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pomeloanderson.bsky.social
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crazy that the actual greatest band in the world spiritbox is people i used to pay 5 bucks to see

white lotus season 3 intro is giving joyride by kesha

thank god i already know i'm gay because sabrina at the brits would have shot me off the earth and into orbit if I hadn't been prepared.

*extreme Archer voice* Oh my god

except there were no questions about neopets so fuck you

@dimension20.bsky.social i'm usually not a big Um, Actually guy but I really loved the girly episode!!! thank you for feeding the gorls xoxoxo

just rewatching Monty Python's The Meaning of Life and honestly we should have just stopped making movies after that

AI companies spending $40 trillion dollars so a computer can tell them I like grilled cheese. Nice one geniuses I would've told you that for a grilled cheese

new music video from PUP is giving me everything I needed

weighted blanket isn't enough i need to be vacuum sealed

when i die i'm gonna make sure someone knows where i keep my nudes folder cause everyone deserves to remember my slammin rack

when i die i want everyone to listen to post hardcore for 1 week straight.

when i die i want everyone to absolute serve looks at my funeral

when i die i want my instagram bookmarks to be projected up on a screen so everyone can sigh and say, 'yeah, she would'

when i die i want my funeral to be a roast.

when i die i want everyone to take turns hanging out with my skeleton.

when i die i want my body donated to a science classroom in that I am the skeleton hanging from a stand.

when i die I was sophie thatcher to play me in the biopic

frantically googling rae craton

applying for my dream job and ricocheting between 'I am god's greatest gift how could they NOT hire me I am perfect' and 'oh my god i'm an idiot how could I possibly think I was qualified for this position'

swear to god dude

save the cheerleader save the world?

it called fashion sweaty

i have welcomed too much joy and gratitude into my life i the last few years. it's time to be a straight up bitch again.

i like bluesky cause everyone here seems moderately more intelligent.....HOWEVER i do need a little more dumbassery, doo doo brain, dumbfuckery, hahas, and jokeys jokes

all of my writing is created using 100% certifiably organic intelligence. by which i mean i'm raising my freelance prices by 20%. if anyone complains, i'm including the word artisan in there and raising my prices by another 20%.

just got told I should start a podcast lord hold me back

trend alert! imbeciles

i love being the personality hire 💖

I know an independent bookstore tote bag hates to see me comin

shout out to Greenland though fr

saw a post about how Trump wants to go after Greenland because he doesn't understand the mercator projection and now back on my bullshit (constantly trying to remind people that maps are ✨colonial✨) www.youtube.com/watch?v=vVX-...

can I interest you in a map projection?

@thebobthedragqueen.bsky.social missed you on traitors tonight big time. at least you didn't have to do those boring ass riddles.

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