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polyolefine.bsky.social
Mid-20s, he/they, Chicago Material Science & Engineering, Chemistry, Baking, Pokemon, DnD, Board Games Personal account 🏳️‍🌈🇵🇸 https://www.instagram.com/thetruestsam
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Undergrad crush texting me out of the blue to shit talk Elon Musk 😍

submitted 19 hours ago • 1 comment

All due respect to the only honorable troops in this country that make up the mail and delivery service, but why did they lose track of the shipment containing the modem I need to have Internet

submitted 19 hours ago • 0 comments

Nothing makes you appreciate having a community more than moving tbh

submitted 1 day ago • 1 comment

Lol my PI is in his office today for graduation later so I just stopped in the chat so he sees that I sometimes work weekends too lol

submitted 3 days ago • 1 comment

Honestly science really went off with the word Desiccator

submitted 4 days ago • 0 comments

I don't live in NYC but my insta algorithm has decided I need to stay very up-to-date on Zohran Mamdani content

submitted 4 days ago • 0 comments

Apparently some incoming PhD students have had their GRFPs revoked?? What the fuck?

submitted 5 days ago • 1 comment

Lol my quarterly meeting that I always dread was just bumped from 6/30 to 6/15 🙃

submitted 5 days ago • 1 comment

Just said goodbye to an old friend 😞 (threw out my TI-89 calculator from high school)

submitted 5 days ago • 5 comments

My favorite part of the tensile testing software is the master tab titled "Wizard"

submitted 8 days ago • 1 comment

Phlebotomist said I have a perfect vein 😎

submitted 8 days ago • 2 comments

I walked over ten miles today and barely have anything moved, kms

submitted 8 days ago • 0 comments

Now I just need a swarm of gays to transport everything I own from one place to another

submitted 9 days ago • 3 comments

Happy Pride I got the keys to my new apartment, I'm finally roommate free

submitted 9 days ago • 4 comments

In lieu of bricks, this pride month all queer people will be gifted a melee weapon of their choice

submitted 9 days ago • 13 comments

I feel bamboozled by the Swifties First they're like "she got her masters" and it's her songs not a degree? Then they're like "omg Rep TV" and then it's just rerecording her album, not actual TV?

submitted 10 days ago • 4 comments

Listen, I don't think Lydia should have been on this season of All Stars at all, but since she is, she should've been in the top two this week

submitted 10 days ago • 1 comment

This Friday is already testing me

submitted 11 days ago • 1 comment

Hm once again Google's AI overview giving blatantly incorrect information smh

submitted 11 days ago • 1 comment

Ugh I just got a great idea for my next tattoo but the summer is like the worst time of year to get a new one

submitted 12 days ago • 1 comment

This was my only real plan for the night so I've just been sitting in stasis for the past hour lol

submitted 12 days ago • 1 comment

Lol I tried to play Expedition 33 and it crashed immediately because my four-year old computer isn't strong enough for it 😭

submitted 12 days ago • 2 comments

ootd, birthday edition

submitted 13 days ago • 21 comments

Dogsitting for my friends and imagine waking up to find your moms have fled the country and now your guncle is taking you for a too-long walk in the rain, what a devastating morning for him

submitted 13 days ago • 1 comment

It's rare but every time I open That App I'm reminded how terrible it is with all the ads

submitted 14 days ago • 3 comments

Anyway with my budget reconciled I can see that I haven't spent that much money on myself this month so I can buy that French game y'all won't shut up about

submitted 14 days ago • 0 comments