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poke-god.bsky.social
kiku is making this, it's wip (awell) lewd alt to @pokemongod.bsky.social. MINORS DO NOT FOLLOW !! OR ANYTHING!
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"Because you pissed me off, clearly." She'd hum slightly. "I should just leave it at that, because I doubt you're going to beg me to fix it." Her tail sways slightly as she thinks. Standing up tall, she looks down at the other.

(let me know if i get too mean with her aha...)

"... It's because I am. And I don't care if this is your house. I technically own all life. By the way." And she takes the guitar.... Snaps it in half. Just like that. Tosses it to the side. "I could fix it, but I am not wanting to because you blew smoke in my face."

"I'm. God." She would practically hiss her words. "Arceus. That's me. And let me guess, you're gonna want proof? Typical non-believers are like that." Her tail is flicking in irritations. She's still holding the guitar she snatched from the other.

(i'm so sorry but arceus is a huge bitch .)

".... Hey." Without warning, she... attempts to snatch the guitar right from his hands, holding out another hand as she formed the water plate. And equipped it.... S m i l e . "I heard you didn't believe in God?" Wow. Uh.

That'd be for the best. Someone needs to put this god in here place, truly- but it's a shame the other can't do that right now. SPEAKING of. "Ah, you're Entoma aren't you!? Seems you became your true form after all, bravo~!"

"You seem like a lovely type that I want to 𝐩𝐮𝐦𝐦𝐞𝐥 𝐢𝐧𝐭𝐨 𝐭𝐡𝐞 𝐠𝐫𝐨𝐮𝐧𝐝 𝐫𝐞𝐥𝐞𝐧𝐭𝐥𝐞𝐬𝐬𝐥𝐲."

"You should know better than to show that off." Her voice is almost a hiss. It's somewhat disturbing. "Lest I make it sap all of your energy and put you to sleep once more." "You don't want that, 𝐃𝐎 𝐘𝐎𝐔?"

Fortunately not. It was her pet, and showing off the mark of punishment she gave her too. ... Arceus really wasn't a very good person, was she?

do you think... love can bloom on the battlefield?

"..." B E I N G T A L K E D A B O U T .

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(ok here's all my lewd focused accounts @darkfalzdouble.bsky.social @galeems.bsky.social @manerachan.bsky.social @mochi.cute.expert @mugendaimax.bsky.social @poke-god.bsky.social @regiigigas.bsky.social @tekkaguya.bsky.social @the-deep-dark.bsky.social @worldoflight.bsky.social :D)

(give me a good faceclaim then bc i'm very un-educated in most anime and you gave me a good kyurem so i trust you)

(btw for this i was gonna joke about roly's lewd alt for necrozma fucking her near constantly ok)

(ITS DONE @regiigigas.bsky.social)

On another note, Stolen from Takii since he stole it first. Like and Pic I'll get to this when I do at least some replies first though.

(look at them!! loOK AT THEM)

(should i make a nsfw gijinka regigigas.... hm (i love kasugai's art...))

"Oh dear.... I don't particularly feel like making my presence known to that one. God shouldn't allow itself to be eaten." God also shouldn't allow itself to have sex but y'know.

(ROLY YOU MADE A LEWD VERSION OF YOUR NECROZMA AND ID IDN'T NOTICE UNTIL NOW LOL)

:P stolen

Sometimes. JUST sometimes, she wishes she had bigger boobs.

GOD FACE RIGHT ON BOOBS. comfy

SHE CAN'T HELP IT THOSE TITS ARE CUTE.... SHE COULD TOTALLY LAY ON THEM

"Woah...." Thanks arceus.

"HAH. HATESEX DOESN'T WORK, BITCH."

To what? Get fucked?

"Because I'm god, I made him durable enough to withstand it as a punishment for pissing me off enought to make me want to waste time with him. I don't care if he can't walk for months after."

"So anyways, I destroyed volo just now."

temp pin (me to the bed)