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"your fidelity with ovid and his erotic writings was a rare sophistication" she was 10 you fucking freak

submitted 9 minutes ago • 1 comment

hate hate hate that anne's vampirism de-ages all her female characters. boo. i choose to ignore this because i like milfs <3

submitted 14 minutes ago • 1 comment

ngl pandora is the only time i've liked marius bc them arguing like an old married couple during her turning is so fucking funny i'm obsessed with them

submitted 24 minutes ago • 1 comment

pandora i would lay down my life at your feet

submitted 1 hour ago • 0 comments

one of these things is not like the other

submitted 2 hours ago • 0 comments

armand

submitted 7 hours ago • 0 comments

okay so this is actually coming tonight or tomorrow night. for real this time i promise. sybelle and daniel watch star trek together <3

submitted 20 hours ago • 0 comments

oh my god. pandora. flavius. obsessed with this book ngl

submitted 23 hours ago • 0 comments

no marius what do you mean you laid down the law that no more fledglings be made after qotd. and told lestat never to make a fledgling as young as armand. and then. turned benji. the twelve year old. i hate his ass smh

submitted 1 day ago • 2 comments

oh i adore pandora,,, three pages in and she's got such a distinctive and beautiful voice to her narration,,, which is fucking rare in these books

submitted 1 day ago • 1 comment

in a twist i did not see coming, vittorio was easily one of my favourite tvc books?? genuinely loved it

submitted 1 day ago • 0 comments

am i the only one who scribbles fic ideas down literally anywhere. whenever i open my shopping list it looks like this

submitted 1 day ago • 3 comments

s2 mayfair should not have been allowed to do worldbuilding bc why does the talamasca have a prison. why do they supply their agents with "truth tabs" that remove target's agency. are these standard issue???? there's so many implications they casually toss out and none of them will be explored.

submitted 1 day ago • 0 comments

side note the daniel's book subplot in mayfair has pissed me off so much it's such lazy and contrived writing to make cip look important and makes 0 sense i've been fuming about it since i watched it

submitted 1 day ago • 1 comment

historical fashion goes crazy bc what do you mean gabrielle's wearing trousers with a pussy hole and armand's in crotchless panties.

submitted 1 day ago • 1 comment

she/her-ing armand until it sticks <3 #wipwednesday

submitted 2 days ago • 1 comment

only three fics on ao3??? guys,,,, you will see my vision after s3,,,,,, mark my words,,,,,,,,

submitted 2 days ago • 2 comments

armand/gabrielle is maybe THE tvc pairing for me,,,, good lord

submitted 2 days ago • 0 comments

this is now a threesome with gabrielle. whoopsie

submitted 2 days ago • 0 comments

tw rape armand thinks this was daniel's plan. he violated daniel by giving him the dark gift so daniel violates his safe spaces in return and he's not allowed to have nice memories of their relationship bc he ruined it. (safe to say this was NOT daniel's intention) #wipwednesday

submitted 2 days ago • 1 comment

literally the major reason my brain has latched onto jasper as marius so heavily is bc i need someone cool-looking to picture and if i don't all i can see is him

submitted 2 days ago • 3 comments

ngl. vittorio kicks ass

submitted 2 days ago • 0 comments