polly-eurethane.bsky.social
Professional distraction. 18+
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My 2025 mantra: EOs are not laws. Do not comply in advance. EOs are not laws. Do not comply in advance.
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Chopped cucumber, bell pepper, feta, pumpkin seeds, chicken/tuna/tofu/egg, salsa, drizzle of olive oil and lemon juice, season.
Add cooked starch like rice or pasta, or croutons/broken corn chips for texture & carbs if you want em
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The struggle is real.
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Saaaaaame
Me in the mirror:
“Face? Eh, good bones”
“Upper body? Hell yeah”
“Lower body? Who TF is she?”
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Godspeed
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Good morning!!!
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You rang?
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And, at least IMO, porn IS ART.
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They’re doing it to intimidate people who don’t know the limitations on this type of power. EOs are NOT LAWS. We are not accountable to them. Do not obey in advance!
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That’s exactly why we need to remember their limitations and refuse to accept hollow decrees.
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Why hello
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The new boyfriend correctly assumed that I don’t like flowers, so he got me sprigs of eucalyptus, freshly laundered a set of his sweatpants to sleep in at his place, and brought me bike tools.
My kind of displays of adoration.
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It’s my day job. I’m a pastry cook.
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Gotta drop the temperature of the water. Bring the water to a boil with the egg in it, remove from heat & cover, start the timer for 5 min, then drop it into ice water to halt carryover cooking
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Exactly. A salad is a dish consisting of mixed ingredients. Soup is absolutely a salad.
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Soup is just hot salad, tho
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But what about…
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I mean…they did that, soooo
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Start booking clients as a full service provider 🤞🏻🎉
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Tell Paloma that I love her, please!
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Yep
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Holy shit, please!
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So I guess I ought to start planning a European escapade 🤗
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But does it count if we already fucked? Can we fuck more?
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Heaven or Las Vegas - Cocteau Twins
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I’ll piss in one
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With what, specifically, do you exert your effort?
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1000%
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🤭😅
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Hey, my face crushing thighs are absolutely here for you.
By which I mean, oh hi! I’ve been ok. How are you?
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I’m way less masked and that’s deeply charming to some and incredibly off putting for others. Still way hotter, tho, which raises the stakes on both above outcomes. That’s mostly at least amusing.