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don’t know if you heard but I’m a bird with his own flight plan • green hair and she pronouns and loose morals • thanks for being such a weirdo
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There’s fake in-universe fanfiction in this book I just started and in the faux formatting instead of writing “Fandom: [this fictional TV show” the author said “Topic: [etc]” and that’s when I knew instantly this author knows nothing about websites that host fanfiction

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all my homies hate the wizard keen

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cannot BELIEVE sonny freakin angel was on um actually. me racing to the coworker group chat. lmfao

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🐈‍⬛🐟

submitted 14 days ago • 11 comments

shoutout to the couple sitting in front of me at Challengers who had either seen the film already or were just really familiar with/vibing with the music, who bounced back and forth together in perfect synchronization like a kékéflipnote cartoon whenever the score really popped off

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good news

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Lmaoooo apparently a girl just called and accused us of selling her a fake Jellycat when I guarantee what she did was just. grab one of the stuffed animals from the other brand we carry and assume it was a jellycat and paid no attention to the brand on the tag ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

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i wish instagram would stop advertising me these insane sabaton boots because i do regrettably want the stupid sabaton boots SO bad but of course they cost stupid amounts of money for likely trash dropship service/quality. but like the product name is literally “emily strap ankle boot” 🥲

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how to stop cat urinating in bed on top of you while you are asleep

submitted 6 days ago • 4 comments

I love her so much I can’t stand it sometimes 😭

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Thrift store had a matched set for sale but I only wanted the top but she agreed to sell it to me just the top and not the skirt 🙌

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ran the inventory report on our fun line of arsty temp tattoos and whoo boy do b*tches be shoplifting. and also a lot of the SKUs were really fucked up and i’m lowkey dead ouaf

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make it stopppppppppp

submitted 11 days ago • 44 comments

Didn’t talk to him because I didn’t wanna blow up his spot with his family but Jeremy Renner was definitely just at my work LOL

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making myself sad looking at my 2 friends who I want to set up with each other so bad but one is local and the other lives in DC lol

submitted 13 days ago • 1 comment

i made some funny holographic stickers a bit ago that you could buy on my store ( ko-fi.com/paranormalies ) if you're feeling fun and fruity :- )

submitted 14 days ago • 1 comment

ANIMORPHS QUESTION ON @umactually.bsky.social and trapp fucking NAILING IT my mannnnnn I was literally 🫶🫶🫶ing at my screen we love to see it

submitted 16 days ago • 1 comment

saw The Substance and mostly enjoyed it for what it was I think but my GOD I NEED THAT YELLOW COAT

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we are depriving generations of kids of the formative experience of stumbling upon some weird horny sci-fi or fantasy book that was absolutely not written for them, which is the kind of thing that makes reading feel exhilarating, like you are unlocking the grownup world’s fun secrets

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ugh

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the worst grocery store in the entire world is in Pittsburgh, Pennsylvania

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Botany valentine. Another from years past. New one on Monday!

submitted 20 days ago • 47 comments

Mad Mex playing back to back 80s Madonna dance mixes 💃🏻

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[in the tone of one boasting about her sexual conquests] multiple knights are sworn to my service

submitted 20 days ago • 8 comments

I’m so glad I still got my normal days off after going out of town for this funeral because now I get to spend all day sitting on the couch with my Ramsley Sheep watching the Bells Hells finale uwu

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I will always be able to find a B♭ thanks to hurt locker: the musical and something about that is so magical tbh hehehe thank you justin

submitted 22 days ago • 1 comment

“it’s probably all bivalves”

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people of bluesky if you have a goated recipe/hack for deviled eggs please share with me…. i have been thinking about them and want to achieve the greatest possible success 🤲

submitted 36 days ago • 2 comments

cibo matto playing at the donut shop 😌 just like me fr

submitted 23 days ago • 0 comments

GAME ANNOUNCEMENT! 🐝 GREENHEART NECROMANCER is a cozy, witchy, semi-idle narrative gardening game, now live on Steam 🌱 Raise a garden—from the dead! Grow cute plants, cast spells, and enjoy chill vibes through the day. PLEASE WISHLIST NOW & SHARE WIDELY! store.steampowered.com/app/2127570/...

submitted 24 days ago • 13 comments