you’ve driven our economy.
Why the hell you always have to bring Biden’s name into everything, you fat sloppy, fat pig who almost couldn’t get your fat, crooked ass out the car.
And POTUS agrees
Glucose processors are cheaper to make, run, and you THROW THEM AWAY and yet here we are
After all, that's what killed Mitch McConnell's sister in law!
Isn't there some law about business being done by a President while at the White House? 😂 I know. Anything using the word law now is a hilarious joke.
Inspired: Everything's computer
A free infomercial for a private citizen's company, presented by a sitting so-called "President."
Said private citizen being the richest person in the entire world.
Can anyone imagine MAGA world and FOX et al if Biden did this same thing?
JFC! Their heads would explode! 💥🤬
I can't count the ∞ lies, so maybe someone can count the crimes and report back. Certainly this number has to be less.
Thanks.
See how fake he is? How easily he can be bought?
Has he run out of babies and is now collecting elderly buffoons who can’t drive?
#FuckTrump
When Vance takes over, all we have to do is give him 2 quarts of Jack and 2 cheap hookers. Easier to remove him from OUR WH.
Amen
Amen
He’s sundowning.