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pomoville.bsky.social
I used to indulge in what they call the orange ball ballet
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Left my car windows cracked and got a little rain in there. Now it smells like those imitation crab sticks that you can unroll.

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No one ever mentions that Mohammed Atta looked just like a grandma

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So little gray alien content now.

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Pinhead likes to go on about pain being like pleasure, but he’s never getting jacked off or nothing, is he?

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Sally Jesse Raphael, best celeb name that could also be a circle of friends.

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Pretty Fly (For a White Guy) is in the top 500 guitar songs according to Songsterr.

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Love Squeeze but “… and everybody wants a hat” that is bad

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Love Costello but the line “I was seriously thinking about hiding the receiver when the switch broke cause its old” I mean come on

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Pressed against countertop warming my hands in the air fryer.

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Water guy from Elemental worst cuck in movie history wet Pete Holmes.

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Fucking screenwriters self-inserting shit about their dad dying into every script they touch

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I know in the Simpsons there's the joke game, Knifey-Spoony. But for me I like Wifey-Spoony. I like to spoon with my wife.

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Always looking for an opportunity to call myself a dumb shithead and tell everyone that I love being a dumb shithead.

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I know 9/11 is like 911, the emergency number. But, really, what was it? A wake up call.

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@johncullen.bsky.social can I volunteer to play J-archive Jeopardy with you if you ever need players? I would say I’m about as good as a losing Jeopardy contestant — though worse than my big brother, who was a losing contestant.

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Liv Tyler is 46! More like IVL Tyler.

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Listen, it should have been "Clomp Around the Clock". We know, it's a lot more fun. It's over, we messed up.

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I am here now

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