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Jokes, poetry, trivia, dogs, snacks. Views are my own and do not represent my jobs or dogs. plusgreg everywhere. (he/him)
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The Bruno Tomato is stepping out of one halftone pattern and into another one. Incredible work, Branson.
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They're gonna have a mahogany squirrel.
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Drown those sorrows in premium lobster rolls and cream ales. They brew em right up there.
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Way too tall, Don Baggins is like 4'10"
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Incredible response.
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That's on our list! I actually have a pass for four from last time I was up here, got it at the Beer Dabbler with a souvenir mug.
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Brake fluid.
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Me too, but only if I can pun the drink. Old Fass-hioned. Daquirear. Things of that nature.
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I'm sad to report that it's probably this:
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"Cowboy accessories vintage daguerreotype no souvenirs no bullshit"
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I watched it for the first time a couple months ago. Authentically riveting! Incredible movie!
Also my actual lawn mower is from a brand called LawnMaster and I think of Horse Master: The Game of Horse Mastery literally every time I use it.
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LawnMaster: The game of lawn mastery
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He's chosen the Subaru Brat?! But it's so small!
BUT LOOK! Its flipping potential is unparalleled, and a short bed will lead to LASTING TRIUMPH!
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Sir this is a The Onion
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Navy and khaki, Best Buy Bigotry.
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Only if they call it You Aughta Show
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This absolutely rips.
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If I could tattoo a song on me it would be this one.
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Let it rip, Sky!
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I still want them to make a modern steel/poison Koffing name Vaaping.
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Jesus Omaha filled that long ass bridge!
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You gotta give a content warning for this image. Adult content filter even.
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