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Jokes, poetry, trivia, dogs, snacks. Views are my own and do not represent my jobs or dogs. plusgreg everywhere. (he/him)
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Acab includes grammar police
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The less times you correct Siobhan the fewer of a dick you'll be, everyone.
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Gold jewelry and crypto made it clear parody.
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This is me but with using all the dryer balls I own simultaneously.
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I think the gold jewelry tips the hand on parody. They need bodies, not details.
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I dunno, I spotted this weird guy eyeballing you.
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Nick Tigerman couldn't even leave the house for this?! ;)
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Maybe worth it if you beat the big crowds into town. What's the good stuff?
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Brake fluid.
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Give her the keys to the Looney Tunes franchise. Let her cook. The Yoo-hoo Boys levels are unmeasurable.
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What in the fuck.
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or contumescent
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We're gonna get a lot of mileage out of @theonion.com's "Nation Can't Believe" headline format.
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When you goop but he keep Talenting.
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Just a little guy, Kendall Jenner made him look so tall when she handed him a soda five years ago.
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Whenever I think on hope, I remember an old piece of LotR meta from tumblr on the importance of Estel, or irrational hope, and rarely fail to feel better.
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That's hemorrhoid cream. You're still on the hook for "hemorroid" cream, which is for when your butt does too many steroids.
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That's the uncle that brings the Apple Pie Shots to family gatherings, or it was until Aunt Bev got a real bad case of the blindies after thanksgiving of Aught 7.
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welp, logging off that's
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The best bag of rags to ever bag rags. Love that guy.
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It's hard for old dogs, and hard for those that love 'em. Sending Henry restful thoughts.
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I'm glad your Brendan icon is back. And beautiful work!
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That's just Jack Antonoff and his rowdy saxophone friends.
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And don't forget Shape of Water!
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On a long enough timeline, every dinosaur is a milkshake duck. Thanks, evolution.
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Call that show Shot & Chaser.
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Hi, Pat!