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Walton Goggins looks like Sinister Jim Carrey. They need to be in a charlie kaufman movie together.

As much as I love The Pitt, some of the more sensational emergencies feel like they belong to a lesser show. Not even Jack Bauer has had a more eventful 15 hours than Noah Wyle.

Joe Rogan is the type of dumb nephew that dies at the end of a sopranos season - who Tony lectures about the dangers of a dumb crew and the importance of a college education.

I am mad at my cat for knocking over her dry feeder, but proud of her cleverness.

I do not find Severance as confusing as the “previously on Severance” recaps; which seem to be random scenes I have never seen before.

The best part of The Florida Project (2017) is the amazing hotel manager, who single-handedly holds down the Willem Dafort

It's a missed opportunity that Daredevil's blindness is just a disguise.

Skinny Poirot is disappointing. Cast Russel Crowe already.

Modern life is dumb Chernobyl.

The title comes from that feeling it leaves in The Pitt of your stomach at the end of each episode.

Walt Whitman dropped a critique of Digital Foundry called "Comparing Leaves of Grass".

you’re fired. wait you’re rehired. email us a list of things you’ve done today wait forget it you’re fired again. come back your job was important. you’re fired. or hired. come in to the office. wait the office has no computers go home. we are the department of government efficiency.

Heretic would've been way better if the Hugh Grant character was played by bad-boy atheist Ricky Gervais, as himself.

Hugh Grant is awesome in that horror movie about heresy: Notting Hell

If looming lawsuits cancel the Pitt but the courts don't stop illegal DOGE activity...i just can't.

thinking about Chekhov's rats in the The Pitt. im rooting for those guys

Maybe we weren’t meant to wake up and read 20 terrible things immediately.

Fyre Festival 2 attendees are collectively referred to as a fraudience. They'll demand refunds if the event succeeds.

James Gunn is the only good decision Warner Bros have made in at least 10 years, on the video game and film front. It takes deliberate malice to waste Henry Caville, Brendan Frasier, and Rocksteady.

Dinner in America (2020) is a really great movie. The two lead performances are wonderful and have perfect chemistry.

I honestly think it would be hilarious if there was one family on White Lotus that was having just the best time, like we get two miserable storylines and then occasionally cut to this family going “We saw three dolphins!”

The Brutalist should be called There Will Be Building

If Matt Damon gives you lemons, make Jesse Plemonade

@digitalfoundry.bsky.social , was really hoping for a dedicated review/analysis of Angel of Darkness to start my Saturday morning.

statistically valentine’s day is the safest day on the road because none of the cybertrucks have anywhere to be

me passing someone: u slow bitch me being passed: ok speed racer

watching Run Lola Run for the first time since seeing it in high school philosophy class and man the hyperactive MTV aesthetic kicks ass we gotta bring this back

They should make a speed dating app called insta-court

a good game can turn into a great game if it sucks a little bit in an interesting way

Trap (2024) is Rebecca Black's Friday for M. Night's daughter.

I just found out there's a new Philomena Cunk series coming out next week and my heart is beating in anticipation much like the thumping beat of Belgium dance band Technotronic's 1989 hit single Pump Up The Jam

Until you've built a level and had 10 million people play it without getting lost or frustrated, you can shut the fuck up about yellow paint.

A season of Ryan Murphy's Monsters called "Unsafe Spacey"

Nate Bargatze is impressively consistent and likable - he's Larry the Stable Guy.

bill nye’s full name is william new years eve

The prequel is actually called Dexter: Unoriginal Idea

tbh i think the ghost of christmas present is a waste of time it’s like i know what’s going on in my life at this very moment asshole i’m talking to ghosts.

Jason Bateman's talent lies in his very paternal delivery of the phrase "mmkay pal?"

My Canadian streaming service labelled the Fabelmans an origin story, like he's a superhero. In that case I think it should be called "Tip of the Spielberg" or "Pediatric Park".

There should be a Dexter season set at a White Lotus and written by Mike White.

Cocoon is my GOTY. Four stars (one of which points to itself)

I think The Fly is one of the greatest films of the 1980s and that is that

It's funny that the cybertruck was inspired by blade runner cuz the design is giving total recall