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Mid-20s, he/they, Chicago Material Science & Engineering, Chemistry, Baking, Pokemon, DnD, Board Games Personal account 🏳️‍🌈🇵🇸 https://www.instagram.com/thetruestsam
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In the words of bloomf, "orm"

submitted 8 hours ago • 9 comments

Love getting student discounts even though I haven't taken a class in years lol

submitted 9 hours ago • 0 comments

Labmate pressuring me to go get flash tattoos for a Friday the 13th sale but like, it's swimming season and I'm spending so much money this month 😭

submitted 10 hours ago • 1 comment

Begging people to develop a sense of morality independent of legality

submitted 1 day ago • 4 comments

Ordered a cunty bathroom set and I feel like 16-yo me would be baffled by what excites 26-yo me

submitted 1 day ago • 0 comments

Modem acquired

submitted 2 days ago • 0 comments

Undergrad crush texting me out of the blue to shit talk Elon Musk 😍

submitted 3 days ago • 1 comment

All due respect to the only honorable troops in this country that make up the mail and delivery service, but why did they lose track of the shipment containing the modem I need to have Internet

submitted 3 days ago • 0 comments

Nothing makes you appreciate having a community more than moving tbh

submitted 4 days ago • 1 comment

Lol my PI is in his office today for graduation later so I just stopped in the chat so he sees that I sometimes work weekends too lol

submitted 5 days ago • 1 comment

Honestly science really went off with the word Desiccator

submitted 6 days ago • 0 comments

I don't live in NYC but my insta algorithm has decided I need to stay very up-to-date on Zohran Mamdani content

submitted 6 days ago • 0 comments

Apparently some incoming PhD students have had their GRFPs revoked?? What the fuck?

submitted 7 days ago • 1 comment

Lol my quarterly meeting that I always dread was just bumped from 6/30 to 6/15 🙃

submitted 7 days ago • 1 comment

Just said goodbye to an old friend 😞 (threw out my TI-89 calculator from high school)

submitted 8 days ago • 5 comments

My favorite part of the tensile testing software is the master tab titled "Wizard"

submitted 10 days ago • 1 comment

Phlebotomist said I have a perfect vein 😎

submitted 10 days ago • 2 comments

I walked over ten miles today and barely have anything moved, kms

submitted 11 days ago • 0 comments

Now I just need a swarm of gays to transport everything I own from one place to another

submitted 11 days ago • 3 comments

Happy Pride I got the keys to my new apartment, I'm finally roommate free

submitted 11 days ago • 4 comments

In lieu of bricks, this pride month all queer people will be gifted a melee weapon of their choice

submitted 11 days ago • 13 comments

I feel bamboozled by the Swifties First they're like "she got her masters" and it's her songs not a degree? Then they're like "omg Rep TV" and then it's just rerecording her album, not actual TV?

submitted 13 days ago • 4 comments

Listen, I don't think Lydia should have been on this season of All Stars at all, but since she is, she should've been in the top two this week

submitted 13 days ago • 1 comment