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In Yoshi's Island, all Shy Guys are the same object. A Shy Guy's color is decided solely by its initial spawn point in the level. I have taken the liberty to fill a level with Shy Guys to create a Shy Guy coloration matrix.

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5 and counting

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Doing this while your child's mother is frantically trying to get in touch with you

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when the beatles said they were bigger than jesus people got mad at them instead of getting mad at Mr Size who decides how big things are

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nothing is fake. everything we made is real. coca cola is a real thing. brands are nearly divine. not metaphorically, not just in our heads

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kratom is like if caffeine wasn't in delicious drink form and also ruined your life and permanently turned you into a crocodile

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dave grohl is so interesting to me as a concept. why did nirvana have a rob scallon

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been struggling with the idea that all of human history, all of the destruction, the suffering, the brutality, the razing, the pillaging, the salting of the beautiful fields of this planet has all led up to this. guys burning down everything built over that ruin just so they can do a coy nazi salute

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casting a fishing line to the girl i love and reeling in only condom wrappers

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Teachers teach. We need a leaderful movement, and there are leaders all around us.

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Our fascists are scaring off other fascists.

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Among those Trump and Musk fired at the FAA: - Lawyers who help keep drunk or reckless pilots out of the skies - Air traffic control support staff - Employees who track potential new flying hazards like cranes - Staffers who medically clear pilots to fly www.rollingstone.com/politics/pol...

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when a guy declares himself king he's calling you his property

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remember a while ago where people were saying that elon or trump was gonna say the n word and none of them called that elon was just straight up going to salute hitler on stage on national tv and it wouldnt even matter

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hello gale of the future. you need antidepressants. you must pursue antidepressants with all of your might and you must obtain them. you are not okay without them. this is not negotiable

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i love you

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BREAKING: Steve Bannon just did a Nazi salute at CPAC. THEY ARE TELLING YOU WHO THEY ARE!

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Musk confirms my reporting:

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one really interesting thing about congestion pricing is that Trump basically said “I am killing congestion pricing right now”, got a friendly puff piece in the New York Post, and then every other media outlet went along with it even though it turned out he actually did not kill congestion pricing

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my statement on salad: leaves, something to be desired

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Elon’s busy schedule today is claiming astronauts were left in the ISS for political reasons, getting corrected by an ISS astronaut, throwing a fit where he calls the astronaut a slur, then complaining that we should deorbit the ISS

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my sister helping me load my storage unit: why do you need all this shit me: it's not mine i'm holding it for someone. i'm not a hoarder anymore the talking walter white action figure i clearly 3d printed and just knocked over with my ass: Jesse, you're not thinking clearly

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A man and his son get into a fatal car accident. The man is killed instantly. The boy is rushed to hospital, needing immediate surgery. The surgeon enters the emergency room and says, I can't operate on this boy. He is me. And lo, I am unsound. And lo, I am the boy.

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springsteen: at night i wake up with the sheets soaking wet and a freight train running through the middle of my head 4 year old me in my thomas the tank engine phase: it's like he knows me

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This is something about the Breaking Bad series that always makes this series shine. For instance. Inside the span of this episode, many different events happen inside the show, including Walter, who goes as far as to manipulate Jesse, even going as far as getting inside his head

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Beastie Boys songs are even funnier when they became socially conscious and started doing rhymes like to rock the mic is my intention / I’m smart like the women at the Seneca Falls Convention

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New mask ban legislation is on the move in Maryland: https://www.stopmaskbans.com/#action-map

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there's a condition of the trolley problem that we conveniently forget about. it's a necessary one. the condition is that there was no way to anticipate the situation, the trolley is here, and you're out of time to do anything but pull the lever or abstain.

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exmormon missionary handing you the ces letter: have you heard the good rebuttal

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