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Jokes, poetry, trivia, dogs, snacks. Views are my own and do not represent my jobs or dogs. plusgreg everywhere. (he/him)
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Barbara Kruger, Untitled (Questions) (1990/2018)

submitted 9 hours ago • 6 comments

They're calling him the Josh Johnson of folk music.

submitted 17 hours ago • 0 comments

Omfg

submitted 20 hours ago • 10 comments

I wrote an entry for @triviamafia.com's newsletter last week all about the history of punch and punch bowls! Bonus fact: if you're drinking Hawaiian Punch (or any other brand of commercial punch) that's because it contains 0% juice. No idea what's in "Bug Juice," I did not want to look into that.

submitted 19 hours ago • 0 comments

ANY GENDER ANYWHERE Call that personal pansexual.

submitted 1 day ago • 0 comments

If you let a worm eat your brain to enhance your political career prospects, you're a nemato baby.

submitted 21 hours ago • 0 comments

It's bad that my favorite soccer team made a kit with AI art. It's worse that it sold out in one day. It's worst that I have to look at that garbage for the rest of my time as a fan.

submitted 21 hours ago • 0 comments

Just logging on, did this happen?

submitted 21 hours ago • 0 comments

ANY GENDER ANYWHERE Call that personal pansexual.

submitted 1 day ago • 0 comments

Someone with a Switch 2 should invite me over to play Mario Kart, I have churro bites and pretzel bites and 2-3 unique Pringleses. I'm a quality hang and your pets will like me.

submitted 1 day ago • 1 comment

Some of y'all can't handle 2 high agency males going at it and it really shows

submitted 1 day ago • 1 comment

I know posting "the girls are fighting" seems funny, but it's actually insensitive and shitty. My father died in a girl fight. He tried to break it up and the girls pulled him apart like freshly baked bread. He didn't even scream. One moment he was there, the next just a spray of dad viscera.

submitted 1 day ago • 239 comments

Hell yes, great news. The Alien Earth series trailer (from Legion/Fargo's Noah Hawley) looks good, too! youtu.be/ZbsiKjVAV28?...

submitted 1 day ago • 0 comments

Fuck ICE and anyone who helps them Always be ready to stand between an ICE gestapo thug and their target. And business owners, know your rights and never let ICE in no matter what: www.nilc.org/wp-content/u...

submitted 2 days ago • 4 comments

I just had an idea most cursed: a cryptocurrency token whose value is tied to the ratings of a Chuck Lorre three-camera comedy about cryptocurrency. The show is called The Bitcom.

submitted 1 day ago • 1 comment

A Happy Gilmore is half Twisted Tea and half Mountain Dew.

submitted 1 day ago • 1 comment

pet theory: the reason we're inundated with whole-body/balls-specific deodorant advertising is that more people work from home, skip showers, and smell themselves than they do in the office

submitted 1 day ago • 1 comment

May 2, 2011 June 5, 2025 🤝 SEAL Team 6 infiltrates a desert compound full of target's wives and many children in nighttime raid at direction of the President

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Bluesky right now:

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