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There’s almost nothing you can post that won’t immediately make a nihilist pop out of a trash can to be like “oh, you think something is GOOD, you fool?” but the joke’s on them because almost everyone on this website has some kind of anxiety situation and is posting DESPITE the looming dread

I said my main goal of this trip was to meet with Kilmar. Tonight I had that chance. I have called his wife, Jennifer, to pass along his message of love. I look forward to providing a full update upon my return.

Trump has done the impossible: he has made Americans like Harvard

I like my submarines like I like my Ledbetters Yellow

Salvadoran President Claims He Lacks Humanity To Return Wrongly Deported Man

There was a fairly substantial tornado outbreak in Arkansas a few weeks ago. Normally, federal aid would be coming. Sadly, Sarah Huckabee Sanders must be disappointed in her old boss. I really thought he would help his little cyclops out. #arpx

China really upping their trolling game since the tariffs.

It costs nothing to be kind. But then again, it costs nothing to be a sociopath. So you see my dilemma

Welp, Trump even fucked up our fortune cookies. 🥠 #TrumpTariffs

The Barbie you never knew you needed.

“Hush now, be still. Soon you shall be one of us.”

Chilling. They are saying that simply taking action in opposition to US foreign policy is grounds for deportation. Think of the proud lineage of protests against US-backed wars, coups, torture... BREAKING: Mahmoud Khalil Can Be Deported, Immigration Judge Rules open.substack.com/pub/zeteo/p/...

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feeling bad for The Onion writers having all their ideas stolen by reality

well fuck all this

Maybe Trump will just see the error of his ways and apologize to everyone!

Tomorrow will be an awful experience to go through but it’s important to know that the days to come after tomorrow will actually be much worse.