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poodleskirt.bsky.social
Living like a bug ain't easy
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Yes, I was in new york city 4 days ago, why do people keep asking

submitted 82 days ago • 0 comments

I got permission from upper management to run a script I wrote over the weekend that I estimate will cost my company $11k and if my estimate is wrong I am going to get FIIIIIIRRRRRRRREEEEDD

submitted 86 days ago • 0 comments

I'm in a "new cat orientation" call and this one woman has her camera on asking if we can hear her and we're all just staying on mute not saying shit

submitted 88 days ago • 0 comments

Gen Z detective arriving at the scene of the crime: What are the vibes

submitted 90 days ago • 105 comments

With the advent of AI, silicon has joined carbon on the list of elements that eventually find out about themselves if you give them enough time

submitted 90 days ago • 0 comments

restful leg syndrome. im not doing SHIT.

submitted 91 days ago • 6 comments

It’s common to say: “nickleback is the Bud Light of beer”

submitted 91 days ago • 0 comments

Picking up a cat I adopted tomorrow

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submitted 96 days ago • 6 comments

[teaching my boyfriend cards] ME: the blue ones represent logic, the yellow are morality & order, the green use instinct & interdependence, and the red value chaos & impulse HIM: *frantically flipping through UNO instruction booklet*

submitted 98 days ago • 4 comments

I hate to say it but this is true. They aren't even talking about "Holding space for the lyrics of Gravity and finding power in that" on here.

submitted 98 days ago • 0 comments

Very interesting to me that apparently the left-er position here is that Sarah McBride is obligated to fight this specific wedge issue, presumably because she's a part of the effected group of the wider culture war, even though she made it very clear she's more interested in working on other things

submitted 100 days ago • 1 comment

Last week was on a vacation with a group of strangers and some guy got really drunk and started clowning on another guy I had become friends for being too much of a nerd. It made no sense because the guy was cool and I was a much better target sitting right next to him

submitted 100 days ago • 0 comments

the "cromulent fuckcrustable" guy would have been considered a god tier poster on here

submitted 100 days ago • 0 comments

This year I finally finished my mtg vintage cube that I started back in 2017. It has 2 proxies in it, Mox Emerald which I'm sure I'll own some day, and Timetwister which I probably never will. Here's the list: cubecobra.com/cube/list/c9...

submitted 100 days ago • 0 comments

1. "Hey, we should make a platform where the out-group isn't allowed" 2. Out-group gets over generalized, removing all disagreement instead of just trolls 3. In-group gets no pushback and some start acting very weird 4. In-group is forced to govern itself and group lines are re-drawn 5. "Hey, we sho

submitted 101 days ago • 0 comments

How do you use this website without getting served up the reddit jokes

submitted 101 days ago • 0 comments

Wow I memory holed the adderall shortage, totally forgot this happened

submitted 102 days ago • 0 comments

Coming on this site again and looking at a couple of my old posts and I still like this one

submitted 102 days ago • 0 comments

I think it’s more like “a social media platform with no one to dunk on will obviously die”

submitted 104 days ago • 0 comments

Last night I got a migraine, which only happens to me once every 5-10 years or so. When Lara saw she gave me some migraine meds and I was like "why do you have these??" and she said "a few years ago you told me you occasionally get migraines so I picked them up" ❤️ ❤️

submitted 394 days ago • 1 comment

I live relatively high up in an apartment in NYC. When I moved in 3 years ago I put a $10 motion sensor outside my door so Alexa will say "Visitor at door" when someone is around, like a bootleg Ring doorbell. This week after 3 years someone (a delivery person I guess?) decided to steal it lol

submitted 416 days ago • 0 comments

don't talk to me or my son ever again

submitted 416 days ago • 0 comments